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Google Founders' Jets Caught On WSJ's Radar

theodp writes "Via an FOIA request, the Wall Street Journal acquired records of every private aircraft flight recorded in the FAA's air-traffic management system for 2007 through 2010, using them to build a private jet tracker database. Among the high fliers who found their records unblocked were Google founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin, whose 767 and Gulfstream reportedly burned an estimated 52,000 gallons of aviation fuel and $430,000 on two round-trips from the U.S. mainland to Tahiti to catch last summer's total eclipse of the sun. A Google spokeswoman confirmed the pair's jaunt, but added that Page and Brin mitigated the greenhouse gas emissions from their aircraft usage by purchasing an even greater amount of carbon offsets. Tech-boom billionaire Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban seemed unfazed by the prospect of his past plane movements becoming public: 'I have a plane,' Cuban quipped. 'I bought it so I could use it. Shocking, isn't it?'"

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  1. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by Richard_at_work · · Score: 4, Insightful

    More to the point, this is a private person doing something privately with their earned fortune, its none of the WSJs business.

  2. Who wouldn't? by Superken7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So who of us would not fly every now and then on a private plane in order to travel through the world? Isn't this also the case for many polititians, especially "important" ones?
    Honestly, I would do it.

  3. Mark Cuban by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... summed it up brilliantly. This is like someone discovering Google Maps for the first time and spying on the backyards of the wealthy. Nothing of real interest here except the obvious, "Why is the WSJ so interested in tracking private citizens given the fact that it was FREAKING out over 'privacy' issues, like *gasp* ad companies track people, and the fact that it is conservative, and isn't that all about personal freedom, 'don't take mah gun, git yer camera outta my backyard'?"

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    1. Re:Mark Cuban by kqs · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is just another news item for the tabloids.

      Sad that the WSJ has fallen from far-right-but-respectable to tabloid so quickly.

    2. Re:Mark Cuban by fafaforza · · Score: 2

      I bet you don't even read the WSJ, but cast judgement all the same.

      And analyzing flight plans of planes that report it to a government entity is no more an invasion of privacy than my mortgage info and home address being a matter of public record.

      And guess what, newspapers investigate. That's what they do. Sometimes they find interesting stuff. Sometimes they'll see that an environmentalist like Al Gore is using the energy of 5 households for ambient lighting on his estate. Isn't showing hypocrisy like this part of a journalist's task?

  4. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by CaptainLard · · Score: 4, Insightful

    True its none of our business. But since its out, if they were concerned enough to buy carbon offsets couldn't they have also "flight pooled"?

  5. I just lost a TON of respect for Page and Brin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...and NOT because they used their jet.

    "A Google spokeswoman confirmed the pair's jaunt, but added that Page and Brin mitigated the greenhouse gas emissions from their aircraft usage by purchasing an even greater amount of carbon offsets."

    I lost respect for them because they subscribe to ManBearPig's farcical religion that tells them they can cleanse themselves of their environmental sins if they purchase carbon indulgences. The whole notion of carbon indulgences is fucking retarded. It's not as if their jet left a trail of elemental carbon floating in the atmosphere for all eternity. It likely produced some carbon-containing pollutants - but guess what also does... BREATHING! Every living organism contains carbon, so the idea of somehow trying to "offset" it is nonsense. They probably bought their indulgences from one of those companies that burns down forests in South America just so they can have some land to plant trees on to assuage the self-inflicted angst and guilt of rich white liberal Americans.

    Props to Mark Cuban for not being a pussy about using HIS jet.

    1. Re:I just lost a TON of respect for Page and Brin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The carbon-containing pollutant you're thinking of is jet exhaust. You burn jet fuel, and carbon from the hydrocarbons in the fuel combines with oxygen.

      "Breathing" does not take carbon sequestered in the earth and vent it into the atmosphere. Burning petroleum, however, does do this.

      That said, I agree that carbon indulgences are bullshit. If you actually give a shit, then consume less. If you don't actually give a shit, then man up and say so, like Mark Cuban did.

