Egyptian Father Names His Daughter "Facebook"
An anonymous reader writes "An Egyptian man has decided to show his appreciation towards Facebook for its role during the revolution in his country by naming his firstborn daughter Facebook. From the article: 'Egyptian dictator Muhammad Hosni Sayyid Mubarak was in power from 1981 until February 11, 2011, when he resigned after 18 days of protests. Facebook has been credited for helping organize regime-ending protests in the country. Although the Egyptian revolution saw some planning done via Twitter, direct text messages, and other forms of electronic communication, Facebook has come to symbolize all the forms of social media that people used to organize the revolutions in the Middle East.'"
In Egyptian, Facebook means Precious Little Poop Machine.
Goatse and Tubgirl changed my life, but I won't be naming offspring after them.
Trolling is a art,
Facebook has been credited for helping organize regime-ending protests in the country.
How could she have helped organize protests when she has just been born?
Being sued by Facebook is referred to as "Getting Zuckerpunched"...
This had the unfortunate effect of further handicapping her already struggling social life
-- Let us endeavor so to live that when we pass even the undertaker shall be sorry. -- M. Twain
How Ironic though, since having a child is generally viewed as the second biggest destroyer of freedom, (after marriage.)
(Just Kidding honey, don't really mean it!)
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