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Microsoft Suggests Heating Homes With "Data Furnaces"

Some anonymous masochist submitted a story that makes me cringe from inside a heatwave. "With a temperature of around 40-50C (104-122F), the exhaust from a rack of cloud servers could be a very cost-effective way of heating your house, according to researchers from Microsoft and the University of Virginia. Dubbed the 'Data Furnace,' these racks would be hot enough to completely replace the heating and hot water system in a house or office. Instead of building mega data centers, Data Furnaces would be micro data furnaces in residential areas, providing free heating and ultra-low-latency cloud services to nearby web surfers. Microsoft Research thinks that with remote sensor networks, encryption, and other safety measures, lack of physical security won't be an issue."

209 comments

  1. Had one of these by GameboyRMH · · Score: 2

    It was my old gaming rig with a 3Ghz P4 Prescott.

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    1. Re:Had one of these by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      Heh. I used to heat the bedroom by about 10 degrees F extra w/ a dual AMD 1200 rig ...

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    2. Re:Had one of these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In college, our heater was broken and maintenance took their time getting to it. two beefy towers kept the room comfortable during the winter.

    3. Re:Had one of these by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      I had the penultimate room-heater: a dual G5 PowerMac. I was quite able to keep the heater in that room off during most of the winter... if I wanted any extra warmth, I'd just launch Bryce and start rendering a 2048x2048 scene with full raytracing... the room temperature would rise by 15 degrees a half hour later.

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    4. Re:Had one of these by Locutus · · Score: 1

      don't you mean an XBox? lol

      LoB

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    5. Re:Had one of these by gcnaddict · · Score: 1

      My Envy 15 did that for me this past winter. I shaved 100 bucks off my electric bill by taking the thing with me from room to room and never turning on the heatpump.

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    6. Re:Had one of these by andrewd18 · · Score: 1

      During my freshman year in college, I was running Gentoo. On cold nights I would set Portage to recompile OpenOffice six times and then I would turn the CPU fan up before going to bed. It kept my abysmal little dorm room quite warm. :)

    7. Re:Had one of these by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      This is Slashdot. What else would be heating a bedroom?

    8. Re:Had one of these by _anomaly_ · · Score: 1

      I don't think that means what you think it means.

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    9. Re:Had one of these by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      Penguinisto had a dual G5 PowerMac used as a heater. Then he lost his home and used a trash fire as a heater. Then he got sick of being cold and rode a boxcar to mexico and has never used a heater again.

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  2. DUPE... again by Osgeld · · Score: 2, Informative

    see that box up top, put in your topic and it spits out how many times you nimrods have duped your own posts

    http://tech.slashdot.org/index2.pl?fhfilter=Data+Furnaces+

    1. Re:DUPE... again by j-beda · · Score: 1

      I was going to say that - only I couldn't come up with something as biting.

      http://hardware.slashdot.org/story/11/07/23/1320207/Why-Waste-Servers-Heat

      To give them credit, it has been three whole days....

    2. Re:DUPE... again by rubycodez · · Score: 5, Funny

      Having built the shittiest forum interface in all of webdom, did you actually imagine the slashdot staff would subject themselves to such by using it?

    3. Re:DUPE... again by LMacG · · Score: 2

      It's not the heat, it's the stupidity.

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    4. Re:DUPE... again by digitalaudiorock · · Score: 2

      Having built the shittiest forum interface in all of webdom, did you actually imagine the slashdot staff would subject themselves to such by using it?

      Boy you're not kidding. It seems as though the /. interface kept changing over time until it was completely and utterly broken...especially in Firefox...and then development ceased...WTF?? I still have scores missing on posts all over the place...I have NO clue as to what logic causes articles on the main page to be collapsed...my own posts will show a score of 2 within the article comments and 1 on my ./ home page...I could go on. Seriously...what are they up to here??