    2. Re:I just lost a TON of respect for Page and Brin by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      Of course breathing take carbon sequestered int he earth and vents it into the atmosphere. Where do you think you get the carbon you breathe out in the form of carbon dioxide? You eat it. Where do you think your food get it? Sources sequestered in the earth.

      Are you actually this stupid, or are you trolling? The carbon in food comes from the air. So does the Nitrogen actually, but it gets fixed into the soil by other plants so that the Nitrogen-using plants can take it up. (coevolution...) If you run your vehicle on biofuels then that can be true of it as well, but that's not what we're talking about here. Since planes running on bio is a technology in its infancy you're comparing a carbon-neutral activity (breathing) with a carbon-positive one (pumping oil, turning it into jet fuel, and burning it.)

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    3. Re:I just lost a TON of respect for Page and Brin by makomk · · Score: 2

      Stuff you ate, which comes from carbon "sequestered in the earth".

      Nope, it comes from carbon absorbed by plants from CO2 in the atmosphere. The entire cycle is more or less carbon neutral...

  6. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by Richard_at_work · · Score: 5, Informative

    They could have flown commercially if they were "concerned". But as Mark Cuban says, they bought a plane, why shouldn't they use it?

  7. WTF? They "bought carbon credits"?!?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What a useless "Ooooh, lookie, I can feel good about myself now!!!" scam.

    1. Re:WTF? They "bought carbon credits"?!?!?! by GameboyRMH · · Score: 2

      In theory carbon offsets are a good system - however in practice they're a scam due to lack of oversight.

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  8. Well done Mark by lorenlal · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Mr. Cuban, I will probably never even desire my own jet, and I feel like that if you are flying you really should use commercial. But I appreciate the fact that you call it like you see it. I'm glad to see you just own it and go with it.

    I'm not as big a fan of the "carbon credits." I understand that these credits go towards promoting carbon reduction, but the system pretty much dictates "I'm rich, so I can buy my morality. See, when you have enough money, you don't need to reduce usage. You just pay others to clean up for you."

    1. Re:Well done Mark by Aquitaine · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "I'm rich, so I can buy my morality. See, when you have enough money, you don't need to reduce usage. You just pay others to clean up for you."

      You are suggesting that it is immoral to burn fuel. Or, rather, to burn fuel for a purpose that you (or somebody?) doesn't approve of, or doesn't deem important enough.

      It isn't. You're free to disapprove of it, and you're free to tell yourself that Google's founders are going to murder the planet because they flew to Tahiti, but that's got nothing to do with morality.

    2. Re:Well done Mark by jonpublic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This reminds me of what the church used to do, which was sell indulgences to the rich so they didn't have to pray or spend as much time earning forgiveness. Everyone else had to pay the full penance. It was one of the reasons Martin Luther started the protestant revolution.

      Except this time it's not the church, but some business selling forgiveness in the eyes of the public. Who knows what the money is actually used for.

    3. Re:Well done Mark by Stellian · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm rich, so I can buy my morality

      Well, that's exactly how it should go. Given a certain level of wealth division in a society, the rich should be forced to pay their (higher) externalities. I consume more of nature's limited resources, you consume less, but we are created equal so I pay you for the privilege. The price of a certain resource caries important information into the market, and it allows the market to allocate it efficiently.
      If we agree the capacity of the ecosphere to absorb carbon dioxide is limited, with potential disastrous effects when exceeded, then we need to efficiently make use of the available margin. A method to accomplish that is via carbon caps or taxes, as opposed to 'just own it and go with it' method you propose, i.e a land-grab (resource-grab) by those in the best position to grab it (having the largest SUV, private jet, yacht etc.) despite having a no more legitimate claim on said resource than the average bushman or eskimo.

    4. Re:Well done Mark by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      Burning oil creates pollution. There is no getting away from that, burning stuff produces waste. Not just CO2, but soot as well.

      Burning oil needlessly has a negative affect on everyone and cannot be morally justified. The question is at what point is the cut-off? Most of us burn oil for pleasure travelling and find that acceptable, but that doesn't mean that rich individuals should have license to pollute as much as they like and not feel guilty.

