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Stars Remain In Their Usual Places; People Panic

Posted by timothy on from the why-is-the-alphabet-in-that-order? dept.

asheller writes "The Star Tribune tells us the zodiac signs have shifted. Earth's wobble has shifted the signs, a new one's been added and many of us have changed signs. Formerly a Cancer, I've apparently been upgraded to Gemini and am now married to an Ophiuchus, a new sign. What's yor sign? The new Zodiac Chart is pretty interesting." Here are some priceless reactions to this celestial development. As long as the Chinese Zodiac is unaffected, I'll still be able to accurately judge people based on when they were born, so please indicate in comments your (new) sign and birth year animal, so we'll be able to know where you're coming from.

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  1. I ain't no Virgo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Give me Libra, or give me death!

    1. Re:I ain't no Virgo by EdIII · · Score: 5, Funny

      Virgo maybe not, virgin most definitely yes.

      Says the AC on Slashdot :P

      Why don't you try "popping your cherry" and get a Slashdot ID. I'll even give you a cigarette for afterwards.

  2. Re:This a re-org for the foreign offices only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    for the last time it is:

    I strongly suspect you're wrong :p

  3. a new personality! by ArgumentBoy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cool. I get a new personality. Just what my wife wanted for Christmas.

  4. Re:This a re-org for the foreign offices only by Abstrackt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Muphry's Law strikes again.

    --
    They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance. - Terry Pratchett
  5. I know EXACTLY what sign *I* was born under! by JimMarch(equalccw) · · Score: 5, Funny

    It said "Maternity Ward"...