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Arkansas Earthquakes Could Be Man-Made

oxide7 writes "The small earthquakes that struck north central Arkansas could be from a combination of natural and man-made activity. Some experts think that pumping water into the ground as part of the extraction process of natural gas could cause local seismic events."

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  1. Well... by Kupfernigk · · Score: 4, Funny
    People have been saying that the Earth moved for them after a lubricant pumping episode for a long time now.

    Sorry, it's a very boring day debugging someone else's application.

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    1. Re:Well... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey, just be sure you don't end up with somebody else's bugs on your application after a lubricant pumping session....

  2. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    The theory that fracturing the local geology by pumping in a lubricant under extremely high pressure might cause some sub-surface movement certainly sounds preposterous to me...

    But... but... but... the Earth is so BIIIIG and we are so SMAAAALL. How can we possibly have an effect on it!

    It's a liberal conspiracy! They're just trying to get research grants! Alex Jones told me so!

  3. They tried this before ... by jbeaupre · · Score: 4, Funny

    Have Christopher Walken or Grace Jones been seen in the area? They are trying to create a monopoly on ... on ... ? What does Arkansas produce again?

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    1. Re:They tried this before ... by rubycodez · · Score: 4, Funny

      family trees with loops instead of forks

  4. Of course the quakes are man-made. by Seumas · · Score: 5, Funny

    Everyone knows that the government has developed several variations on Tesla's earthquake machines (HAARP, etc) and has been using them all over the world (Haiti, anyone?) to cause "natural" disasters. Sheesh!