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    5. Re:Well done Mark by dnahelicase · · Score: 2

      "I'm rich, so I can buy my morality. See, when you have enough money, you don't need to reduce usage. You just pay others to clean up for you."

      I think a jet for the rich is like a car for the middle class.

      You can't really suggest they are killing the planet without being a hypocrite unless you use public transportation for everything.

      Yeah, public transportation doesn't work well for everyone's schedules, but neither does commercial aviation for corporations. If a CEO wants to be in Tahiti, Korea, D.C., or NYC in a matter of hours - commercial might not work.

    6. Re:Well done Mark by dzfoo · · Score: 2

      No. He is suggesting that people like Sergey Brin and Larry Page believe it to be immoral to burn fuel, and so feel compelled to purchase carbon credits to absolve their sins and remove their own guilt.

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    7. Re:Well done Mark by dachshund · · Score: 2

      You are suggesting that it is immoral to burn fuel. Or, rather, to burn fuel for a purpose that you (or somebody?) doesn't approve of, or doesn't deem important enough.

      It isn't. You're free to disapprove of it, and you're free to tell yourself that Google's founders are going to murder the planet because they flew to Tahiti, but that's got nothing to do with morality.

      There's a large and increasing body evidence that burning large amounts of fossil fuel is warming the planet, which in turn will cause oceans to rise, flooding farmland and causing massive population displacement and death. If the science is correct, or if you honestly believe it to be true, then yes --- burning massive amount of excess fuel for a pleasure cruise is immoral. It's immoral in the purest sense of the word.

    8. Re:Well done Mark by LWATCDR · · Score: 2

      Not really. Airliners are not the gas hogs that people think. A modern airliners gets about the same passenger mileage as an economy car. Plus that mileage is also spread over cargo as well. Now a private 767 is going to burn as much fuel a regular 767 but a 767 airliner caries around 250 to 300 people. And the manufactures are all about better fuel economy because it means more money. So if your bosses are flying on an airliner than it isn't an issue. It is sort of like the Ford Excursion. It is a huge fuel hog as a commuter car for on person. I know a family that has 8 adopted kids that owns one. For them it gets better seat miles than a Civic. Oh the father has a little Toyota for his commute to work.
      A Boeing 737-600 which is a good but not great airliner as far as MPG gets around 52MPG per seat. So it is about the same as two people car pooling in a Honda Accord.

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  9. Re:great for terrorists by The+Grassy+Knoll · · Score: 2

    What paranoia! How many terrorists do you think there actually are, and why would they waste their time on plotting to "off" someone who my grandma probably hasn't even heard of? It's this sort of thinking that, for example, allows governments to implement the ban on liquids in airplanes, and not rescind it even in the face of evidence. Sorry, but can we think before knee-jerking* terrorism into the debate? * (I think I just verbed a noun, by the way)... .

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  10. Fairly irresponsible by WSJ by mdarksbane · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I mean, the rich have privacy rights, too. Why the hell should everywhere they fly be made public?

    1. Re:Fairly irresponsible by WSJ by Richard_at_work · · Score: 2

      Just imagine if general transport (cars etc) were logged and released under FOIA...

      Why is this any different?

    2. Re:Fairly irresponsible by WSJ by wvmarle · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Indeed... and why are they archiving those aircraft movements to begin with?

    3. Re:Fairly irresponsible by WSJ by sootman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "If you have something that you don't want anyone to know, maybe you shouldn't be doing it in the first place."

      Google CEO Eric Schmidt to CNBC, December 2009

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    4. Re:Fairly irresponsible by WSJ by dzfoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They're not archiving those aircraft movements; the pilots must register their flight plans with the FAA, and such registrations are a matter of public record. The FAA, the Federal Aviation Administration, is a public agency.

      Note that the flight plans in question could be associated with Messrs. Brin and Page because they own the plane, which is a known fact, not because the FAA keeps track of who goes where in their own private transport.

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  11. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You don't need to get groped at the airport if you have your own private charter flight. That's got to be worth the cost of the plane right there.

