Scientists Unveil Worlds First Computerized Human Brain Map
An anonymous reader writes "US scientists on Tuesday unveiled the world's first computerized human brain map, an online public resource developed to accelerate understanding of how the human brain works and in hopes to tackle neurological diseases like Alzeimer's and Parkinson's. Funded by Microsoft Corp. co-founder Paul Allen, the 55-million-US dollar project, named the Allen Human Brain Atlas, identifies 1,000 anatomical sites in the human brain, backed by more than 100 million data points that indicate the particular gene expression and underlying biochemistry of each site, said the Seattle-based Allen Institute for Brain Science. The human brain map released so far is only male."
Makes sense, they didn't want to start with a variable map.
"The human brain map released so far is only male."
This is because the female brain is beyond all comprehension.
I mean, someone has the Xeon / Opteron designs...
It's not much use if you can't hit the run button and watch it think.
Alzheimer's
The software to show the map is not FOSS and also not available for Linux.
http://human.brain-map.org/explorer.html
and they have already identified 1023 areas that are asociated with porn.
oh and 74 with beer
1000 whole sites. Too bad the brain has something like 100 trillion synapses. So that means each site contains an average of about 100 billion synapses. I want a higher resolution map.
Just take the male map, remove reason and logic and voila, female brain map.
Woohoo!
Right, I'd like to put in my reservation for Eliza Dushku now please. Gotta get in ahead of the rush.
U.S. scientists on Tuesday unveiled the world's first computerized human brain map, an online public resource developed to accelerate understanding of how the human brain works and in hopes to tackle neurological diseases like Alzeimer's and Parkinson's.
Hmmm . . . can I use that map on my GPS Navigator?"
Navigator: "Please take a left turn at your next neurological problem ,,, oh, never mind ... can you replace the loose nut behind the wheel, and take this car back to Hertz?"
Funded by Microsoft Corp. co-founder Paul Allen, the 55-million-U.S. dollar project, named the Allen Human Brain Atlas, identifies 1,000 anatomical sites in the human brain, backed by more than 100 million data points that indicate the particular gene expression and underlying biochemistry of each site, said the Seattle-based Allen Institute for Brain Science.
Well, that says a lot . . . "Thanks for all the fish, Mr. Allen . . ."
Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!
1. Computerized
2. (This list is a work in progress.)
Just start with a male brain, then take away reason and accountability! Also, this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMb8Csll9Ws
Now if only we had a computerized brain to analyze the computerized brain map...
It reminds me of the quote attributed to Emerson M. Pugh,
"If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we couldn't."
Just give me the brain slugs for christ's sake.
The BBC is reporting that brain scans can detect Alzheimers decades before symptoms show. If you couple the two studies together, you should be able to identify what biochemistry is related to those specific areas that are thinning and no others. In further news, five more genes linked to the disease have now been identified. One of them turns out to be also linked to the immune system - which is interesting, since one of the key processes involved is the production of tau protein tangles which literally crush areas of the brain to death and toxic substances in the brain (such as aluminium) are known to trigger that process.
It has always struck me that it had to be an immune response of some sort, since the tau proteins "contain" these contaminants, but I'd pictured it as being an archaic response (there's no evolutionary advantage in being dead, but there is an evolutionary advantage in single-cell and simple multi-cell organisms being able to detox). There's nothing in the BioNews article to suggest the mutation is a regression bug, though it's not exactly chock-full of details on things like how old the regions involved are.
Anyways, with now ten genes identified, a region identified as pre-symptom Alzheimers, and a knowledge of the genes and chemistry of that part of the brain, it should be possible to do quite a bit.
It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
will add the map for non blonde women.
It's full of sex!
About as useful as slicing your computer into 0.1-mm thicknesses then labelling them by the smell of each 0.1-mm square thereof.
The brain is a network of fluid tubes, wiring, electrochemical interfaces, and active surfaces. The gross chemical distribution is as important to signalling as the precise position and reactive conditioning of wiring connections is. Probably the least important thing about its function is "gene expression".
Gene expression is useful only for disease mapping. Helpful to someone who wants to pick your insurance company's wallet. Worthless if you want to build one that works.
Goddamnit, the genetic material expressed/available at each location in the brain is worth bupkus. What we need is a map of what stimulating each point on the cortex does (even if it's anecdotal information)!
What is provided is is f***ing worthless! Everyone knows that the genetic variation between different regions of the brain is essentially nil. WTF is this? Aw Fuck!
Time to cut research funds for these assholes: they're not even in the loop. What a bunch of 'tards, B Ship, etc.
1,000 sites. And they all taste like chicken.
I think the little one is a lot easier; although the big one is pretty much undifferentiated tissue.
Publishing a map of the brain only makes it that much easier for GPS-equipped Zombies.
Some maps should be kept secret for national security reasons.
Certainly a Zombie invasion would be a national security disaster. Why give them a computerized map to make their job easier?
If your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd murder you in your sleep
Y R U so stupid?
I'm more disappointed that it has to run as a local application at all. Doesn't this say "an online public resource developed to accelerate understanding of how the human brain works". Now maybe it has a network connection, but when I hear "online public resource", I usually think of something you can access from other online public resources, like a public library. And that means web, imho. Google Maps is more of an online public resource than this brain map.
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Trying to understand how the brain works by looking at neurons is like trying to understand how a computer works by looking at a pc hardware. All the important data is in the software/OS.
I'd say it's more functionally accurate to say that the male human brain maps out at a function amazingly similar to Eva Longoria. At least, most of her.
-Styopa