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Two-way Radio Breakthrough To Double Wi-Fi Speeds

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the double-the-fun dept.

An anonymous reader writes "Scientists at Stanford University have built a radio that can transmit and receive at the same time on the same frequency. The breakthrough could lead to a twofold increase in performance for home wireless networks and end that annoying habit of pilots finishing every sentence with 'over.'" But you can still do it if you like. I'm not judging.

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  1. he! by McGiraf · · Score: 5, Funny

    First post, Over.

    1. Re:he! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Roger that. Over.

    2. Re:he! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      First post, Over.

      Ooh look at that, it's the predictable little fuck who chimes in from time to time so he can pat himself on the back and tell himself how amazingly clever, funny, and witty he is. Hate to break it to ya Sunshine: yer not. Your humor is at best cookie-cutter, at worst recycled horse shit that stopped smelling only because it's so old. Go fuck yourself, you and your little buddies who snicker at this shit during their little circle-jerk of stale humor.... over.

      Protocols are important.

    3. Re:he! by dziban303 · · Score: 1, Funny

      We have clearance, Clarence.

      Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

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      Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!

  2. Roger, Over by gnarlin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
    Captain Oveur: Roger!
    Roger Murdock: Huh?
    Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
    Captain Oveur: Roger!
    Roger Murdock: Huh?
    Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
    Captain Oveur: What?
    Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
    Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
    Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
    Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
    Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
    Tower voice: Over.
    Captain Oveur: Roger.
    Roger Murdock: Huh?
    Tower voice: Roger, over!
    Roger Murdock: What?
    Captain Oveur: Huh?
    Victor Basta: Who?

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    A bad analogy is like a leaky screwdriver.
  3. *KSSCHK* by boristdog · · Score: 5, Funny

    I end all my sentences with *ksschk* so it sounds like I'm in space.