Reeves Rumors Reversed

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Posted by CmdrTaco on Tuesday January 25, 2011 @10:31AM from the he-took-the-wrong-pill dept.

AdmiralXyz writes "The rumor that Keanu Reeves was in talks with the Wachowski brothers to produce Matrix movies 4 and 5, in 3-D, is apparently just that. Representatives from Warner Bros. spoke to Wired and called the rumors 'bunk,' pointing out that the school Reeves was supposedly accepting an award from when he made the announcement doesn't actually exist. His publicists made similar statements. Perhaps the film deities have shown us mercy just this once."

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4 and 5 ??? by Anonymous Coward · 2011-01-25 10:36 · Score: 0, Funny

Surely to produce films 4 and 5, first there must be 2 and 3. Or am I missing something?
1. Re:4 and 5 ??? by Tetsujin · 2011-01-25 11:37 · Score: 3, Funny
  
  The "eleven" isn't a sequence number, it's Clooney's penis size...
  In centimeters, I guess.
  
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I already saw The Matrix IV by spun · 2011-01-25 10:36 · Score: 5, Funny

They called it Inception. It wasn't very good. But Keanu looked more animated than I have ever seen him before. He must have taken acting lessons.

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Re:And once again... by gQuigs · 2011-01-25 10:48 · Score: 4, Funny

And once again, a psot makes it all the way out of preview before proofreading gets its pants on.
Does anyone actually proofread anything anymore?
Re:And once again... by Anonymous+Cowpat · 2011-01-25 10:56 · Score: 4, Funny

Does anyone actually proofread anything anymore?
Just what sort of website do you think you've stumbled upon here, buddy?

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Not the Wachowski brothers by dbIII · 2011-01-25 12:22 · Score: 4, Funny

The rumor that Keanu Reeves was in talks with the Wachowski brothers
It's a different director for the next Matrix movies - Uwe Boll.
Paris Hilton is cast as Trinity and John Travolta is playing Morpheus. It's a reboot where instead of being batteries for the machines the humans are sex toys but for ratings purposes there will be no nudity. Ahmed Best is voicing the amusing machine sidekick who helps the heroes fight the bumbling Agent Smith played by Adam Sandler.