    5. Re:DUPE... again by Hatta · · Score: 2

      There's one thing I can say in favor of /.' forum. At least it's threaded. Unthreaded forums are an abomination.

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    6. Re:DUPE... again by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      I'd say it depends on how active the forum is. Threads are nice when there's a flurry of activity, but temporal posting works when there are only a few posts every now and then.

    7. Re:DUPE... again by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Even the slowest email mailing list benefits from a threaded display.

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    8. Re:DUPE... again by TeethWhitener · · Score: 1

      It's pretty clear that Taco doesn't even read /. anymore.

    9. Re:DUPE... again by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      "my own posts will show a score of 2 within the article comments and 1 on my ./ home page."

      That's karma modifier. The funny thing is that this modifier page is hard to find, you have to follow a link from the FAQ. It's ridiculous that account settings are spread to 3 different pages.

    10. Re:DUPE... again by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Y'know, instead of foisting Moderator points on us every couple of days (yes, it's literally like that for me) they should instead occasionally dump each user into the firehose and suggest rating a dozen or more submissions before going to the main hall or the posting tools.

      Because it's clear from today's submissions that it's trivially easy to stuff the ballot box, owing to the light traffic to out-of-the-way facets of the website.

    11. Re:DUPE... again by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      The moderation system is gold. Most forums where large numbers of people participate quickly become pointless. Lack of threading is a factor but so is duplication and large numbers of low value posts. Slashdot is far from perfect but still by far the best system I have ever come across. I even suggested that the BBC adopt it when they were re-designing their Have Your Say forum to prevent abuse by the BNP (fascists for non-UK people).

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  3. What about during summer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have they invented the Cryo - Arithmetic Engine yet?

    1. Re:What about during summer? by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      I did not expect a reference for that author here.

      Excellent choice.

      (Alistair Reynolds, for those who aren't familiar)

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    2. Re:What about during summer? by clonan · · Score: 1

      Yeah but then if you get mad and kick the thing it will start icing up and continue to freeze the whole continent!

    3. Re:What about during summer? by Nursie · · Score: 1

      Great author.

      Did not get the reference, maybe time to revisit those.

    4. Re:What about during summer? by clonan · · Score: 1

      Absolution Gap is the one you want :)

    5. Re:What about during summer? by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      I believe it gets a call-out in one or more of the stories in Galactic North as well.

      Damn you greenfly.

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  4. I've been telling people this about my basement by Wrexs0ul · · Score: 1

    For years. Seriously, who DOESN'T need a couple old Dell 2950's kicking around.

    Ignore the excessive power bill, or fist-sized power outlets if you need to go with larger units :)

    -Matt

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  5. Noise? by zerofoo · · Score: 1

    Do you really want 10 racks of servers with high-speed fans spinning away in your basement?

    I've only got a few bits of gear in a small rack in my basement, and I can hear it on a quiet day.

    -ted

    1. Re:Noise? by Anrego · · Score: 1

      Indeed.. wasn’t touched on in the article, but I would imagine some kind of serious sound proofing with appropriate baffling on the in and out ducts would be required. I've looked into so-called "sound reducing" enclosures and they cost a small fortune.. and they don't even completely eliminated noise.. just deaden it down to OH&S type levels.

      I’d also be concerned with over-heating. Assuming you are relying on ambient air temperature for cooling.

      Also things like power redundancy and network redundancy would be of concern (though I suspect this system would be setup such that a single (or multiple) "data furnace" could fail with no impact).

    2. Re:Noise? by ZackSchil · · Score: 2

      Well, they're no louder than an oil furnace at least. I wouldn't mind.

      Here's the real problem: do you want them spewing heat in the middle of the summer?

    3. Re:Noise? by GauteL · · Score: 1

      "Do you really want 10 racks of servers with high-speed fans spinning away in your basement?"

