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Nobel Prize Winner Says DNA Performs Quantum Teleportation

Posted by samzenpus on from the giant-book-that's-hidden-inside-you dept.

HJED writes "TechWorld is reporting that the joint winner of the Nobel Prize for medicine in 2008, Luc Montagnier, is claiming that DNA can send 'electromagnetic imprints' of itself into distant cells and fluids which can then be used by enzymes to create copies of the original DNA. This would be equivalent to quantum teleportation. You can read the original paper here [PDF]."

7 of 347 comments (clear)

  1. New excuse ... by ignavus · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Honest! My DNA teleported into her. I never touched her. I swear it."

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    1. Re:New excuse ... by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 5, Funny

      So... you mod the parent 4, funny, for making a tasteless joke about rape, that's not even funny, and you mod down the person that calls them out. Not cool, guys.

      Sounds like someone has some issues. Show us, on this doll, where the DNA teleported into you...

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  2. Re:umm by hoggoth · · Score: 5, Funny

    It does raise my suspicions that he listed 'TimeCube' in his citations attached to the paper.

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  3. Re:John Hagelin is right, the unified field is you by GigaplexNZ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Seriously - this is a guy who claims that if enough people in a city do TM meditation, crime rates will fall

    This could easily be true. The criminals are too busy meditating to be able to commit the crimes...

  4. Re:umm by popeyethesailor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dude, you made me RTFA - that's unfair :/

  5. Re:Oh, now I see! by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hell has quantum cat-poo. You don't know if it's there until you step in it.

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  6. Re:umm by gilleain · · Score: 5, Funny

    Audio frequencies? So perhaps someone in the lab is chanting "A...C...G..C..G...A..T" while the experiment is going on, and this induces DNA to form in the second tube! (j/k)