  12. a little privacy by ebonum · · Score: 2

    I know these guys are rich, but this seems crazy. They are using their own private vehicles.

    If the government allows this, what next? Listing every license plate through all the toll booths? What about the release of all the vehicular movement from the tracking devices in lower Manhattan? Private citizens should have some right not to be publicly tracked.

    What about GPS tracking of cars for mileage taxation. If that ever happens, why shouldn't that data be released just like the airplane data.

  13. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by Tweezer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They are probably not allowed to flight pool per Google policy. Many businesses have policies regarding key employees traveling together. This is in case of a crash or or other unfortunate event causing the death of the travelers on board. If the policy is written well, they probably aren't supposed to be in the same car train or bus either as those forms of transportation aren't as safe.

  14. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 5, Funny

    It sounds like these private planes are an ideal weapon for terrorists! Ban them!

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  15. Aviation would come to a screeching halt... by Aquitaine · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...without these guys.

    Okay, maybe not a screeching halt, but it'd get the wind knocked out of it (again). In the 60s, you could buy plane for a little more than a car cost; now a new 2-seat trainer will set you back at least $110k. Dozens of aviation companies sprung up from the 40s to the 60s, and even in 1980 we still had over 800,000 pilots in the US; today that number is under 600,000.

    I spoke to a guy a few weeks ago who learned to fly in the late 70s and rented most of the planes he flew for $30-ish an hour. I just finished my private pilot cert and the cheapest plane around here (Lehigh Valley, PA) is about $86/hr, +$30 with the instructor. Aviation gas is about $6/gallon.

    Small airports and flight schools don't make a lot of money teaching guys like me on two- or four-seat trainers, just like airplane companies don't make a lot of money selling them (Cessna even stopped production for a decade or so in the 80s). One of the few remaining markets with any margins left is business jets. I get that journalists can stir up populist outrage by talking about jaunts to Tahiti, but what would you rather rich people do with their money? Keep it? Spoil their kids with it? They're keeping pilots and airport attendants in their jobs, and if you're upset about the amount of fuel burned for such a frivolous adventure, well, the only way we're going to get better fuels and more efficient engines is if the people making them have money to invest in those things.

    1. Re:Aviation would come to a screeching halt... by Alioth · · Score: 3

      You forgot inflation ...

      $30 in 1978 dollars is $103 in 2011 dollars, so in reality you're paying significantly LESS than what he was if you're paying $86/hr.

      The costs of new aircraft have increased at greater than the rate of inflation (a 172K in 1969 cost about $13,000 - or $86,000 in 2011 dollars, a modern C172 is significantly more even after you take into account the much higher equipment level a modern C172 has). But even then $13,000 was significantly more expensive than a car unless you're talking of a high end luxury Mercedes Benz. In the 1960s the planes available for "little more than the cost of a car" would be older, used aircraft - just like today.

      A lot of the increase in costs for making planes came from the removal of certain tax breaks, IIRC. Also we can probably blame liability lawyers, too. Cessna actually restarted production because of the limitation put in to how long they were liable for an airframe to 18 years, instead of forever as it was before. (Cessna were getting sued when pilots did things like run out of fuel, or fly VFR into IMC and other things not remotely their fault).

      If you think it's expensive in the US, then you should come over here some time. I spend $86/hr in *fuel alone* in my own aircraft, and it's only got an O-320 engine! Then I have to pay for insurance, oil, maintenance, repairs on top of that!

  16. Re:Could Facebook be behind it all? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is that another installment of Anonymous Coward's attempt to decomprehensiblize the English language?

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  17. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by captainpanic · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... but if Google's founders can't fly to Tahiti to watch an astronomical event, then who can?

    Google (as a company) is doing quite a lot for the development and implementation of sustainable energy, and the guys (as private persons) even seem to plant some trees (or something) to compensate for the fuel they burn.

    I think that if you want to accuse Google of something evil, it has to be on the privacy front, not the pollution part. So, I think it's reasonable to be apologetic.