      No. First of all it'd probably be half a rack per home (i.e. the size of a typical UK boiler) and it would probably use water cooling rather than fans, where the waste water actually provides heat and hot water for your home. It is interesting, but obviously the rack owner would have to pay some of the electricity bill in order to make it worthwhile to the home owner. Otherwise it is just expensive water and heating for the home owner.

      Overall this could save energy and thus money by utilising the heat produced by the racks in a more constructive manner than currently. However, as TFA states it would also require an absolutely massive upgrade of domestic networking infrastructure. ADSL certainly would not do. This has so far not been cost effective for service providers, but perhaps coupled with the energy savings it may be worthwhile?

      I'd still worry about the lack of physical security.

    4. Re:Noise? by headLITE · · Score: 1

      You still need hot water in the summer. My current electric heater can't do folding@home while heating up my water so they may be on to something there.

    5. Re:Noise? by walshy007 · · Score: 1

      Do you really want 10 racks of servers with high-speed fans spinning away in your basement?

      Yes, I have a 48u high rack right next to my bed. The noise becomes soothing after a while and it becomes very unnatural to not have it present when power goes out and the like.

    6. Re:Noise? by lazybeam · · Score: 1

      I have solar hot water, free from the sun. Even now (middle of winter) there's enough sun to keep my electric hot water just on minimum bills! It's a 400 litre tank too, so plenty of hot water.

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    7. Re:Noise? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Soon that ringing will be long lasting, but after a while you won't hear it any more without assistance. Just working next to an old external scsi drive for a couple years gave me tinnitis in my left ear. Can't imagine what sleeping next to a full rack would do (no getting up and walking away, no lunch breaks, etc).

    8. Re:Noise? by skids · · Score: 1

      An old G4 is still one of the most power-efficient chips available, and it can be passively cooled. Unfortunately, I never built my BOINC space heater out of the bottoms of a bunch of old i-lamps due to almost nobody on the network using linux/ppc clients. Also most distributed projects seems to be targeting larger chunks of RAM per-node than you can fit on those boards.

      I don't fire up my Intel BOINC servers anymore during the winter, just because the noise was driving me nutty. Even with drivers for the SMBIOS the fans really turn out not to have a "low" speed, just "less blazingly fast" However, a IU server underneath the lounger does keep the toes warm, I have to say.

    9. Re:Noise? by skids · · Score: 1

      They are louder than an oil furnace, once you get a few of them in there. Moreover, they produce frequencies that are considerably harder on the mind.

    10. Re:Noise? by hal2814 · · Score: 1

      "Can't imagine what sleeping next to a full rack would do"

      Well, the worst side-effect is that sometimes in the middle of the night I'll reach over and play with the full rack and my wife will slap me and tell me to go back to sleep. Otherwise, it's pretty nice.

    11. Re:Noise? by xaxa · · Score: 1

      Why is it next to your bed? Why do you leave it on overnight?

      I live near to a very busy railway line, and a little further from another. I hear a train about every minute or two in the day, and every five-ten minutes overnight (if I'm awake). The noise isn't annoying -- there are plenty of trees in between, so it's a quiet ssssshhhh-click-clack-click-clack-sssshhh -- but it's nice when I visit somewhere in the countryside and it's completely quiet.

      I work underneath the approach path for a major (very major!) airport. There's a flight overhead every 90-120 seconds for most of the day. It's really, really annoying. I certainly notice the rare occasions when the airport is closed (e.g. the Icelandic volcano), it's fantastic.

    12. Re:Noise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I've only got a few bits of gear in a small rack in my basement, and I can hear it on a quiet day."

      then you need to move out of your mom's basement.

    13. Re:Noise? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Excellent response, but to be a true slashdotter, it should be your own rack and/or s/wife/mom/

    14. Re:Noise? by blair1q · · Score: 1

      No, all it takes is for someone to put a couple of hundred dollars of design work into the airflow.

      Run the fans at a speed that doesn't cause the air to shear, use some streamlining on the intakes and exhaust grates, and you will get significant cfm without anyone knowing it's happening.

