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Los Alamos Fire Idles NSA Supercomputer
ygslash writes "Among the many facilities shut down since Monday at Los Alamos National Laboratory due to the approaching wildfire is Cielo, one of the most powerful supercomputers in the world. The National Nuclear Security Administration's three national laboratories - Los Alamos, Sandia, and Lawrence Livermore - all share computing time on Cielo, according to Associated Press."
Update: 06/30 14:48 GMT by S : As readers have pointed out, this article refers to the National Nuclear Security Administration, not the National Security Agency. Summary updated to reflect that.
It's Agency, not Administration
but I had to read that headline about 4x to understand it.
> WARNING: Job halted - lp0 on fire
Los Alamos, Sandia and Lawrence Livermore all belong to the Department of Energy's National Nuclear Security Administration (NNSA), _NOT_ the National Security Agency (NSA).
It would be interesting to see what TOR services/nodes/relays have suddenly become unavailable...
sensationalist in the slightest. Not that I'd expect editing or fact checking prior to a /. post; that was a fad that died out decades ago.
I fully expect this to get flame-baited.
"When the people fear the government, there is tyranny. When the government fears the people, there is liberty."
OK - this is one of those postings where I ask: which of the links is actually TFA?!
The Los Alamos and other NNSA supercomputers are instead running many, many, many... copies of Meeting Maker.
So now I won't have a witness to the fact that my girlfriend is being TOTALLY FUCKING UNREASONABLE when she calls me in the middle of an important design project meeting to complain about some store clerk being rude to her at the supermarket. Just great.
SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
I see a fire down the road /Pity the fool that supercomputes with you...
Burnin' out of control and I'm like,
Forget you...
"...Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam..."
The Department of Energy operates the labs, not the NSA .
They also need to update their SSL Certificate... I went to go look at the Event Calendar at https://lanleventsext.lanl.gov/ off their main page to see if the Fire was a planned event and wouldn't you know, the Cert expired on 6/2/11.. Doh!
Harrison's Postulate - "For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism"
There's no way the NSA lets their stuff go out to any other supercomputer, even one owned by the DoE. The NSA's institutional paranoia is legendary. Makes sense when you think about it, their mission is to safeguard critical US communications (government, financial and so on hence their participation in AES) and to do electronic intelligence gathering. Give that, one can understand how they get rather paranoid about informational security.
These big supercomputer are DoE (that is the NNSA's parent agency). They do all kinds of things, including weather simulation but a part of it as you might guess form the agency is nuclear testing. The US can't actually test its nuclear weapons anymore as it is a signatory to a treaty banning nuclear tests. So instead it does them by computer. These high end supercomputers really can simulate them down to an atomic level, so they can test and see how the nuclear weapons stockpile is holding up.
Or SIGFIRE.
Is that why my phone calls stopped making that click noise?
Get a web developer
Keep it busy, or it may get bored, start looking around, and then before you know it we are in a kill all humans scenario.
Cielo means literally "heaven," but is also commonly translated as "sky."
Super or not if they are idle give them the boot... It sends a message to the rest of the computers that they may be next.
I read that as "NSA fires idle supercomputer"
Too bad stupidcomputer, should have kept busy while the economy was slow!
Hi, I Boris. Hear fix bear, yes?