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New Bacterium Lives On Caffeine

Kozar_The_Malignant writes "A newly-described species of bacterium, Pseudomonas putida has been found to live on pure caffeine. The little jaspers metabolize caffeine into carbon dioxide and ammonia. They were found living in a flower bed on the University of Iowa campus, not in the drain of an espresso machine as one might expect. The paper presenting the research will be presented at the American Society for Microbiology meeting in New Orleans this month where caffeine metabolism will have to contend with the traditional ethanol metabolism."

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  1. We must be related by toygeek · · Score: 5, Funny

    But when I ingest caffeine it just makes my pee smell like coffee.

  2. Hard to Find at First by tarsi210 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Word is they were pretty hard to find at first, on account of them vibrating right off the slide.

  3. There's also a slime mold that lives on caffeine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's called the Sales Department.

  4. But... by MrEricSir · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...are they good programmers?

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    1. Re:But... by MachDelta · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, but they don't need to be. This is the million-monkeys problem: I'm sure a few trillion bacteria would eventually crank out better code than the mouth-breathing jackass two cubicles over.

  5. Re:Great by digitig · · Score: 4, Funny

    Fizzy ammonia doesn't do it for me.

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  6. Get Back! by Cylix · · Score: 3, Funny

    Stay away from my precious!

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  7. better "department" by corbettw · · Score: 4, Funny

    from the spit-it-out-you-wee-bastard department

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  8. Re:Great by X0563511 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have a hard enough time even bothering to use my bean grinder!

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  9. Is it called... by macson_g · · Score: 3, Funny

    Softwarium Developerium?