    15. Re:Noise? by blair1q · · Score: 1

      My current electric heater can't do folding@home

      Stock it with Legionella and I bet it can.

    16. Re:Noise? by Anrego · · Score: 1

      On a desktop that's hard...

      On high density rack mount gear (at least enough density to generate any substantial heat) .. I'll believe it when I see it... ..

    17. Re:Noise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10 racks of servers has nothing on my GPUnoise and heatwise

  6. Report??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Repost???? This was somewhat posted a day or two ago!

  7. What about kids by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

    I don't trust coop IT students around a rack of server, what about my 4 year old?

    1. Re:What about kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Much like you do with your fucking furnace (at least I hope you do if you have a 4 year old) put up a fucking barrier to keep the kid out.

    2. Re:What about kids by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      Your four year old isn't likely to have drunken parties, or sneak behind the rack with his/her significant other for a little "alone time"...

      So, I think I'd trust the four year old more.

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    3. Re:What about kids by maxume · · Score: 1

      Just don't let him take the ax into the basement.

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    4. Re:What about kids by timeOday · · Score: 1

      One supposes the servers would at least be in a cage.

    5. Re:What about kids by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      Have you considered anger management?

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    6. Re:What about kids by dwillden · · Score: 1

      Maybe not drunken parties or the "alone" time, but me thinks you underestimate the destructive power of this fully functional four year old child (and his junior siblings).

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    7. Re:What about kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or at least the child...

    8. Re:What about kids by skids · · Score: 1

      Four-year-olds like buttons. And pushing them. A lot.

    9. Re:What about kids by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      The servers getting into the child is what we are trying to prevent.

    10. Re:What about kids by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      since these are in consumer's homes I'm sure they're not going to ship you a traditional rack of servers.

      Intel's been talking about using Atom cpus for servers because they cut power by 75%. I'd imagine they'd ship you something the size of a microwave with a dozen or so CPUs in it. If the server is also a good 8-port wifi bgn router and they agree to give me free high-speed broadband (since they're using a good portion of it) and they install it in my existing central heating unit then I'd consider allowing them to put one in my basement.

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    11. Re:What about kids by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      A charged wire on the outside of the button will fix that.

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    12. Re:What about kids by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

      +1 for being one of the rare people who can form a valid reply.

    13. Re:What about kids by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      I prefer not to fuck furnaces due to a high probability of burns, or barriers due to a high probability of scratches. I prefer women, because they are usually physically soft and, although sometimes very hot, not likely to induce burns.
      Is there a name for your preference?

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  8. AC Just aint workin anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's cooler outside then in our house and our electric bill for our AC was $1,000.00 this month. Microsoft said the servers were running too hot and made us install a bigger cooling system as part of the deal for the free heat in the Winter months.

    1. Re:AC Just aint workin anymore by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      You really need to look into an A/C system that can draw in outside air. If the outside temperature is closer to the desired temperature, it should draw in the outside air. Such systems do exist, and if your bill is that high, you'll recoup the costs in just a few months.

          We just got done shutting down an in-house (err, in-office) datacenter. There were 4 5-ton air conditioners, and a dozen racks full of equipment. When we were done, the power bill dropped by about $7,000/mo. The really sad part is, we replaced most of that equipment with one rack in a colo facility, and a couple gaming-style desktops to run VMs that were necessary in the office.

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    2. Re:AC Just aint workin anymore by gnapster · · Score: 1

      Whoosh...

    3. Re:AC Just aint workin anymore by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

      Well, maybe this is only feasible for areas where it's "winter" all year round?

      Is this only feasible if the servers can be left on 365 days per year? Can they be shut down during the summer as other suggest, while a clone is used in winter-areas?

  9. really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And what will be done with this "free heat" during the summer?

