MI6 Swaps Bomb Making Info With Cupcake Recipe On al-Qaeda Website
The British Intelligence agency has unveiled its latest weapon in the war on terror, cupcake recipes published by the Ellen DeGeneres show. MI6 hacked an online al-Queda magazine replacing instructions about how to “Make a bomb in the Kitchen of your Mom" with a web page of recipes for “The Best Cupcakes in America” from Ellen's show. From the article: "It included a recipe for the Mojito Cupcake – 'made of white rum cake and draped in vanilla buttercream'- and the Rocky Road Cupcake – 'warning: sugar rush ahead!' By contrast, the original magazine featured a recipe showing how to make a lethal pipe bomb using sugar, match heads and a miniature lightbulb, attached to a timer."
*puts on sunglasses* ... those cupcakes were dynamite.
It seems to me that MI6 has shown considerable insensitivity to the Muslim readers of this magazine by including alcoholic cupcakes among the recipes.
Did anyone else read the headline and think that MI6 had given Al Qaeda bomb plans in return for a cupcake recipe?
"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." - K
Humour.
Al-Qaeda: What happen?
Mechanic: Someone set us cup the cake.
Operator: We get sprinkles.
Al-Qaeda: What!
Operator: Microwave turn on.
Al-Qaeda: It's you!!
MI6: How are you gentlemen!!
MI6: All your bomb are belong to us.