Virginia DMV Revokes World's Greatest License Plate

An anonymous reader writes "A man in possession of the world's greatest license plate has lost his battle with the Virginia DMV, who ridiculously claim it encourages oral sex with kids instead of just cannibalism. According to poster WHOWANTSBEEF at Reddit, he's the owner of the infamous 'EATTHE Kids First' license plate floating around the internet for years. Unfortunately for him, someone complained his plate was advocating something beyond hilarious cannibalism."

Comments

Ah, the Moral Majority in action

[Rogerborg]

A handful of professional complainers complain, and that translates to "most people would find [the plate] to be repulsive".

Hint to you guys: if you read this plate, and your brain says "have oral sex with kids, have oral sex with kids, have oral sex with kids!", then it's not the plate that's the problem.

Re:Ah, the Moral Majority in action

[Darinbob]

Professional complainers? Where do I apply?

Re:Ah, the Moral Majority in action

[couchslug]

"Hint to you guys: if you read this plate, and your brain says "have oral sex with kids, have oral sex with kids, have oral sex with kids!", then it's not the plate that's the problem."

No children should have oral sex without benefit of clergy.

Re:Ah, the Moral Majority in action

[Locke2005]

Damn! To think that all these years I've been doing it for free as a highly-skilled amateur!

Phillistines

[wiredlogic]

Clearly the plate owner is making an allusion to Swift's "A Modest Proposal". Only a sick sociopath would associate such imagery with sodomy.