34,000-Year-Old Organisms Found Buried Alive
cold fjord writes "A scientist has made a weird and wonderful find. 'It's a tale that has all the trappings of a cult 1960s sci-fi movie: Scientists bring back ancient salt crystals, dug up from deep below Death Valley for climate research. The sparkling crystals are carefully packed away until, years later, a young, unknown researcher takes a second look at the 34,000-year-old crystals and discovers, trapped inside, something strange. Something... alive.' The Geological Society of America's current issue of GSA Today has the academic paper."
It calls itself a horta!
When the foot seeks the place of the head, the line is crossed. Know your place. Keep your place. Be a shoe.
.. the young scientist was heard muttering ... "braaaaains"
Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
Mebbe they were put there for a reason! DEAR GOD!! YOU'VE LET THEM OUT!
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After their amazing rescue the bacteria were interviewed by Anderson Cooper. The bacteria expressed their thanks for being rescued from their 34,000 years of imprisonment in a salt tomb in Death Valley. It's a miracle all the bacteria survived for the full 34,000 years and the bacteria thanked God for keeping them alive and their rescue. When asked what they planned to do all replied, "We're going to Disneyland!" The bacteria are expected to put in an appearance on the new Oprah network next week and have been offered their own reality series.
Any geo/biology wizards out there care to comment on whether the protocols for handling specimens intended for climate research are adequate to prevent biological contamination?
If the crystals were dated at 34,000 years, but somebody sneezed on them last week .....
Have gnu, will travel.
Step one for finding interesting life: look in places where you know damn well life cannot exist.
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Suddenly the 2012 presidential election looks more interesting.
34,000 years ago a tiny little voice was heard screaming KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
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Missing from the summary is that there were algae present in the salt crystals as well, and that they likely contributed to the survivability of the bacteria. I'm really curious how the algae survived though!
Yeah, it's been about that long for me, too.
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
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