Taiwan Develops Face-Recognition Vending Machine
angry tapir writes "Government-funded researchers in Taiwan have developed a vending machine that recommends purchases based on people's faces. We've previously discussed a Japanese vending machine that recommended drinks based using facial recognition. The Taiwanese machine can look for clues like whether a person has glasses, a beard or a mustache and based on that it guesses their use of make-up or frequency of shaving. It then might recommend a facial mask, razor, or health products that people in a certain category are statistically likely to buy."
Yeah, that's a great marketing strategy.
"Hey you! You're face looks like it could use a mask!"
While I can appreciate this sort of thing from an academic perspective (it's quite impressive, actually), I find the idea of this in the real world quite sickening. Not sure I like the idea of a vending machine putting me into a category based on how I look. Or based on anything, for that matter.
Why can't a vending machine just be a vending machine?
Me: "Hmmm - I think I'll have a mars bar"
Vending Machine: "Are you sure? You look like you need a razor, a box of tampons, and a coke"
Me: Fist-of-death
maybe I'm weird, but at some point I talked to my friends about rashes from shaving, and how to avoid them, and it seemed like an intimate discussion. What would happen to humans as social animals, if a lot of these physiological issues would be "discussed" only with automated systems?
I mean... our minds are housed in these machines. Taking care of these machines is a big part of our time, and yet we have moments when we consider all this to be nonessential ("I am a thinking mind, concerned with math and science, not a body"). However, what would it really mean to remove all of the conversations about taking care of the machines from our social interactions?
Maybe I'm just in a "back to the trees" phase today, sorry if this is seems like a nonissue.
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Scanning...
You've been identified as:
- Elton John
- Chewbacca
- Hitler
- Morbidly obese middle-aged guy
- 15 years old Taiwanese schoolgirl
Computing recommendation...
Here, why don't you try $MOST_EXPENSIVE_PRODUCT ?
Our super-advanced recommendation technology has determined it's just what you need!
Stallman: Give me some coffee
Machine: Its best if I will give you some razor
Stallman: sudo Give me some coffee
Machine: Coming right up!
Vending Machine: "Are you sure? You look like you need a razor, a box of tampons, and a coke"
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Japanese always invent first. The Chinese just steal the IP and clone it. :)
30 years ago: Americans always invent first. The Japanese just steal the IP and clone it. :) :) ...
60 years ago: The English always invent first. The Americans just steal the IP and clone it.
Perhaps this comment was a two-edged sword?
the person that wants to spend money, but just can't quite imagine what he needs? That is a pretty cynical, but could be amusing after a couple of drinks.
It would be more interesting as a profile generator - put a dollar in and it tells you what it knows thinks of you. "You are overweight, have poor muscle tone, droopy eyes and carry overpriced gadgets" -> are you a programmer?
It could be a feature of singles night - to suggest who you should hit on, or advise you to just go home...
Damn thing kept offering me only Lil' Debbie snacks.
Try teaching this machine about the history of the East India Company.
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Vending Machine: "Oh, it's you."
Self: "Shut up and gimme the usual."