  18. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by kulnor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ageer, this represents a serious breach of privacy. What would you think if your car location data would be publicly available? So anyone can basically know when/where you went? I have no problem if this you authorize to publish your data but not like this.

  19. Geez, What's the Problem Here? by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 4, Funny

    They bought their indulgences (carbon credits) from The Church of Global Warming. Their sins are forgiven.

    Look, stupid new religions based on politics and pseudo-half-science I can abide, but I won't tolerate hypocrisy: if the Google boys put sufficient money in the collection plate, they should be cut sufficient slack. The consequences of indiscretion, today as in the Middle Ages, should only be for the poor...

    1. Re:Geez, What's the Problem Here? by DanTheStone · · Score: 2

      An excellent point. How many tons of CO2 credits it would take to offset burning down the "Church"? Also, where is it located? I have a door decoration I'd like to provide them.

    2. Re:Geez, What's the Problem Here? by Bigbutt · · Score: 3, Funny

      Heck, they happen all the time. It's happening right now in fact. They should invest in space flight. Then they could go up whenever they like and view a solar eclipse.

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  20. Re:Is this hypocritical? by rotide · · Score: 2

    You could take the bus instead of driving your own car. Just a thought. Go commercial buddy, stop taking private transport!

  21. Re:so what? by s_p_oneil · · Score: 2

    I would think that Page and Brin used their own personal money for the trip, not Google's.

  22. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by ProbablyJoe · · Score: 3, Funny

    Damn right, noisy jets should get off the air above my lawn!

  23. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    And this is why you can do private air flights even if you are an out of touch with reality filthy rich person...

    For the price of a commercial 1st class flight you can hop a ride on a charter corporate return flight. Detroit metro to JFK in 50 minutes on a learjet and it took me 15 minutes at the airport without getting groped.

    Smart flyers know how to find these kinds of deals and get around the TSA garbage. And the TSA would not dare to try and enforce their abuses at corporate hangars..

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  24. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 3, Insightful

    These are two people who spend a lot of time proclaiming that we should reduce our carbon footprint. This is in the same category of hypocrisy as the guy who proclaims that sex outside of marriage is wrong and is then caught sleeping with his secretary. If your position is that AGW is such a major problem as to justify spending trillions of dollars of other people's money to mitigate it, then you should not be jetting off to some island to view a solar eclipse.
    This type of behavior on the part of AGW proponents is why people like me don't take it seriously. The behavior of prominent AGW proponents does not seem to indicate that they really believe in it either.

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  25. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by todrules · · Score: 2

    Is this a joke?

    We have newspapers to report on people doing things that are considered "wrong" or "not acceptable". Being filthy rich doesn't give you the right to do whatever you want.

    Is this a joke? How is flying in a jet that you own "wrong" or "not acceptable"?

  26. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Don't worry, they're trying. I don't know how far it's gotten but I recall hearing something a while back about the TSA and or Homeland Security trying to throw up all kinds of roadblocks to private aviation. One of them was requiring that every passenger on every private plane/jet (even two seater prop driven) have some kind of background check ran on them before every flight. It should be noted that the aviation fuel tax on small aircraft PAYS for a good chunk of the air traffic control system, which they don't massively use. However commercial aviation, which pays no fuel tax, uses the system intensely.

  27. Re:so what? by ruiner13 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wish all evangelical vegetarians and vegans would stop breathing. All the hot air and CO2 they're emitting could be greatly reduced with their own asphyxiation.

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  28. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You don't need to get groped at the airport if you have your own private charter flight.

    And if you have your own private 767, you can get groped on the plane.

    If you catch my drift.

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  29. Good First Step by virb67 · · Score: 2

    We can track their private aircraft locations. Great. Now if we can only track their email correspondences, web searches, cell phone locations and browsing history we can start to know as much about them as they know about us peasants.

  30. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by Internetuser1248 · · Score: 2

    Perhaps the joke is that in 3 years of filthy rich private aircraft travel they only found one filthy rich person using their plane to go to a tropical island for a holiday. Clearly all the other private aircraft owners are only using them for humanitarian aid.

