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Student Finds Universe's Missing Mass
An anonymous reader writes "A 22-year-old Australian university student has solved a problem which has puzzled astrophysicists for decades, discovering part of the so-called 'missing mass' of the universe during her summer break."
...mouldy bit it'll probably still be tasty if you scrape it off a bit.
They managed to find a female astrophysics student. Anyone in physics can tell you that is a great discovery in and of itself.
Damn_registrars has no butt-hole. Damn_registrars has no use for a butt-hole.
Of course it was. She's Australian!
But you'll never catch me!
The closing line about justifying funding for pure physics research 'Do you use a mobile phone? Some of that technology came about by black hole research'."
To what bit of mobile phone technology is he referring?
AT&T's network.
Well, the missing mass was being held by the Space Pope...
i read
"Student Finds Miss Universe's Mass"
intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
If the missing mass of the universe is identified it will only take a few minutes for Microsoft to try to patent it.