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Ronald McDonald Kidnapped In Finland

Posted by samzenpus on from the officer-big-mac-on-the-case dept.

An anonymous reader writes "An activist group calling themselves the Food Liberation Army has kidnapped Ronald McDonald from one of McDonalds' restaurants in Helsinki. The group managed to kidnap the statue after presenting false documents for servicing Ronald. Food Liberation army will execute Ronald McDonald on the 11th of February 2011 at 6:30PM if their demands are not met."

7 comments

  1. Beautiful by zellfaze · · Score: 1

    This is a beautiful idea. Who ever came up with it should be given kudos. It isn't malicious, yet it clearly illustrates their point.

    1. Re:Beautiful by Bobakitoo · · Score: 1

      Theft and destruction of property is a beautiful idea as long as i get to steel and destroy stuff you like too.

  2. will it be televised? by CorvisRex · · Score: 1

    I hope to all that's holy they film the execution...That would make my year...

    1. Re:will it be televised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I entirely concur.

  3. Why not call someone? by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    In a city where I used to live, two guys came into a bar during the morning, with a forged "Work Order". It said that they were supposed to take a beautiful chandelier back to their shop for cleaning. Neither the two guys nor the chandelier were ever seen again. If I was an employee there, I would have called the owner or manager at home, and asked them if this was legit.

    Of course, what do expect from employees that are grossly underpaid?

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    Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!
    1. Re:Why not call someone? by unholy1 · · Score: 1

      In a city where I used to live, two men were walking down the street. One of them walked in to a bar. The other one ducked.

  4. Dang... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Police found Ronald today... Police have brought in "kidnappers" for questioning.