Real-Life Frogger Ends In Hospital Visit
BigSes writes "A 23-year old man has been hospitalized after police in South Carolina say he was hit by an SUV while playing a real-life version of the video game Frogger. Authorities said the 23-year-old man was taken to a hospital in Anderson after he was struck Monday evening. Before he was hit, police say the man had been discussing the game with his friends. Chief Jimmy Dixon says the man yelled 'go' and darted into oncoming traffic in the four-lane highway. Has it come time to ban some of the classics before someone else goes out and breaks a few bricks with their heads after eating a large mushroom?"
The hospital was sad to announce that the patient is expected to live, letting yet another idiotic gimp to roam the streets.
Violent video games claim another victim. Maybe now they'll put that NC-17 rating on that I've been saying for years Frogger needs. Jack Thompson will be vindicated, and Rockstar games will pay for their GTA series.
Maybe when this is all over, we can achieve our ultimate goal of putting a warning label on Tetris.
SIG: HUP
Good thing he stuck with Frogger!
I pulled a Pac-Man and went around the party eating everyone's pizza while trying to avoid the bouncer. I had a tummy-ache for 3 days. Ban the Pac!
Table-ized A.I.
Can we pass a law that will make it MANDATORY to either execute or sterilize anyone who reacts to this by suggesting that we ban something?
You've just been caught under your own law. Well done.
Quidnam Latine loqui modo coepi?