Student Finds Universe's Missing Mass
An anonymous reader writes "A 22-year-old Australian university student has solved a problem which has puzzled astrophysicists for decades, discovering part of the so-called 'missing mass' of the universe during her summer break."
They managed to find a female astrophysics student. Anyone in physics can tell you that is a great discovery in and of itself.
Damn_registrars has no butt-hole. Damn_registrars has no use for a butt-hole.
Of course it was. She's Australian!
The closing line about justifying funding for pure physics research 'Do you use a mobile phone? Some of that technology came about by black hole research'."
To what bit of mobile phone technology is he referring?
AT&T's network.
Well, the missing mass was being held by the Space Pope...