Invent the Medical Tricorder, Win $10,000,000
GeneralSecretary writes "If you've ever watched Star Trek and said, 'Hey, I could build that,' now's your chance. Qualcomm and the X PRIZE Foundation have teamed together to offer ten million US dollars to whomever can invent 'a mobile solution that can diagnose patients better than or equal to a panel of board certified physicians.' They call it the Tricorder X PRIZE. Hopefully the Tricorder will join the cell phone, MRI, and tablet computer in the list of Star Trek devices that are now part of our lives."
Can't we start out with just one doctor?
"...you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded!"
You'd need...
Broken bones: something that bounces off bone and can detect the time to travel which will determine fractures and breaks. If you're using a flat scanning device, everything needs to bounce off something inside the body, rather than pass through and imprint itself on x-ray paper, etc.
Diseases: Lasers can tell blood type now (I think)...might be you could fine tune it to detect anything from genes to bacteria.
Muscle and ligament tears: same deal as bone I suppose -- would need to reflect off of a certain type of material.
Internal bleeding: scan for pools of blood versus the normal trails of blood (veins, arteries, capillaries)
My only question is why we need 4 different devices (MRI, pad, phone, tricorder)...I'd fully expect this to have solar-rechargeable batteries and a form factor that can fit in my back pocket (which would require a wide-angle "lens" for the probes so it doesn't take you 20 minutes to scan someone). And I darn well better hear the "wee-ooo, wee-ooo" sound without having to put on headphones!
Figure out how to create a device that can detect common STDs and determine if the person constantly sneezing, has allergies or ebola, and you will be immensely rich. I have no idea if sneezing is a symptom of Ebola, I was trying to make a point.
I think the bleeding from all of your orifices might rule out allergies.
"Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery?" - Patrick Henry
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks."
Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:
"Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."
* Cribbed from some dumb site
If you've ever watched Star Trek and said, 'Hey, I could build that,' then why the fuck haven't you?
How can I believe you when you tell me what I don't want to hear?
I don't believe the tricorders as presented in varies incarnation of Star Trek TV shows/movies are actually capable of diagnosing any ailment; each device is merely a collection of high precision sensors. The physician holding the device is the one that is making the diagnoses base on the data presented by the device.
ELOI, ELOI, LAMA SABACHTHANI!?
Just for fun, I tried out that tool. I plugged in the symptoms I had when I cracked a rib. When I went to the doctor, the nurse diagnosed me before I even got to the exam room based just on watching me walk and hearing where the pain was. The software didn't even begin to ask the right questions, and assigned a 94% probability of something completely unrelated.
I also tried plugging in the symptoms I had a number of years back before I realized I had asthma. It's diagnosis was for several possibilities, none better than 24%.
However, a trained doctor, hearing me cough just once immediately recognized it as an asthma specific cough pattern.
So no, I wouldn't trust that tool over common sense, not even close.
"I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend unto the death your right to say it." -- Voltaire