    1. Re:really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Turn your data furnace off, and see your latency spike as your cloud is now in Australia, New Zealand, Argentina and Chile

    2. Re:really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still take hot showers in the summer. I guess they can just turn off some of the boxes and have some of the load handled by servers where it is still winter. However, I imagine an army of penguins marching in and taking all these servers - for the lulz.

    3. Re:really? by bitingduck · · Score: 1

      Hot Tub

    4. Re:really? by Locutus · · Score: 1

      ssssssssh, that's a feature they'll fix in the update SP1. They are a marketing company first and foremost so don't worry about it, that'll be handled when the time comes with lots of press releases too.

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    5. Re:really? by JSBiff · · Score: 1

      It magically transforms into "expensive air conditioning"?

  10. Ideal World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In an ideal world this would be a really good solution - when two tasks that are going to have to happen anyway overlap, we as a society can and should make them into one task. But again, because people are inherently not trustworthy, I can see the logistics of this being really difficult to work out.

  11. Here's a word I hardly ever use by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 1

    "Poppycock"

    This reminds me of nothing so much as "Diesel powered typewriter in your future!" or "Flying cars: coming soon!" from Popular Science/Mechanics articles from the 50s. In other words, never gonna happen.

    1. Re:Here's a word I hardly ever use by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      I know. Fucking ridiculous, right? My typewriter only takes 93 octane gasoline or it starts missing vowels like crazy. It would be so awesome if I could run it on diesel.

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  12. What about the summer season.. by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1, Troll
    ... will I have to add air conditioning to get rid of the heat?

    .
    Typical Microsoft, providing a half-baked, but nice-sounding for marketing sound-bites, solution.

    1. Re:What about the summer season.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So you don't need hot water in the summer?

    2. Re:What about the summer season.. by pyrr · · Score: 4, Funny

      You will just have to...

      ...open your Windows.

    3. Re:What about the summer season.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do, but not millions of liters of it.

    4. Re:What about the summer season.. by Cogita · · Score: 1

      You will just have to...

      ...open your Windows.

      Oww.... That pun was terrible. ;-)

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    5. Re:What about the summer season.. by Vectormatic · · Score: 3, Funny

      you forget steps 2 and 4:

      You will just have to...

      2) *put on sunglasses*

      ...open your Windows.

      4) YEEEEAAAAAAAH

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    6. Re:What about the summer season.. by JBMcB · · Score: 1

      A rack generates heat all day long. I use hot water for, maybe, twenty minutes a day. What are you going to do with the rest of that heat?

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    7. Re:What about the summer season.. by vlm · · Score: 1

      ... will I have to add air conditioning to get rid of the heat?

      Been there, done that, in the basement its not much of an issue. Takes it from 60 degrees 24x7 up to a more pleasant 70.

      The problem you didn't think of was the required dehumidifier. And a working sump pump.

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    8. Re:What about the summer season.. by faridx82 · · Score: 0

      Fire up vista for maximum warmth!

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    9. Re:What about the summer season.. by pyrr · · Score: 1

      I *almost* did that, but I already felt dirty enough for going for that low-hanging fruit...

    10. Re:What about the summer season.. by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1
      Electricity (which is effectively what the server rack uses to provide heat) is too expensive for me to use it to heat water in the summer. I use other, less expensive, means to obtain hot water.

      .
      What would probably be better solutions for Microsoft "Research" to investigate are:

      1 - how to capture and use waste heat from a data center to provide the energy needs for the surrounding community

      2 - how to reduce the energy requirements of a data center

    11. Re:What about the summer season.. by eharvill · · Score: 1

      I'm sure it would be trivial to create a system that moves the heat from inside of the house to outside of the house.

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    12. Re:What about the summer season.. by TheCycoONE · · Score: 1

      I believe we call such a system an Air Conditioner, which is exactly what the article was trying to avoid.

    13. Re:What about the summer season.. by eharvill · · Score: 1

      I was thinking more along the lines of a clothes dryer. Moving heat from a specific area (the "server" room) directly outside of the house. Using a simple damper mechanism to blow hot air into the house during the winter and blow that same hot air outside during the warmer months. Not exactly air conditioning.

