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Confession: There's an iPhone App For That

slshwtw writes "Pope Benedict XVI has recently encouraged priests to blog and promoted Christian Netiquette. Now apparently the Roman Catholic church has sanctioned a 'Confession App,' available through iTunes for $1.99. Apparently it doesn't replace 'traditional,' in-person confession, but walks one through the process, even suggesting sins you may wish to confess."'

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  1. Does it include pedophilia on the confession list? by damn_registrars · · Score: -1, Troll

    Oh wait, its for church-goers - not priests - who can't make it to confession in person.

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  2. Re:Does it include pedophilia on the confession li by UnknownSoldier · · Score: -1, Troll

    That's easy to fix ...

    const char *aQuestions[] = { 0
    #if PRIEST_CONFESSIONS
    ,"Have you sodomized a child?"
    ,"And tried to cover it up?"
    ,"Have you fantasized about a nun?"
    ,"Have you had sex with a nun?"
    ,"Before or After the sermon?"
    ,"Sucked ^H^H^H^H^HPreached new converts with Heaven Insurance?"
    #else
    ,"Have you murdered an infidel?"
    ,"Have you coveted your neighbour's wife?"
    ,"Or your wife's sister?"
    ,"Have you had relations with someone of the same gender?"
    ,"And enjoyed it?"
    ,"Have you taken the Lord's Name in vain?"
    #endif

    Apologies to the first post of the AC ;-)