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Amazon Denies Skynet's Involvement In AWS Outage

Posted by samzenpus on from the methinks-thou-dost-protest-too-much dept.

An anonymous reader writes "Amazon has officially denied that the recent outage of its EC2 and Elastic Block Storage cloud platforms was the result of an attack from Cyberdyne Systems' Skynet sentient computer system, declaring humanity safe after all. 'From the information I have and to answer your questions,' a spokesperson explained, 'Skynet did not have anything to do with the service event at this time.'"

3 of 99 comments (clear)

  1. Jsut what Slashdot needs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    More childish crap from a bunch of comic book geeks and script kiddies who think they're 1337.
     
    Can we please get articles with substance on here instead of this kind of retarded tripe?

  2. This is beyond retarded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    This story is so fucking stupid

  3. What. by dadelbunts · · Score: 1, Troll

    Wtf is this crap. Am i on cracked.com now?