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Iran Launches Cyber-Police Units

Khopesh writes "Iran is implementing a cyber police force to combat social networks and similar sources of 'espionage and riots.' This will likely result in more control over internet access than efforts that might hinder attacks like Stuxnet. 'Ahmadi Moghaddam said that Iran's cyber police will take on the "anti-revolutionary" dissident groups that used online social networks to organize protests against President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad following disputed elections held in 2009. "Through these very social networks in our country, anti-revolutionary groups and dissidents found each other and contacted foreign countries and triggered riots," said Ahmadi Moghaddam, referring to the protests that took place at the time.'"

45 comments

  1. watch out 4 chan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Yo have been reported, and backtraced.

    1. Re:watch out 4 chan by Seumas · · Score: 1

      No, they'll just open up a socket and put a filter on it.

    2. Re:watch out 4 chan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By coding something up in Visual Basic.

    3. Re:watch out 4 chan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like this? It's already been done.

    4. Re:watch out 4 chan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will concequences ever be the same?

  2. anti-revolutionary... by Zelgadiss · · Score: 4, Interesting

    anti-revolutionary

    Heh. They don't seem to want to admit that they are the status quo now.

    Those seeking to over throw them would be the revolutionary ones.

    1. Re:anti-revolutionary... by cold+fjord · · Score: 0

      The Iranians continue in their attempts to spread their revolution to other countries. They were/are assisting insurgents in Iraq, Afghanistan, and other places. They control the powerful state within a state that is Hezbollah in Lebanon. I believe they are also working in Central and South America. Their presence in so many other places is useful in more ways than one.

      I think you will find this video revealing....there are plenty more at MEMRI worth seeing.

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      much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don't even know that fire is hot - George Orwell
  3. World Power Quality Counter Espionage by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

    Iran has learned from Soviet mistakes - you do need computer weapon to catch moose and squirrel.

    1. Re:World Power Quality Counter Espionage by Bahamut_Omega · · Score: 1

      They'll find they just caused World War 3 due to 4chan's wave of marauding motormouths taking down the Revolutionary Guard, Basij, Madman & Supreme Bleater. This war would not be fought with bullets, but with bullshit.

  4. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The consequences will NEVER BE THE SAME!

  5. Ya dun goof'd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Iran gonna back-trace yo ass.

  6. You dun goofed up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm calling the cyber police on you guys. Don't cyber-taze me bro!

  7. Iran: catching up with the West by FuckingNickName · · Score: 1

    Don't forget to do it without judicial oversight, to infiltrate protest groups and cyber with legitimate members, and to incite violence. It's OK because when you're working for the government you are in the right by definition, right?

    1. Re:Iran: catching up with the West by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Dammit ... why do all the really great trolls awlways come out right after I've used up my last mod point?

  8. consequences will never be the same by tankadin · · Score: 0

    And they'll know where it's coming from when you done goofed because they backtrace'd it

  9. Section 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This story needs the "section9" tag.

  10. !Democracy by should_be_linear · · Score: 3, Funny

    We all know in our western democratic society such thing as cyber police is unthinkable! (Rolls eyes)

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    1. Re:!Democracy by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      Of course the consequences for misdeeds in the Islamic Republic of Iran are likely to be.... severe.

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      much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don't even know that fire is hot - George Orwell
  11. They can try but they will not succeed by sorin7486 · · Score: 0

    Well they might be able to slow it down but they won't stop it. I live in Romania and in 89' we had our own anti-revolution. Back then all they had was Radio Free Europe to keep hope alive. From our perspective today controlling the internet is a huge setback for freedom but I am sure my parents would of seen huge possibilities if they had it 20 years ago.

  12. The consequences will never be the same by md65536 · · Score: 1

    I can only hope that any lying no-good punks will be reported to this new group when Iranian citizens backtrace anyone who done goofed

    1. Re:The consequences will never be the same by shmeck · · Score: 1

      I tried to write something that more succinctly captured the Jessi Slaughter meme than what you wrote, but failed. I guess I dun goofed.

  13. Employment by pspahn · · Score: 2

    Are they hiring?

    =)

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    1. Re:Employment by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      Yes, and not only do you get to support an autocratic and human-rights-infringing regime in the short term, you also get to be put up against a wall and shot following the counter-revolution in the medium term.

      Pretty much a win-win situation.

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  14. Lucky buggers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does that also mean they get to have sex with the activists? Kewl!

    1. Re:Lucky buggers by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Does that also mean they get to have sex with the activists? Kewl!

      Well, it's not like they're infiltrating a pornstar training school or something.

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  15. #Missuse of the word Anti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're setting up Police to stop Facebook sites / groups who are anti revolutionary... which would make them actually in support of Armadinnerjacket fella who runs the place. If they have a nuclear program on par with their english program then we should all start practising duck and cover...

  16. Revolutions caused by "anti-revolutionary groups"? by Noam.of.Doom · · Score: 1

    So basically they're trying to stop "anti-revolutionary groups" from causing riots and revolutions?
    (Yes, I know what they really mean by "anti-revolutionary").

