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DOJ Could Ban Texas Flights Over Anti-Patdown Law

Posted by timothy on from the don't-mess-with dept.

hellkyng writes "The Department of Justice may ban flights from Texas because of the Anti-Patdown law making its way through the legal system. Says Rep. David Simpson, 'Someone must make a stand against the atrocities of our government agents.' Should be interesting to see if Texas can pave the way for grope-free flying fun."

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  1. Great news citizens! by denzacar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Also, the chocolate ration will be raised to twenty grammes a week.

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    1. Re:Great news citizens! by Surt · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think you're misremembering, and it doesn't matter anyway as we've been further able to increase the ration to 15 grammes.

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      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
  2. Groping by verbatim · · Score: 4, Funny

    But if the TSA doesn't grope my junk, who will?

    Forever Alone...

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