  31. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by Richard_at_work · · Score: 2

    Now apply all of that logic to the public road network. Still think it applies? How about mobile phone signals and the public airwaves?

  32. These guys can keep it private if they wanted by limaxray · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I work in aviation and privacy is a big concern for some of our customers. Sometimes its for security concerns (the richer you are, the more people who want to make a mask with your face) and other times its for PR reasons (it doesn't look good when a company fires a few thousand employees in the name of cutting costs and then turns around and picks up a few new G550s - even though the new aircraft will save them money in the long run).

    What these guys usually do is operate under a pseudonym. I don't know the full mechanics of it, but we regularly have customers with bogus names operating under bogus corporations. They get paint schemes totally devoid of any company logos or color schemes and doing a tail number search yields meaningless results. We know who they are, but on lookers, like in this case, will be totally in the dark.

    Famous people usually don't care. While most celebrities can't even afford to look at a private jet, those that can often get their names painted all over the side of their aircraft as if saying 'look at the size of my penis!' The point being, if they want to be private, they can, but it seems these guys just don't care.

    Now that isn't to say that they should have to go out of their way to maintain privacy. The FAA logs and keeps way too much information on these guys to the point it is downright scary. Of course, the relative safety of air travel has a lot to do with the strict controls of the FAA, but none the less, they need to be more concerned with privacy - if not for the sake of the VIPs, then for the safety of the couple dozen technicians and crew members maintaining and operating the aircraft.

  33. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by larry+bagina · · Score: 2

    If the government tracked all car location data, they wouldn't be allowed to keep it private either. Maybe the government shouldn't track car location data. Maybe they shouldn't be doing a lot of things they're doing.

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  34. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by Kagura · · Score: 2

    Carbon offsets are not real. I repeat, carbon offsets and carbon credits are NOT real. It's the equivalent of purchasing organic foods because you want to help nature.

  35. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by magarity · · Score: 2

    Perhaps the joke is that in 3 years of filthy rich private aircraft travel they only found one filthy rich person using their plane to go to a tropical island for a holiday. Clearly all the other private aircraft owners are only using them for humanitarian aid.

    The best joke is the congresscritters taking a trio of Air Force jets to a climate change conference.

  36. Re:so what? by fafaforza · · Score: 2

    How does giving someone some money erase the hundreds of thousands of jet fuel burned exactly?

    Right, so you buy some carbon allowance from some poor shlub from Kenya who wouldn't have emitted any CO2 if he tried. Well, he might work hard enough to own a donkey, which could then fart some... but that's neither here nor there. It's a sham. If you're concerned about the environment, it pains you to turn on the car, let alone fly on some weekend getaway halfway across the globe.

    And it isn't the WSJ passing judgement. It's simply analyzing flight and fuel usage. You make your own conclusions.

  37. Re:Who cares? by icebraining · · Score: 2

    Do we, every day? That should be included in the fuel tax. If it isn't, it's not really their fault.

    And they did buy carbon offsets. Does that count?

  38. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by Provocateur · · Score: 2

    I don't remember signing the same kind of policy, yet Larry and Sergey haven't been flying with me, so I suppose it's in effect somehow.

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  39. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by Skarecrow77 · · Score: 2

    How is it any more wrong than what you are doing? Your computer is consuming precious energy and destroying the planet. You probably have the lights on, where do you think the energy for that is coming from? Did you walk to work? If not, then you probably used fuel on your way in. Have you ever gone on vacation, how did you get there? do you own anything made out of wood? a tree was chopped down to make that. how much energy was expended to make your house? your car? your computer? your various other toys?

    we all expend resources. that's what modern humans DO. we use stuff. if you've got a problem with other people using resources, when they pay the going market rate, and that use does not directly deprive you of anything, perhaps you should rethink your place in modern society. Maybe the life of a monk in a mountain temple would be more suited.

  40. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by TheLink · · Score: 2

    For the price of a commercial 1st class flight

    Smart flyers know how to find these kinds of deals

    Smart flyers can also figure out why the rest of us fly budget/economy :(.