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  17. Consequences... by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

    ...will never be the same.

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  18. Looks like it works by plaukas+pyragely · · Score: 1
  19. Re:Revolutions caused by "anti-revolutionary group by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    The Russians carried on using "counter-revolutionary" as an insult well past the time when the 1917 Revolution led to the Communists being in power.

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  20. Huh... by ViperOrel · · Score: 1

    So what happens when the cyber police force gets influenced by these evil social networks? Will there be a cyber police police?

    1. Re:Huh... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      So what happens when the cyber police force gets influenced by these evil social networks? Will there be a cyber police police?

      Loyalty tests and executions; the tried-and-true method.

  21. Obligatory Meme by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

    So what you're saying is that Iran has called the cyber police, those cyber police can backtrace you, and the consequences will never be the same?

  22. Re:Revolutions caused by "anti-revolutionary group by cold+fjord · · Score: 2

    The Russians carried on using "counter-revolutionary" as an insult well past the time when the 1917 Revolution led to the Communists being in power.

    The Soviets used "counter-revolutionary" as a charge that could get you sent to the Gulag or worse.

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  23. so stupid.... by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    If i want to send out a message to those who know what to look for in advance, then it will be easy...i can post on a website, like any website, that has blog or forum capability, and let them read what i am saying and insert an encoded message there...simple, and no need of facebook or else, this is just a means to come around and control more of what is accessible on the web because they do not like that people can blast their gov. or what not.

  24. here comes the false equivalency by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    if you don't know what exactly is illegal in iran versus western democracies, and you don't know what the punishments are in iran versus western democracies, you are an idiot. but idiots like you dependably crop up in any story critical of north korea or china or iran: "it's the same here in usa/ europe/ australia"

    actually, no, moron, it clearly is NOT the same, by very very wide margins of what is illegal and what the punishments are. to announce north korea, iran, or china equivalent to what you are allowed to do and how you might be punished in western democracies is simply to loudly proclaim that you are a very ignorant person

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    1. Re:here comes the false equivalency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      if you don't know what exactly is illegal in iran versus western democracies, and you don't know what the punishments are in iran versus western democracies, you are an idiot.

      Right, because since I don't live in Iran and never plan on going there, I'm really worried about examining the intricate details of their legal code. (end sarcasm)

      No, the 'Western World' is not nearly in as bad a shape as places like Iran and China. But you're wearing some rose-colored glasses if you think our legal code is in any way simple, clear, or easy to understand. And if you think it's applied equally or that the punishments are consistent then quite frankly you're a raving lunatic.

    2. Re:here comes the false equivalency by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      "if you think our legal code is in any way simple, clear, or easy to understand."

      what?!

      you ARE a moron. simpleminded legal codes are for simpletons who like cramming their little simpleminded ideas into simple fundamentalist thinking. a rich society is a complex society, and a complex society naturally has a very complex legal code, as it SHOULD be

      "And if you think it's applied equally or that the punishments are consistent then quite frankly you're a raving lunatic."

      yes, it's called judicial discretion

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judicial_discretion

      judicial discretion is a GOOD thing if the only applicable statutes in a particular legal case are too harsh or too mild considering the heinousness or mildness of the crime before the judge

      look: the west has PLENTY of problems. but you're a moron if you start talking about the west's problems in the same sentence as the problems in iran or north korea or china. orders of magnitude worse

      educate yourself. then open your mouth

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  25. Rule #1 by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    The people of Iran made a mistake this time. They attempted a revolution. You either do, or don't do. There is no try. That's the lesson to be learned here.

    Every successful revolution involves giving it your 110% effort all the way through.

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  26. Obligatory DKM Reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:Obligatory DKM Reference by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      link shows Daniel Keys Moran, I thought you meant Dropkick Murphys for a minute.
      Proud working-class punks there to be sure, but no specifically anti-police song of theirs comes to mind.

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      I listen to both RIAA and non-RIAA stuff if I like the music, tangential business/politics nonwithstanding.
  27. Re:Revolutions caused by "anti-revolutionary group by ladoga · · Score: 1

    The Soviets used "counter-revolutionary" as a charge that could get you sent to the Gulag or worse.

    ...used "terrorist" as a charge that could get you sent to the Gitmo or worse.

    These things just go on and on.

  28. Re:Revolutions caused by "anti-revolutionary group by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

    ...used "terrorist" as a charge that could get you sent to the Gitmo or worse.

    These things just go on and on.

    There are some distinct differences.

    Making a joke about Stalin could get you sent to the Gulag, or just a quota due to a shortage of prisoners being used for forced labor at an important state project. Apparently more than 18,000,000 people passed through the Gulag system from Lenin's time.

    It is nearing 10 years now, and less than 1,000 people have been sent to Guantanamo, and it is emptying. Making jokes about George Bush is practically a national pastime, but people don't go to jail over it. The vast majority of Guantanamo's prisoners were either captured on the battlefield or in hiding, overseas. They either were active participants in making war against the United States, or suspected of active participation or direct support.

    There really isn't any meaningful comparison.

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