UnXis Group To Acquire SCO
Evil-G writes "In an email on Friday, SCO informed its partners that UnXis Inc. was chosen as the successful bidder for SCO's Unix software business on 26 January. The slightly convoluted phrasing is probably due to SCO's current reorganization under Chapter 11. On 16 February, the transaction is to be submitted for approval to the bankruptcy court where SCO's case is pending."
Ding! Dong! The witch is ... Wait what? OH DAMN IT!!!
Does anybody know what UnXis is?
I think UnXis is the plural of Unix.
http://www.peertopatent.org/video/pj/pj.png
I read UnXis as "unctuous":
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/unctuous
Adjective
unctuous
1. Oily or greasy.
2. Rich, lush, intense, with layers of concentrated, soft, velvety flavor.
3. Profusely polite, especially unpleasantly so and insincerely earnest.
If Slashdot were chemistry it would look like this:Cadaverine