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Chernobyl 25th Anniversary

ZwedishPzycho writes "Twenty-five years later, and yet again we are worried about a nuclear disaster. There will be plenty of stories out there discussing the 25th anniversary of the world's worst nuclear accident; here is just one."

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  1. "So I'm out in the Red Forest at night... by He+Who+Has+No+Name · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...looking for a Gravi artifact near these old buildings, see. And the detector keeps pointing me inside, so I go. The roof is gone and the moon is out but I'm staring at the detector instead of looking around.

    All of a sudden I bump into this bloodsucker, and he's taking a leak. I look at him and go "hey, buddy, why are you pissing in the middle of the building?" And he looks back at me and goes "what the hell are you doing in my house?"

    So I look around and realize we're in the middle of a converter room for a substation of the nuclear power plant. There's got to be 10 million volts on the wires in there.

    About then I realize that only in the Zone can you walk right past a bunch of giant warning signs, into a room full of enough electricity to kill you faster than the speed of light, and the only thing out of the ordinary enough to make you notice is a blood sucking mutant taking a whiz."

  2. Re:Happy 25th Anniversary!! by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 4, Funny

    Turns out, at least in Iraq's case, the yellow cake was a lie.

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    No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism. - Winston Churchill