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Doctor Marries Doctor's Daughter, TARDIS Explodes

techmuse writes "In a veritable Who's Who of Doctor Who, 10th Doctor David Tennant is marrying Georgia Moffett, the daughter of 5th Doctor Peter Davison, who played the Doctor's daughter in an episode of Doctor Who. Except that the Doctor's daughter was a clone of the Doctor, which meant that she really was Who. So a newer Doctor is marrying an older Doctor's daughter, who is a clone of the newer doctor, but only has half the DNA of the older Doctor."

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  1. Doctor, doctor by Toe,+The · · Score: 5, Funny

    Doctor, doctor, give me the news. I got a bad case of lovin'... who?

  2. Well... by Abstrackt · · Score: 3, Funny

    It still makes more sense than Primer.

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  3. some dalek's were invited to the wedding by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    but the reception was at the top of a grand staircase

    after 3 hours of trying to figure out how to use the stairs, the dalek's leveled the entire building in frustration and anger

    the new bad blood will serve forthcoming dr. who episodes very well, so, all in all, a good wedding for fans

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  4. Re:Honeymoon by Locke2005 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh, give me a clone
    Of my own flesh and bone
    With the Y chromosome changed to X.
    And when she is grown,
    My very own clone,
    We'll be of the opposite sex.

    Chorus:
    Clone, clone of my own,
    With the Y chromosome changed to X.
    And when we're alone,
    Since her mind is my own,
    She'll be thinking of nothing but sex.

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  5. Re:Not necessarily important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Freeing them! :-D

  6. Re:HHGTTG Connection as well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Modding "informative" because there's no "even weirder" in the drop-down.

  7. Amazon? by Ira+Sponsible · · Score: 4, Funny

    How long before Amazon tries to ban this?

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  8. Re:And cue the screams of a million fangirls by Tekfactory · · Score: 3, Funny

    A million fangirls who only ever would have been million fangirls-1 that were still dissappointed if Tennant had chosen 1 of them.

    Of course the conventional wisdom would seem to say Clone Tennant and the fangirls can all be happy, unfortunately they DID clone Tennant, and now he's run off with the clone.

  9. Re:Have to say it. by oodaloop · · Score: 3, Funny

    Q: So when David Tennant goes to get his paycheck, Who gets the money?

    A: Every dollar of it. After all, the man earns it.

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  10. Just answer me this: by HeckRuler · · Score: 3, Funny

    OK, skip all the crazy stuff, just answer me this:
    Who is marrying who?

  11. Re:Who, now? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, who is marrying who?

    Yes.

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  12. Love-y Wimey by joeszilagyi · · Score: 4, Funny

    People assume that relationships are a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... love-y wimey... stuff.

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  13. Re:Already exploded. by BForrester · · Score: 5, Funny

    The universe didn't explode, it's been "replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable."

    Welcome to Level 2.

  14. Obligatory quotes by Erbo · · Score: 3, Funny
    "I hate temporal mechanics." - Miles O'Brien (and his doppelganger)

    "Temporal mechanics always gave me a headache back at the Academy." - Kathryn Janeway

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