Tenth Annual AusCERT Conference Kicks Off
lukehopewell1 writes "The tenth annual AusCERT (Australian Computer Emergency Response Team) conference kicks off today in Queensland, Australia, touting appearances from Microsoft, Telstra, Rio Tinto and the founder of Kaspersky Labs, Eugene Kaspersky. You can watch a video wrap-up of AusCERT conferences in the years gone by, complete with laughs, interviews, old-timey newscasts and that time IBM gave out USB drives laden with malware."
Do they do anything useful? I've contacted these guys multiple times about large-scale break-ins on systems holding plenty of personal information, but no response.
I'm completely dumbfounded I can't even think of anything rude to say.
AAAahhhh your Australian Mother's Certficate's been compromised, and you can't implement RSA worth a damn!
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I can't imagine an Australian being the least bit offended by that.
Being reminded of an Ashes will likely rankle though.
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