Volcano Erupts In Iceland

Reports are coming in that a volcano in Iceland called Grimsvotn has erupted, sending plumes of smoke 15km into the air. It was accompanied by a series of earthquakes, but all of them have been minor so far, and scientists don't believe the eruption will cause problems for air travel like 2010's Eyjafjallajokull event. Local coverage in Icelandic is available, as well as early pictures of the eruption.

Comments

Oh man...

[Mashiki]

We're all doomed! Repent! Then end is here! ... I still have time for the doomsday stuff right?

Re:Oh man...

[Black Parrot]

You know at least half the people over there had this thought cross their minds, "Shit, I hedged my bets wrong"

Hedging the bet was easy. I just hung around on the west side of a time zone division, watching to see whether anything happened on the east side. If people had started going up, I would have had an hour to get to church and get saved.

Yay.

[Chardansearavitriol]

The one good thing, that can never be disupted about these volcanoes, is that they expose us to the wonderful names the slavic folks give such frighteningly powerful systems.

Down with Iceland

[lucm]

Not only those people give asylum to known subversive people (such as Bobby Fischer) but with their volcano eruptions they are speeding up glaciers melting, causing people to believe in global warming. And whenever they run out of money because they can't do proper banking they make deals with the communists.

If they could send the fumes over Libya it could cripple the army and help the revolution - but no, they prefer bothering the good people who are planning a trip to Europe.

(Days like this one, I feel like I could do a pretty decent job at Fox news).

Re:Random chance

[jd]

You've got to remember that they're descended from the Vikings. If you look at the syllables in Vatnajokull, they're all something you could get out between sword swings. Evolution would have taken its course and all longer syllables would have died out.

Re:Random chance

[erroneus]

They have cats that like to walk across their keyboards. That's just what happens...

Ragnarok!

[chill]

Not the Christian Rapture, but Ragnarok! Right date, wrong set of Gods. Oops.

They probably just saw the movie Thor, causing Odin to blow mead thru his nose. Keep an eye on the sun, and any wolves you meet.

Stop volcanic proliferation!

[catmistake]

Every time there's a volcanic eruption we are reminded by anti-volcanics just how dangerous volcanos are, that even with really thick gloves lava is simply too hot to handle, and no amount of safety regulations will mitigate the mortal danger they pose. When will society wise up and realize volcanos are far too unpredictable? Even if there weren't eruptions, no amount of science or development is going to make them economically viable.

Re:Stop volcanic proliferation!

[jamesh]

This is exactly the sort of anti-volcanic rhetoric I'd expect from the unwashed masses. This volcano was built using plans from three generations ago. Todays volcano's are far safer and far less likely to erupt in such an unpredictable fashion. Your are glossing over the fact that this volcano has just endured a rapture and is only blowing a small quantity of ash. The design specifically stated that the volcano would require some additional re-enforcements before the rapture came but these were never done owing to budget constraints, so it's hardly fair to judge all volcano's on the poor maintenance of this one case.

Re:Rapture

[Frosty Piss]

Fail.

With the world economy the way it is right now, it's hard to do a quality Rapture on the limited budget that God can afford, what with his credit rating in the toilet, and all.

Re:Not Slavic

[Black Parrot]

If by Slavic you mean North Germanic, then yes.

Isn't Iceland part of Scandislavia?

Re:Random chance

[geekoid]

Is she hot?