SlashTweaks Let YOU Micro-Edit Slashdot
Here at Slashdot, we watched as Twitter
distilled
perfected
minimalized
trivialized
discourse to just the perfect 140 characters, while
kuro5hin
Digg
reddit
WSJ
showed us that everyone's voice mattered equally when creating the
noise
news
noose
narcissistic
experience. We've taken the next step with SlashTweaks. Within each Slashdot
story
dupe
trollbait
turdshine
you will be presented with several opportunities to make micro-edits: ranging from factual errors or tonal shifts to simple typos.
Since Tweaks are just a single word, there is very little barrier to entry... you have no excuse not to participate. Stories will incorporate the highest rated
goatse
SlashTweak
natalieportman
grits
socially and mathematically guaranteeing the best story possible. Our highest
rated
trolling
karmawhoring
paying
users can start new tweaks on individual words, while everyone else will be rating existing tweaks. Thanks for your participation and patience while we iterate on this, making sure that we are able to stay ahead of the
bleeding
moronic
romantic
cutting
edge of webbovation!
Mostly I come to slashdot to read the commentary, the actual summary isn't bothering me that much. In fact this just makes it harder to read. I'd be a lot more concerned that I can't click on links in threaded posts because the site now wants to just open every post in the thread above it first - stop that please! The KISS principle applie shere.
I was waiting for the 1st April Slashdot article.
The best April fools jokes I've seen so far today are the Canterbury Distribution and the ThinkGeek "Apple Store" Playmobil set, and the ThinkGeek "Lightsaber Popsicle"
Just close enough to reality to catch you unawares.
Actually, xkcd's effort this year is (a) fun and (b) is a cool hack. Not so much a "gotcha" though since (like last year) they've actually been and gone and done it (Don't just look at the latest cartoon).
Sorry, Slashdot pranksters, to rain on your parade, but you needed to add tweaks to every single article to compete...
In a survey of 100 programmers, 111111 thought that duck-typing was a good idea.
In a strange, altered mindset way I miss OMG Ponies. Nothing said April First like a pink tech web site. Now it is just bland articles we have to guess as to real or fake. I guess there can be only one Pony moment.
Life is a great ride, the vehicle doesn't matter