User: jne_oioioi

Re:An IT fair in Singapore? This really concerns m

On: Man Finds Divorce Papers, Tax Docs On "New" Laptop

Hopefully most Slashdotters would at least make a minimal effort at wiping personal data off of any computer before selling it on.

And if not the personal data, thenat least the bio[logical|metric] data. Yes, I meant dandruff, fingerprints and hair.

Re:Joystick

On: New Video Game Controlled By Kissing

ah you're thai too ?

Re:First post

On: 4chan Has Been DDOSed

so you went ahead and got in with the "oh look i gots a low IQ number"

Re:easy solution:

On: The State of Linux IO Scheduling For the Desktop?

i bet you're not really scottish either.

Re:CMU Sphinx

On: Open Source Transcription Software?

Similarly, just because I need dictation software doesn't make me a software architect or a linguist.

but if you were a cunning linguist you could pick up the needed programming skills to do what you need.

PostGis + GeoServer + OpenLayers

On: Open Source Geographic Tracking?

PostgreSQL + PostGIS for the backend unless you already use and need oracle/db2. If you do gis do it with gis-enabled db. Openlayers for easy gui, GS for the stuff between the gui and db.

Re:Why fix it...

On: Late Adopters Prefer the Tried and True

I count myself as one of the schizophrenics okay..

but at home I still use Win98SE and Office 97 so how's that masochist diagnosis coming up ?

Re:hmm

On: Switching Hospital Systems to Linux

ahaha great stuff. Now we need Robert Smith dressed as Milton from Office Space singin that.

Re:I have no clue what this is about

On: Quantum Cryptography Slowed by "Dead Times"

..at which point it might or might not transmutate into a cat ?

Re:"desktop experience"

On: Torvalds Explains Scheduler Decision

high quality experiences take organizational planning and leveraging the expereince

Let's start paying for project managers and the other experienced professionals

Irregardless (yes, irregardless) of the typos, i think i saw what you did there.

Re:Somebody shoot William Gibson...

On: IBM to Regulate Employee Second Life Behavior

(and after you write something as mindshatteringly awesome as Cryptonomicon, you can get away with a lot.)

You don't read much now do you ?

Re:Where's the Cease and Desist?

On: Why Microsoft Won't List Claimed Patent Violations

I Actually Have Eaten Poop ?

Re:What about windows?

On: Paint Provides Network Protection

Most Slashdotters already live in homes without Windows.

But does your parents' basement count as "home" ?

Re:Hey just what are you trying to pull

On: Confidential Microsoft Emails Posted Online

For those who don't understand don't try that command, it will in efect wipe out your command.com on the root of c:

Mod parent funny. If you didn't get it looking at the comment you prolly don't care about command.com and have no "roots" in the computer.

Re:some totally wicked "weird" security

On: What Bizarre IT Setups Have You Seen?

There's also some other absolutely 100% hacker proof crazy things in the setup that haven't been used anywhere else before because I invented them but I obviously can't reveal exactly how they work because that's part of why they work.

Reminds me of an old guy who made his own anti-theft device in his car : a knife inside/below the drivers seat. Unless you knew it was there it'd puncture your gluteus maximus when you sat down.

Re:Oh, great.

On: The Warhammer Online Team Responds

And as you can see the word rape was never used. "Horrible horrible things" are in the eye of the beholder. Made me think of stealing stuff and kicking over one's enemy's milk bowl. So that makes you ...

Re:Can't be done.

On: How To Get Rid of the Cubicle?

I like it better in it's original form : "Bork bork snorf bogley bork"

Re:NO! Don't link.

On: Creationism Museum To Open Next Summer

claiming we are living in the end of the third age (the age of man), that the elves went off to the gray haven,

Fourth Age from http://www.glyphweb.com/arda/f/fourthage.html

The last of the four ages chronicled by Tolkien, and the one about which least is known (including its length). The Fourth Age was held to have begun with the passing of the Ring-bearers over the sea from Mithlond on 29 September 3021 (Third Age), though in Gondor it was reckoned as beginning on 25 March of the same year (the second anniversary of the Downfall of Barad-dûr).

Re:Furthermore...

On: Zune Not Compatible With Windows Vista

If we're talking squirting i guess tubgirl would be a more appropriate image..

Re:The Netherlands

On: If Not America, Then Where?

but if you thought everyone and his sister was an addict, you're wrong.

I thought everyone was a pusher and their sister a whore.

Resizing search box ?

On: Firefox 2.0 Officially Released

I seem not to be able to resize the search box/bar any more? I like it to be situated far left on the bookmarks toolbar, and it's a pain as it now takes some 66% of the toolbar space and my bookmarks are pushed to the right. If I remember correctly I was previously able to rclick->customize and move the elements around and then resize them at will. What needs to be done now to make the address/ search bars a bit more reasonable sizewise. Other than that the 2.0 seems really great and a speedup is apparent, and the browser seems more responsive.

Re:Slashdot tags are a joke.

On: Natural Language Processing for State Security

I think the parent is going for +5 funny..

Re:found your problem

On: What is the Ultimate Linux Development Environment?

Choose linux. Choose Gnome. Choose the virtual desktops. Set focus-follows-mouse.Choose xterm, white on black, default font. Choose 80 COLUMNS and 70 LINES. Choose LCD with a fscking good resolution, a faststarting editor and choose to learn shell. Choose finding,grepping,locate and make.

Choose your future.

Choose Linux.

Re:I've always wanted to know if it is possible

On: Boosting Socket Performance on Linux

Socat for every type on tingling you wanna do on a socket http://www.dest-unreach.org/socat/

Re:Fai7zors!

On: Advanced Programming in the UNIX Env, 2nd Ed.

hmm. seems to missing the ring?