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    14. Re:What about the summer season.. by JBMcB · · Score: 1

      So now there's another hole in my house. Make that two holes, one for air coming in and one for hot air blowing out. Now the air coming in needs to be cleaned and de-humidified. And, if it's a particularly hot day, cooled down, unless you have a gigantic fan blowing tons of air through the racks to get the thermal load down.

        I.E. it needs to be air conditioned.

      This proposal just doesn't make any sense. Servers need cold, clean, relatively dry air. There's tons of it outside in the winter. The only way to get it in the summer is AC. Seeing as how heating a house is much, much cheaper than cooling it, I don't see how this could work.

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  13. lack of physical security won't be an issue by Benson+Arizona · · Score: 1

    "lack of physical security won't be an issue" - room thermostats on the other hand...

  14. Maintenance by necro81 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And what happens when a drive goes bad at 3 am? I understand these are mostly mirroring content to be closer to the user, so all you'd get is increased latency when the data isn't more closely available, but who is going to want to have some maintenance tech over to their basement a couple times a year to replace a dead hard drive or blade server?

    And how do you handle liability? If a pipe bursts and floods the place, who eats the loss for the equipment (or whose insurance company more likely)? What about a break-in?

    An alternate approach might be to have a medium-sized data center, where all the hardware is inside a dedicated building and tended to by the usual acolytes, and have the waste heat serve as an input to a heating district of several nearby buildings. Unfortunately, 40-50 C heat is especially low grade from a building systems standpoint, so even this idea may not fly.

    1. Re:Maintenance by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      And what happens when a drive goes bad at 3 am? I understand these are mostly mirroring content to be closer to the user, so all you'd get is increased latency when the data isn't more closely available, but who is going to want to have some maintenance tech over to their basement a couple times a year to replace a dead hard drive or blade server?

      I was staying with a friend for a while, who runs a datacenter at home. The "spare" bedroom was the server room. Those 3am emergencies usually involved waking me up to fix it. There's really something to be said for a datacenter, where the resident expert is literally sleeping 10 feet from the servers. And I didn't mind. It was a little loud, but the supplemental A/C was very nice during the summer. :) The house may have been 80 degrees, but the server room was constantly 72. Winters were just as nice. It may be 30 degrees out, but the A/C rarely kicked on, and it was still 72 all winter.

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    2. Re:Maintenance by PRMan · · Score: 1

      And what if someone downloads something nasty and the feds break your door down because it's cached on your server. You can't get sued by the MAFIAA for having a heater in your basement.

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    3. Re:Maintenance by c · · Score: 1

      > And how do you handle liability? If a pipe bursts and floods the place, who
      > eats the loss for the equipment (or whose insurance company more likely)?
      > What about a break-in?

      Not to mention having your door kicked down at 4am by a SWAT team, your dog shot, and your furnace and water heater confiscated because the authorities traced the kiddie porn some asshole stored on the server in your basement...

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    4. Re:Maintenance by adolf · · Score: 1

      For the longest time, as a kid, we had a gas meter in our house. It was just at the bottom of the basement steps.

      The dude responsible for reading this meter had a key to the door by the steps. He'd just let himself in, announce "Gas Man" to whoever might be in earshot, read the the meter, and lock up afterward. This usually happened very early in the morning, before the sun was up: It might as well have been 3 AM, since everyone was usually still asleep anyway.

      It never was a problem. But then, I grew up in a nice neighborhood, and we never bothered to lock the doors on the house (except, somewhat ironically, the side door that the gas man used).

      If someone would like to help themselves in and out of my house in order to give me free heat and fast Intarwebs, instead to tally up how much to charge me money for heat, I'm all for it. It sounds like a much better bargain than my previous forays with non-paying housemates. I'll even make sure there's good coffee and cold beer for them if I know when they're showing up.

