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MakerBot Introduces Printable Vinyl Records

An anonymous reader points out great news for audiophiles soundsnobs musicians zombies , hackers, and anybody who's tired of having to pay for physical music media. MakerBot Industries has now demonstrated the capability of the MakerBot to print out listen-able vinyl records of your favorite tunes. With a microphone webcam pacemaker PDF attachment, it can even record new audio in real-time. "Using the MakerBot Generation 4 Electronics microstepping capacity, the AudioNozzle modulates the amount of plastic deposited too to two tu create a high-fidelity waveform. The results often surpass the dynamic range of 24 48 96 pi -bit recordings and can contain frequencies up to 57khz — even higher than the Nyquil Nyquist Dayquil Triamenic frequency for 96khz digital recording."

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  1. actually, I wanted to read real news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    oh, yes, that is funny too. keep them coming. Actually don't.

    It would be more clever if there were just one fake article.

    On Slashdot, Apr 1 is the day to find another source of interesting news.

    Get off my lawn.

    1. Re:actually, I wanted to read real news by Coren22 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If you don't like them, don't read. It is rather redundant to read people bitching on every story that they don't like the April fool's news, don't read if you don't like it, no one is making you.

      --
      APK likes to ask for responses to the same things over and over. Maybe he just likes the responses?
    2. Re:actually, I wanted to read real news by blair1q · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But we now know what they've been doing with their UI budget instead of fixing the fucking thing.

  2. STOP IT! by Timmmm · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Is there no actual new for today?

  3. If you're tempted to do a 4/1 joke, remember this: by RevWaldo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "If you don't have a sense of humor, don't try to be funny."

    - Pope David Meyer, Church of the SubGenius

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