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New Video Game Controlled By Kissing

unassimilatible writes "Artist Hye Yeon Nam has put her video game where her mouth is — literally — with the creation of a new bowling game that's controlled only by passionate (and awkward) French kissing. The Kiss Controller, as it's called, has two components: a headset that functions as a sensor receiver and a magnet that provides the sensor input, Time reports. Could this be the first example of technology that Slashdotters will be unable to use, as they likely won't be able to get a controller?"

72 comments

  1. Can't get a controller? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They could just form pairs.

  2. Re:How about a video game controlled by your genit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The next day, my alarm goes off
    And I won in my pants

    Open my window and a breeze rolls in
    And I won in my pants

    When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense
    I won in my pants

    I just ate a grape
    And I won in my pants

  3. Joystick by codepunk · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am waiting for the girls virtual joystick stick controller that has shake weight action.

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    1. Re:Joystick by piripiri · · Score: 1

      Sorry but the joystick controller doesn't belong to the girl model.

    2. Re:Joystick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You must never have had a girlfriend!

    3. Re:Joystick by kyuubiunl · · Score: 3, Interesting
    4. Re:Joystick by jne_oioioi · · Score: 0

      ah you're thai too ?

    5. Re:Joystick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must have never played Mario Party 8 on the Wii.

      There's a soda shaking game, where you have to vigorously have to shake the wiimote up and down.

  4. Completely useless by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 2

    You might as well put it on the surface of 704 Interamnia for all the good it will do me.

    1. Re:Completely useless by Joe+Snipe · · Score: 1

      I would've thought this sort of thing is right up the alley for the "average Joe sixpack" (pun intended).

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    2. Re:Completely useless by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Useless? I don't think Slashdotters are this game's target demographic.

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    3. Re:Completely useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite. I volunteer for product testing :D

    4. Re:Completely useless by pinkushun · · Score: 2

      In other news: "Explosive oral herpes outbreak rips XBox community apart. Shares drop."

    5. Re:Completely useless by pinkushun · · Score: 1

      My bad, I thought it targeted XBox only, confusion from a poster's penny-arcade link. Still relevant...

    6. Re:Completely useless by myrrdyn · · Score: 1

      Just out of curiosity, is there a reason to choose that particular asteroid?

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  5. glue the magnet to your tongue? by kmdrtako · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Okay, it's only with fixodent. Still seems silly.

    Then again, Twister seemed silly – until I had someone to play Naked Twister with.

    1. Re:glue the magnet to your tongue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      And how is your mom anyway?

    2. Re:glue the magnet to your tongue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      seems like an accident waiting to happen -- when someone accidentally swallows a magnet ...

      and then another ...

    3. Re:glue the magnet to your tongue? by White+Flame · · Score: 1

      Yet somehow I don't think Insane Clown Posse will be able to figure this out.

  6. A little lower by Gohtar · · Score: 1

    Lower.... Lower... Lower... Lowerrrrr....

    1. Re:A little lower by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TOO LOW!... lower....

    2. Re:A little lower by skywatcher2501 · · Score: 1

      I'm walking on sunshine! Whoa! I'm walking on sunshine whoa, oh, oh! I'm walking on sunshine whoa!

    3. Re:A little lower by rubycodez · · Score: 2

      "Oral sex is like diplomacy. One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit" -- unknown

    4. Re:A little lower by Guignol · · Score: 1

      Diplomacy ? ha !
      My favourite position is # 68
      which stands for... "you go down to it and I owe you one"
      badam... zing... sorry sorry, but on the plus side I won't be there all week...

  7. interesting sensors by Takichi · · Score: 2

    This seems like the type of devices they use for speech analysis in relation to tongue position. I wonder if this can be adapted for language coaching, or perhaps for field measurements of languages used in remote areas.

    1. Re:interesting sensors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      remote areas

      That's what she said!

    2. Re:interesting sensors by Nadaka · · Score: 2

      what a cunning linguist.

  8. Picking-your-nose controller by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A revolution in portable gaming.

  9. Why put it on the tounge? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can think of somewhere else where you'd get a much better range of motion!!

  10. Re:In other news... by spun · · Score: 1

    No, she's just trolling all the desperate lonely guys out there. Looks like it worked.

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  11. Love the pictures in the Kiss Controller link. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Look! We ruined gaming and making out in one fell swoop!"
    "High five!"

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    1. Re:Love the pictures in the Kiss Controller link. by pinkushun · · Score: 1

      Not if someone adapts the controller to support fellatio. Endless entertainment. (indemnity: implies gender-neutrality!)

  12. Yeah, that's true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This actually might be the first piece of technology we might not be able to use, as the controllers sure mus-- oh. I get it, very funny timothy.

  13. Warranty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does swallowing the magnet void the warranty?

  14. Hot Geek Girl makes kissing game by tg123 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    really Hot Geek Girl invents kissing game Stuff the bowling thats Hot.

    1. Re:Hot Geek Girl makes kissing game by nschubach · · Score: 1

      The "bad" part is that her domain name could be mistaken for something else... http://www.hynam.org/

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    2. Re:Hot Geek Girl makes kissing game by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      To use it though, you have to kiss with your eyes open to see the screen. I usually get in trouble for watching TV while making out...

