Sony Reveals the Next Generation Portable Console
UgLyPuNk writes "Of course it's not called the PSP2, because that would be too obvious and straightforward for the games industry. For the moment, at least, you'll be looking forward to news about the NGP – the Next Generation Portable." ARM® Cortex-A9 core (4 core), SGX543MP4+, Front and Rear camera. Rear touch pad, GPS.
Unannounced Features:
* 75% failure rate after the initial 12-month warranty expires
* Regular firmware updates to break your save-games
* Useless, overpriced accessories
* FREE multiplayer and social networking through PSN! (server-side bandwidth/infrastructure to support interactivity may not be available
* Complete redundancy with everything your Smartphone currently does
What else can happen when an unstoppable force collides with an immovable object?