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Terror Attack On Norwegian Government

techtech sends this quote from the BBC: "A large bomb blast has hit near government headquarters in the Norwegian capital Oslo, killing at least one person. The offices of Norwegian Prime Minister Jens Stoltenberg were damaged extensively — a government spokeswoman said he was safe. Police said a number of people were injured in the city center explosion. No-one has said they were behind the attack, which witnesses said could be heard across the capital."

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  1. Are the sure it wasn't a can of Surströmming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Surströmming is bad for you in more then one way!

  2. Re:And this is on /. why? by Palpatine_li · · Score: 3, Funny

    Because this is in Norway? I thought only Finnish news get a blank pass for nerd news.

  3. Re:And this is on /. why? by Heed00 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The bomb was a phaser set to overload -- happy now?

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  4. Troll Attack by S77IM · · Score: 3, Funny

    The terrorist story is a cover-up.

    What really happened, is a young Jutnar (a species of large mountain troll) wandered into Oslo through the sewer system. It was eventually destroyed near the capital building when courageous members of the TSS removed a manhole cover above the troll. Sadly, the dying troll exploded in a massive burst destroying several city blocks.

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