Remote Control Worms With Laser Light, Using FOSS
Kramer747 writes "to share a new tool I've developed for neuroscience that uses optogenetics to remotely control the neurons of a worm as it swims or crawls. Its called CoLBeRT, Controlling Locomotion and Behavior in Real Time. With the instrument I can induce the worm to stop, accelerate, lay eggs or experience the illusion of touch. All source code to run the instrument is GPLd and available. Science News and Scientific American both have stories. The project homepage is at colbert.physics.harvard.edu." I hope that name also constitutes a successful bid to get on the actual Colbert show!
The CoLBeRT project is dedicated to its namesake, Stephen Colbert, who manipulates the neurocircuits of millions of Americans daily using only the light from their monitors.
I live in constant fear of the Coming of the Red Spiders.
Herbert was a Prophet?
For patent infringement.
Maybe you can try for Iron Chef Japan.
No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism. - Winston Churchill
I see very little practical use for controlling worms. Now, get me a vertebrate, a good-sized one... can you get it light enough to mount on a bird? That would be useful. Birds have a lot of lift in them.
I can see why C. Elegans was used. I know of that worm. It's been mapped: Every neuron teased apart, and it's connections to the others documented.
FTFY
HEY, screw you Kramer747, I know what you are trying to do, it's not gonna work, I will let everyone know.
I played this game on my Nokia YEARS ago.
With the instrument I can induce the worm to stop, accelerate, lay eggs or experience the illusion of touch
That's what you think it does. What it actually does is sear the alien intelligence's brain with intense, burning pain.
At least we now know who to turn over when the screwworm motherships arrive.
~/ssh slashdot.org ssh: connect to host slashdot.org port 22: too many beers
Whatever you do, don't tell these guys.
Actually, Stirman, not Stewart. Anyway, there is a second independently developed system that does approximately the same thing, just without Harvard's PR department behind it.
It would be collegial to mention that this other project exists, no? (Especially since their software is also available, and since you know it exists.)
Isn't it unethical?
controlling the actions and behaviors of simple organisms is called Colbert, why am i not surprised?
I tried something similar as a kid - Only instead of a Laser my concentrated light source came from a magnifying glass. It controled the neurons of the worms as much as to cease locomotion - albeit permanently. I gave up my research when I got my 1st BB gun.
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Good point! I'm adding a link to them now. FYI, harvard PR department had nothing to do with this. Just me.
Added to the links page:
http://colbert.physics.harvard.edu/links.php
I'm still basically writing the website, so there is more stuff coming.
I think I need new glasses. I first read the headline as "Remote Control Women With Laser Light, using FOSS"
Read what you will into what that says about my subconscious. I'm making an appointment with my eye doctor this week.
File under 'M' for 'Manic ranting'
Very sporting of you!
Maybe this will bring in a new era of competitive worm-games: you control your team (or single worm) with your system, and Stirman controls the other side with his. (You just need to put them in a microfluidic device and set up your system on one side and theirs on the other....)
Jeff is actually an expert at microfluidics! He could pull it off. Check out his other papers.
There's unreachable code in main() in test.cpp! Seriously. Follow the article's link and check it out.
If he designs the arena, it might help him make up for your 50% faster response time.
Ha ha!!! Now my plans for world domination will be complete! Of course, I will still have to figure out a way to keep them from frying on the sidewalks...
Mod points seem to work pretty well here.
Have gnu, will travel.
One of the big questions in science is how neurons control behavior. It's a tough thing to answer when you can't control the neurons. (E.g. "tell me what this software program works without using it or altering the source code.")
So this is a big help in figuring out how neurons control worm behavior. Since we don't know much about how neurons control the behavior of anything, this is a big step forward!
With the instrument I can induce the worm to stop, accelerate, lay eggs or experience the illusion of touch.
Can you make'em dance? http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=dancing+worms
Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train.
..all the way to humans. Side effect: slightly burned skin.
you control your team (or single worm) with your system, and Stirman controls the other side with his.
no, no, no. You control a team of 4 worms. And arm them with all kinds of miniature weapons trying to blast opponent's worms!
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It has long been established that you can control cats' movements using nothing but a laser pointer.
What a depressingly stupid machine.
That could take the Worms games series to a whole new level. Fuck Kinect!
I'm afraid Mary is dead.
http://xkcd.com/729/
The poor worm........it is just wrong.
Great! Spent my life making sure I never had worms, and now the freakin' things are kewler than Elvis and Philip J Fry!!!
Sure enough, the cow costume was hanging up next to the superhero outfit and sailors uniform. (S,Spud)
Oh, no, It's the open source brain control system
how would Martha improve the situation, oh you talking about the other one, you should of prefixed it Talentless, Unfunny Stewart that would clear up any confusion.
Can get them to swim with lasers attached to their friggin' heads???
I just want to know how they got the frikkin "lasers" on the worms' heads!
(Also, what exactly are "remote control worms"?)
... to become a benevolent worm overlord.