Plumber Injection Attack In Bowser's Castle

An anonymous reader writes to make sure everybody Yoshi Bullet Bill Reznor is aware of Security Advisory SMB-1985-0001: Plumber Injection Attack in Bowser's Castle. "Ksplice, working in conjunction with Lakitu Cloud Security, has released a high-severity advisory about a Plumber Injection attack in multiple versions of Bowser's Castle. An Italian plumber could exploit jump on headbutt fireball this bug to bypass security measures (walk through walls) in order to rescue Peach, to defeat Bowser, or for unspecified other impact theft of giant gold coins consumption of narcotics vicious attacks on Koopas . This vulnerability is demonstrated by 'happylee-supermariobros,warped.fm2.' Attacks using this exploit have been observed in the wild, and multiple other exploits are publicly available. A bouncing star patch radioactive flower Tanooki suit has been made available."

Comments

Plumber injection attack?

[Shikaku]

Are we talking about pipe cleaning?

Re:Plumber injection attack?

[DigiShaman]

Yes, that's what Peach calls it.

It just keeps getting worse.

[kyrio]

I just want my achievement!

I'm usually game for these,

[Anonymous Coward]

...but this has got to be the least-creative April fools article in history. Really, really lame.

Plumbers high on mushrooms

[thomasdz]

It always seem that they are hopped up on mushrooms and screaming that they're running away from "Goombas" or some other ridiculous thing.

Re:GOD DAMN IT

[Anonymous Coward]

Please STOP with the reading of Slashdot on April Fools' day. You do NOT have a sense of humor.

Ih he had uses

[geekoid]

Open Sewer he could have patched these himself years ago.