      Meanwhile, flooding: It's not so hard to keep equipment safe from artificial floods. Just keep it out of the basement to eliminate the presence of standing water, and use appropriately-rated NEMA enclosures. (Or, you know: Just never locate it adjacent to plumbing.)

      Break-ins? Between alarms and security fasteners, this sounds like a big "meh" to me: There's always another house down the block with just as much household crap that doesn't have any alarms at all. From the perspective of a common thief, the data center in my spare bedroom full of specialized and difficult-to-sell hardware is not an ideal target.

    5. Re:Maintenance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that happens, cue 'Aquarela do Brasil' and call Central Services...while watching Gilliam's masterpiece Brasil. This reads like several scenes in it.

    6. Re:Maintenance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM did just this with waste heat from a datacenter - I can't find out the link for where just at the moment, but it's been done.

    7. Re:Maintenance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh that's right : http://spectrum.ieee.org/computing/hardware/ibm-tests-heating-homes-with-datacenter-waste-heat .

    8. Re:Maintenance by Bengie · · Score: 1

      I was imagining something more along the lines of a small datacenter near residential houses, like each block, and the hot water gets pumped from the mini-center to everyone's houses.

      They do something like this, except for cooling in some places. Instead of each data center having it's own cooling, the have one large chiller to cool water. They run the chiller at night and freeze most of the water. Then during the day, the pump the water to the other data centers. Overall it uses less power and it also uses very little peak power.

      I forget which cities implemented this, but they said it saved a lot of money for local businesses.

      Same thing, but with heat, and for residential.

    9. Re:Maintenance by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          Well, it sounds similar to the steam pipe system in New York City. That's been in place since the 1800's.

          For cooling, most residential areas already have most of the infrastructure in place for cooling. Tap water is usually around 60-some degrees. This varies by the depth of the water pipes, and the ground temperature. It could be circulated through residential A/C systems instead of the freon system, and passed back to the city. The problem there would be that tap water is also assumed to be clean. By introducing so many unknown factors (places people could access the system for injection), you'd run into trouble.

          Imagine every home in a neighborhood using it, and a sizable percentage of the homes using water softeners. You'd end up with lovely salt water coming out of the pipes rather quickly, due to multiple passes through an unknown number of water softeners.

          I recommend water filters with carbon in them, to take out impurities and remove the chlorine. That works very well for a single residence, but if you're passing the water back to the city, you're reducing the amount of chlorine present, which could lead to bacterial contamination of the water supply. That and the pesky risk of some lunatic injecting their own chemicals into the municipal water supply.

          If a parallel water system were implemented, it would work very well though. The temperature stabilization system could be a relatively closed loop (assuming no leaks). For good temperature stabilization, the pipes would need to be fairly deep, and the above ground pipes insulated very well. Even still, you'd run the risk of unwanted temperature changes in large communities, as the temperature changes as it runs through individual houses. Obviously, NYC has addressed that over a century ago, which I'm sure is related to proper routing of the steam pipes.

          There are people using ground water temperature stabilization, either with recirculated water in a closed system, or fresh water replenishment. There's a university (I'm too lazy to search for it right now), that uses lake water. It goes to a pump house, where it meets a heat exchanger to keep a closed loop system at a stable temperature. Deep water usually has a constant temperature, unchanged by surface conditions. I've seen other small scale systems, which use underground pipes, usually buried 15 to 30 feet below ground level. The can use water, or even just air, to stabilize their home temperature. Those systems are rare though. It wouldn't be unreasonable to have a heat sink farm, where heat exchanging pipes are buried 15 to 30 feet deep. The surface can still be used normally, for things like farm land. The problem comes when a pipe needs to be repaired. It would require digging up that section. For that reason, installing a system like that under a residential area would not work.

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  15. Only in autumn and winter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice idea but not really. In spring and summer I have no need for a heating device in my house...

