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Large Hadron Collider is a Time Machine?

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the summon-michael-j-fox dept.

MistrX writes "If the latest theory of Tom Weiler and Chui Man Ho is right, the Large Hadron Collider – the world's largest atom smasher that started regular operation last year – could be the first machine capable causing matter to travel backwards in time."

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  1. Last post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Ha! Beat that!

  2. Re:Testable! by Speare · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, when it did already cause matter to have appeared?

    It wioll haven be appearing again tomorrow, since the test performed yesterday is retroactively rescheduled for next week. Consult http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Dan_Streetmentioner for more grammar tips.

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  3. Re:Testable! by Bozzio · · Score: 4, Funny

    /. can't let you edit/delete your post, no matter when!

    FTFY.

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  4. Re:No paradoxes? by mangu · · Score: 4, Funny

    I bet he would be far more interested to know about the results of the horse race than the results of the race horse.

    It's already happening! I could swear I typed the word 'horse' before I typed 'race'...

  5. 88mph? by gravos · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is it really so difficult to get the atoms up to 88 miles per hour?

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  6. Re:Testable! by fractoid · · Score: 4, Funny

    Future You liked the post you will have did shall post better than the one you were going to intending posted was in the yesterday future.

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  7. Re:No paradoxes? by geminidomino · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's all we need. Fucking Anonymous forkbombing the universe.

    What could possibly go wrong?