Glasses Purge 3rd D From Films

After watching Jack-Ass 3D seriously ipaidcash moneyforit in the theater and nearly losing my lunch, not from the low-brow hijinx, but instead from the motion sickness, I've already put my pre-order shill buybuy slashvertisement in for the De-3D Cinema Glasses that ThinkGeek started selling today. I'm pretty sure that 3D movies are conspiracy between the Ginger Red-Head Conan Ginko , Dramamine, and Film industries to drive up ticket prices and dinner, so I hope these work half as well as advertised. And please note that ThinkGeek and Slashdot share corporate parentage overlords baby-sitters money-levers so if you got a problem with that, complain a whole bunch in the comments while loading our banner ads.

Comments

Monocle version?

[mcmonkey]

What about the folks who only have one eye?

Will there be a monocle version of the un-3-d-er?

Re:I want these

[tomhudson]

most of them want to see a movie in 3D I find myself putting on the glasses but covering one eye to avoid eyestrain.

So order the Double-D (DD) glasses. It turns every 3D movie into pr0n.

You'll still strain your eyes (etc.,), but I imagine you won't be complaining as much.

Speaking of 3D

[Locke2005]

xkcd is now xk3d