  15. Bowling? by deniable · · Score: 2

    I'm sure that's what will get most use of this controller. I foresee the 'adult' game producers lining up to do something with this.

  16. Fixodent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The controller uses Fixodent? Wasn't that proved to be harmful? Not to mention not very sexy... Interesting idea though.

  17. Should be interesting news here in Korea by crossmr · · Score: 2

    Public kissing is still pretty taboo here, but they really like to run stories about Koreans doing interesting things, especially abroad, I wonder how this will get covered here.

    1. Re:Should be interesting news here in Korea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Public kissing is still pretty taboo here, but they really like to run stories about Koreans doing interesting things, especially abroad...

      And she's one hot broad!

  18. Controller by pcjunky · · Score: 1

    Can't get a controller....speak for yourself I have a great controller!

    1. Re:Controller by Brucelet · · Score: 1

      Using your own joystick doesn't count!

  19. The comments in here... by unassimilatible · · Score: 1

    vindicate my stereotyping of Slashdotters in my submission. I am now quite convinced that we are dealing with living, breathing virgins.

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    1. Re:The comments in here... by treeves · · Score: 2

      As opposed to the other kind?
      I'm sure there are some weird /.ers, but I don't think non-breathing virgins are a significant demographic.

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    2. Re:The comments in here... by kubernet3s · · Score: 1

      Given that everyone's said something different, I'm confused as to what response a non-virgin would give as their call sign. "That's stupid"? No, that's covered. "That's hot"? No, also covered. "That's technically interesting" No, also covered. I get it, everyone who posts on slashdot is a virgin because we're on the internet and only super NERDS use the internet because this is STILL THE 1970'S AND WE ALL HAVE POCKET PROTECTORS. You can tell because our houses are filled with toys and we ride a bike to work. Is OP also a fag?

    3. Re:The comments in here... by Lennie · · Score: 1

      You got to wonder how many dead people in general are on slashdot or the internet for that matter.

      Should be pretty close to zero.

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    4. Re:The comments in here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you can't vote online, so those in Chicago probably have little need for internet access.

  20. Not so simple by Khopesh · · Score: 2

    For many in the audience, this does not adhere to the KISS model (Keep It Simple, Stupid).

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  21. Finally! by AmericanBlarney · · Score: 1

    After years of not being able to participate in all night Halo matches or play WoW because I have too many projects around the house, it finally pays off to be a /.er with a wife.

  22. And when you better half walks in on you playing. by Roskolnikov · · Score: 1

    we were just playing a bowling game......

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  23. Getting the game is easy... by Roskolnikov · · Score: 0

    getting the controller is a bitch.

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    1. Re:Getting the game is easy... by santax · · Score: 1

      Well, for most Slashdotters, but in many other cases, her dad is the ....

    2. Re:Getting the game is easy... by SonicBurst · · Score: 0

      even worse, if the controller is, in fact, a bitch.

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    3. Re:Getting the game is easy... by robot256 · · Score: 1

      Well, for most Slashdotters, but in many other cases, her dad is the ....

      Wait, what?!?!?!

    4. Re:Getting the game is easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Step 1
      2. Step 2
      3. ....
      4. Profit!

      (Probably would have been clearer if ??? had been used, but still...)

  24. Yeah... by Therilith · · Score: 1

    A prostitute? Not at all, officer. I just invited her to the back seat of my car for some bowling!

  25. You're a parody of yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fact that you responded in such an emotional, humorless manner to an obvious joke, suggests that you are, in fact, one of those borderline Asperger's sexless geeks.

  26. High "Score"! by Grapplebeam · · Score: 1

    Several people here are probably building their own controllers for this right now. And I don't mean building traps to catch people with. I mean sex robots. Or hell, even hooking up. Slashdot has a forum, right? "LFM for Kissing Game", the greatest matchmaking service for nerds since alcohol.

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  27. Not in shock but nauseus by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2

    She knew her son and his best mate were WAY to close. But still, nobody should have to see two naked slashdotters humping. NOBODY!

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    1. Re:Not in shock but nauseus by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      She knew her son and his best mate were WAY to close. But still, nobody should have to see two naked slashdotters humping. NOBODY!

      *laugh* Rule 34 man, rule 34.

      Someone, somewhere, wants to watch gay nerd porn.

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  28. Video games are what you do when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Video games are what you do when you don't have a girl to kiss.

  29. Obligatory reference: Fufme by blind+biker · · Score: 1

    Fufme; way ahead of its time.

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  30. Signs that you're doing it right. by kimgkimg · · Score: 1

    OMG, look how the game's progress bar gets longer and longer....

  31. Goal of this game is to score! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no pun intended lol

  32. Putting magnets in your mouth... by 0x537461746943 · · Score: 1

    "magnet to his/ her tongue with Fixodent" Certainly nothing bad could come of that... Like kids swallowing the magnets. Very bad idea.

  33. As Einstein once purportedly said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    “Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
     
    Thus the key to being a good bowler is to have a dog of a girlfriend

  34. So, uh... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Will the headset fit my dog?

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  35. Darn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She had me at "Video game controlled by kissing" and then immediately lost me at "bowling". Could anything be unsexier than bowling??!