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  41. Re:Why is google watching my clicks not "private" by smelch · · Score: 2

    What, the point that publishing names and data is the same as publishing data? He makes a huge leap. It's one thing to say "9 out of 10 teenagers are having sex right this second, mostly in cars." and another to say "Mary is having sex right now in a volkswagen behind a Taco Bell". To equate Google's privacy violations with this is counter-productive as anybody can say "the data has been scrubbed, it's totally different. Therefore you have nothing to complain about." He does himself an injustice by implying a searchable database of what people are doing is similar to what Google and other internet market research companies do.

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  42. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by Bigbutt · · Score: 2

    Yea, we have a similar policy with the Unix Admins where I work. If we go out for lunch, we're supposed to take at least two cars (for example).

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    Shit better not happen!
  43. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by gfxguy · · Score: 2

    Do you know, in my state at least, if we're driving and you signal to get into my lane, I'm not required to do anything? Likewise, if you're entering the highway from an on ramp, the onus is on you to merge in - nobody is required to "let" you in? There's no requirement or expectation of common courtesy... but you find a lot of people willing to grant it anyway.

    So, while what you wrote may be true, while there's no expectation of privacy, it doesn't mean you can't grant it to people, and just like I will get annoyed at those who show no common courtesy on the road even when they're not required to, I will get annoyed at people who don't respect people's privacy just because they don't have to.

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    Stupid sexy Flanders.
  44. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by Score+Whore · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If they were concerned about the carbon footprint couldn't they have just bought the offsets and stayed home? Actually the whole idea of carbon offsets is just bullshit. I wonder if they worry about a new era Martin Luther who will show what a mockery their Indulgences really are?

    Even more to the point, how exactly is their whereabouts being tracked this way any different than their effort of tracking and selling the activities of every single person who ever uses the internet? Seems perfectly fine to me for them to have their travels publicized and mocked as appropriate.

  45. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by ciderbrew · · Score: 3, Funny

    If she swallows, does that count as the in-flight meal?

  46. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by Jiro · · Score: 2

    Or perhaps they are better at math than you are. One 767 more or less won't make any significant difference in the amount of CO2 emitted.

    One car that is non-electric won't. One large house, or any of the other things that proponents of severe anti-global-warming measures want to limit, won't either. The usage by a single individual isn't going to have much overall effect on global warming whether it's a plane or whether it's something us peons without private planes use.

    And even then, planes produce a lot more drops in the bucket. It's going to take me an awful lot of electric car usage to make up for 52000 gallons of fuel.

  47. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by Skarecrow77 · · Score: 2

    I would say that wishing extra burden, task, and hardship upon people "because I think they can handle it", that you would surely not wish upon yourself or your peers, probably classifies as "hate".

  48. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2

    What would you think if your car location data would be publicly available?

    Cars? Heck, I want all of the call records out of the Google execs' homes and offices. The NSA has them.

    Signed,
    Bing Corporate Division

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  49. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by Golddess · · Score: 2

    Carbon offsets are not real. I repeat, carbon offsets and carbon credits are NOT real. It's the equivalent of purchasing organic foods because you want to help nature.

    How exactly do you come to that conclusion? Nevermind the fact that, as far as I am aware, purchasing organic was never about helping nature and was only about "eating healthier", if I put, say, 10 tons of CO2 into the atmosphere, what does it matter if I personally do something which will pull 10 tons of CO2 out or if I pay someone else to do it on my behalf?

    If that's not how it works, then that is a problem with the implementation, not the concept.

    If instead you are arguing that the process that will pull out the 10 tons of CO2 will take too long to take affect, I'll grant you that point, but never have I seen anyone make such a point. Out of all the posts I've seen that say "carbon offsets are not real" (and I'll admit, the ones I've seen are few and far between, so maybe I've missed this next part), I've never a post explaining why they are not real.

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  50. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by Nadaka · · Score: 3, Insightful

    <badhumor>Quite frankly, I wouldn't want to be stuck in a car full of unix admins, I don't think my nose could take it. </badhumor>

  51. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by Ihmhi · · Score: 2

    July 11, 2013: Larry Page and Sergey Brin are killed when their planes collide in midair.

