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BlackBerry PlayBook First Tablet To Gain NIST Approval
An anonymous reader writes "Despite its current struggles to win over consumers, RIM has always been strong in the enterprise. The company remained steadfast in its support for corporate environments with the launch of the PlayBook, calling it the only business-grade tablet. The NIST is now ready to back that claim, giving the BlackBerry PlayBook its stamp of approval — meaning it's now the lone tablet that is certified for use in U.S. government agencies."
Waddling: it's cute ... when ducks do it!
Killing yourself with food is really, really slow. There are faster ways that don't burden the health care system and force somebody else to pay for your gluttonous slobbery. Of course that might be exactly what you don't like about them you selfish pigs.
If making excuses for why you can't put the fucking fork down burned calories you'd all look like anorexic crackheads. Not a single one of you can say hey, my shitty decision making got me into this mess and better decision making will get me out. Spineless cowards who fail at life, all of you.
"Oh it's my big bones" Yeah sure because bone looks exactly like jiggly rolls of fat, you fatass. "McDonalds made me do it!" Really? Did they strap you to a chair and force-feed you then? Cuz it seems to me fast-food is the LAST thing a lard-ass should eat. Veggies are at least as cheap. "But you don't understand how it is." Yeah I do, that's why I eat good food and exercise so I don't end up like you. You think it's some cosmic accident I'm not a gluttonous pig? I bet you do, don't you?
Oh yeah and at grocery and department stores, quit using those electric wheeled fat-carts. For the love of god if anybody needs to do more walking, it's fatass america. Oh yeah and if you are so ginormously lard-ass fat that you take up the space of three normal people, it is you who should move out of my way. Consider it your exercise regimen to shift your enormous bulk a few feet over. Gotta start small and all of that.
When the aliens come, I hope they eat the FAT ones first. The rest of us will thank them. Both for getting rid of you and the body odor since you can't seem to properly clean yourselves and for your children who will no longer be abused by you teaching them to be little lardasses so they get predisposed to all kinds of fun diseases from a young age.
If any of that offends you, i am sure you can find a nice big bucket of comfort food to eat. Because that'll help.