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Black Eyed Peas Member Joins Intel As Director

Posted by samzenpus on from the let's-leap-ahead-in-here dept.

siliconbits writes "According to ITProPortal: 'Semiconductor giant Intel has announced that it has hired music artist Will.i.am as Director of Creative Innovation, which is a new post as far as we know. Will.i.am is one third of the popular music group, the Black Eyed Peas, and emulates the like of Lady Gaga, who is partnering with Polaroid to produce some groovy products.'"

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  1. Lady Gaga, who is partnering with Polaroid by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Lady Gaga, who is partnering with Polaroid to produce some groovy products"

    I can't wait to get a Polaroid instant meat camera.

  2. Useless job... by definate · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I work for a company that has done a similar thing. Basically, here's what happens. You choose a celebrity which you want to be associated with. They perform a useless job, with some official sounding title. This then allows the company to say person X is with us. We then *might* get them to be apart of some ad campaigns, some marketing, and similar. Basically, anything that they couldn't fuck up too much, and that we could discard at a moments notice.

    We have had "Director of Brand Engineering", "VP of Creative Development" and many other titles for these positions.

    It doesn't mean shit, besides "Intel thinks Sam.I.Am is someone they want to associate their brand with".

    EoS (End of Story)

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    1. Re:Useless job... by rudy_wayne · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Basically, here's what happens. You choose a celebrity which you want to be associated with. They perform a useless job, with some official sounding title. This then allows the company to say person X is with us. We then *might* get them to be apart of some ad campaigns, some marketing, and similar. Basically, anything that they couldn't fuck up too much, and that we could discard at a moments notice.

      We have had "Director of Brand Engineering", "VP of Creative Development" and many other titles for these positions.

      It doesn't mean shit, besides "Intel thinks Sam.I.Am is someone they want to associate their brand with".

      EoS (End of Story)

      Sort of like when Linus Torvalds was hired by Transmeta

  3. time to lock up and go home by Thud457 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    well, this country's officially over.

    We smashed the NAZIs, put a man on the moon and destroyed the commies. Now our companies are reduced to hiring "celeberties" for glitz because they can't build a decent flying car.

    This is all your fault, you let the mouthbreathing facebook hoard elect Sarah Palin as president on American Idol when you should have insisted that we deal with issues of substance .


    hell, things have devolved so much /. can't even render simple <i> tags.

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