Lasagna Leads Police to Italian Fugitive
Giancarlo Sabatini managed to elude police for almost 10 years, but in the end his wife's lasagna was his undoing. From the article: "Acting on a tip, police staked out the homes of Sabatini's wife and daughter Tuesday in Rocca Priora, a town near Rome. When they spied the daughter leaving her mother's house and furtively dashing toward her home bearing a tray of lasagna, police, suspecting a secret guest, burst in and arrested Sabatini."
He couldn't go very long without sampling his wife's lasagna, but he could go 10 years without sampling her vagina???
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.