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Japanese Scientist Creates Meat Substitute From Sewage
An anonymous reader writes "Hold on to your hamburgers — Japanese scientist Mitsyuki Ikeda at the Environmental Assessment Center in Okayama has invented an artificial meat substitute made from human feces. The unseemly meal is made by extracting protein and lipids from 'sewage mud.' The lipids are then combined with a reaction enhancer and whipped into 'meat' in an exploder. Ikeda makes the 'meat' more palatable by adding things like soy protein."
Try dericious shitty meat!
Soylent Brown is Poop-le!
Sorry, it was too easy.
Well, this is simply soylent brown.
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The breath mint industry probably paid for this research.
I wonder if consuming cayenne pepper beforehand will give the product a southwestern flair. Or if like... eating ginger and lemongrass will give it a pan-Asian spin. etc.
Oh, they're going to run into real trouble here, McDonald's has a patent on this.
I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
Scientist's Advertisement on Google, "EAT SHIT" or wait.. "Check This Shit Out!". OK, someone had to say this.
I'll [bet] that scientist wants to charge as much as a T-bone or Prime Chuck! He's in this shit up to his knees for what, notoriety?
Waiter!!! There's a fly in my excrement!
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Wow.
Starving masses in Africa eating our bourgeois American white-people feces.
That would be a total PR shit storm.