  52. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by tompaulco · · Score: 2, Informative

    Kidding aside, immediately after the hijackers used COMMERCIAL JETS in the attacks on September 11th, ALL planes were grounded and the very LAST planes allowed back in the air were the ones were not then and have never been used in a terrorist attempt...private airplanes. However, private airplanes are a freedom that some people enjoy, and so therefore, if you believe the government, that freedom ought to be taken away.

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  53. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by femtobyte · · Score: 2

    The general problem is that the carbon offsets market is doing what markets are good at... initiating a "race to the bottom" to extract the most money for the least work (even when this means not actually reducing overall emissions). The "emissions reduction" market is rife with scams, much like agricultural subsidies that pay farmers to NOT plant crops. Corporations get to claim CO2 reductions on all sorts of projects that they were going to do anyway, whether decommissioning old factories or switching to newer, more efficient production techniques. Logging/tree farm companies get credits just for doing what they've always done. Speculators are buying up existing forest land (often in third-world countries) so they can claim CO2 reductions just for letting the forest sit there (as if the forest would have stopped absorbing CO2 reductions if not owned by the right investors). The end result is that the eco-conscious but naive jet flier releases 10 tons of CO2, then pays for 10tons of CO2 credits that are "fulfilled" by someone else getting bonus cash to do "business as usual". The most effective way for the original person to really reduce CO2 would be to not fly the inefficient private jet in the first place, cutting off the emissions right at the source, instead of handing off the responsibility to the markets which are efficient at weaseling out of actually sequestering more CO2.

  54. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by Shotgun · · Score: 2

    And a misguided student, thinking himself a terrorist, flew a Cessna into an office building. He broke a window and knocked a LOT of paper off a desk.

    Doesn't your report sound so much more ominous, though. 200 people. Thick, black smoke. It all sounds SO....ominous.

    But I could have broken the window with a rock, or started the fire in a bathroom with a roll of toilet paper. Either way, I would have accomplished MUCH more with a rented van.

    The restrictions on private aviation is just the government picking on a minority of the population. It's an easy way for them to expand their power base, as most people will agree with the restriction since it isn't something they participate in or understand.

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  55. Re:so what? by Cytotoxic · · Score: 2

    Breathing is carbon-neutral.

    No it isn't. Here's your thought experiment: What would happen if every animal on the planet ceased breathing, all at the same time? (for "every animal" use "every non-photosynthesizing organism"). What would happen to the concentration of CO2 in the atmosphere? To the concentration of O2?

    See? Breathing, not carbon neutral. Your fuel source may be renewable, but that's not necessarily the same thing as 'neutral'.

    ---The Internet: Keeping pedants busy since 1989. Or '62. Or '69. Heck, when was that thing created anyway?

  56. Re:Sorry to sound apologetic... by nabsltd · · Score: 2

    Out of all the posts I've seen that say "carbon offsets are not real" (and I'll admit, the ones I've seen are few and far between, so maybe I've missed this next part), I've never a post explaining why they are not real.

    The #1 reason carbon offsets are likely not real is the massive amount of fraud involved in the "business".

    There are many documented cases of sales of "carbon offsets" where nothing at all is done, or the same tree is "planted" for 50 different offsets. In addition, there is the whole point you mention that even if the seller does something, does it really "offset" the original carbon dioxide release?

    Last, it's possible to sell carbon offsets just because you don't pollute as much as you are legally allowed to. In other words, if your type of business is allowed to emit 100 tons of CO2 every year, and for whatever reason you only emit 10 tons, you can sell 90 tons of "carbon offsets" so that other companies that can't comply with regulations are covered.

  57. Cubans +5 comment by WaffleMonster · · Score: 2

    'I have a plane,' Cuban quipped. 'I bought it so I could use it. Shocking, isn't it?'

    That was just awesome. As far as google goes they have a right to do whatever they want but don't at the same time expect anyone to think Google is somehow different or less 'evil' than any other large corporation. How rediculous the following 60 minutes piece seems today.

    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/12/30/60minutes/main664063.shtml