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Virginia DMV Revokes World's Greatest License Plate

Posted by samzenpus on Friday January 7, 2011 @06:30AM from the think-of-the-tasty-children dept.

An anonymous reader writes "A man in possession of the world's greatest license plate has lost his battle with the Virginia DMV, who ridiculously claim it encourages oral sex with kids instead of just cannibalism. According to poster WHOWANTSBEEF at Reddit, he's the owner of the infamous 'EATTHE Kids First' license plate floating around the internet for years. Unfortunately for him, someone complained his plate was advocating something beyond hilarious cannibalism."

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Re:Ah, the Moral Majority in action by couchslug · 2011-01-09 12:20 · Score: 3, Funny

"Hint to you guys: if you read this plate, and your brain says "have oral sex with kids, have oral sex with kids, have oral sex with kids!", then it's not the plate that's the problem."
No children should have oral sex without benefit of clergy.

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