  16. Lots of power needed by jgreco · · Score: 1

    We were successfully staying off natural gas until January in Wisconsin by running a rack of servers. The cost in electricity, however, was greater than the cost of natural gas to do heating. We've realized a savings as we've virtualized. In any case, there are other problems ... for example, it isn't clear that a home would have the bandwidth to support a meaningful cloud cluster or the environment to suit, including protected power. Also, a rack of servers can be a very noisy thing, and then there's the question of who does routine maintenance and when.

    1. Re:Lots of power needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure they are suggesting infrastructure providers to implement this in a cooperative manner in sensible locations. They would be running servers anyway (power), and they have bandwidth and mobile technicians anyway. Heat pumps are not silent anyway, and generally have dedicated spaces.

      Don't think of things in isolation -- think of them as a system in their environment, and you'll do a lot better.

    2. Re:Lots of power needed by jgreco · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure the subject said "Microsoft Suggests Heating Homes With Data Furnaces."

      So I'm thinking about things in context. Further, I do have some experience with leveraging waste heat in office, commercial, data center, and home environments, and I'm pretty sure most home, commercial, and office environments (most certainly the home environments) typically do not have much bandwidth or mobile technicians available.

    3. Re:Lots of power needed by Archwyrm · · Score: 1

      it isn't clear that a home would have the bandwidth to support a meaningful cloud cluster

      Could be the kick in the pants that this country needs to actually deploy the high bandwidth data connections that, you know, every other first world country already has.

      I am continuously teased by UTOPIA a fiber to the premises network here in Utah with speeds ranging up to 100 Mbps, but it is only available in smaller municipalities that weren't successfully lobbied by Comcast and Qwest pointing out how "bad of an idea" it was.

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    4. Re:Lots of power needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, a rack of servers can be a very noisy thing, and then there's the question of who does routine maintenance and when.

      Exactly! Let us not forget the possibility of signal interference in an off-air TV/radio situation. A cloud server running in a home could cause that unless it it shielded properly. How you would do that, I have no idea given the fact that the shielding would have to withstand the heat that the server generates.

  17. There's no security without physical security. by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

    Microsoft Research thinks that ... lack of physical security won't be an issue.

    I think they've overlooked the way some households run. At my house, there's always someone awake. There's always someone within 100 feet of my computers. And, the private arsenal is stocked better than any datacenter I've seen. Well, it's better than some police stations I've seen. And as for police response, it's 3 minutes. That's not including the two households on the block with law enforcement officers living in them.

    I've seen in-office "professional" server rooms, where from 7pm to 8am the only security is a handful of video cameras recording, and a key-locked glass front door. Even datacenters aren't all that secure. I've shown up in the wee hours of the morning, to find the one person on duty sleeping in the security office. In most datacenters, I've found ways to subvert their physical security. Sure, the front door may have biometric scanners and man traps. The back door or freight entrance may have a single key lock, and no one on that side of the building during the off hours. One of those buildings happened to house one of Microsoft's datacenters. :) Tell me about physical security concerns again...

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    1. Re:There's no security without physical security. by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      I think they mean physical hardware security, not physical location security.

    2. Re:There's no security without physical security. by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      heck i would bet that say an eight pound sledge would have you bypassing the walls directly (yes this would be a very literal brute force attack) in most buildings.

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    3. Re:There's no security without physical security. by mlts · · Score: 1

      Where there is a will, there is a way.

      Lets say someone makes a standardized "cube" that would set off tamper alarms should the case be entered without a code inputted, it disarmed from remote, or similar. This has been done with some HP and Compaq boxes which used solenoid locking and chassis intrusion sensors.

      Someone will figure out with a fiber optic endoscope where the sensors are, and eventually find a way to bypass them. Once this is done, it is a relatively trivial matter of forensic work of dumping the RAM to pull out the encryption keys, disable the GPS alarm, then stealing the enclosure and decrypting the contents.

      Nothing beats physical security, defense in depth, and layered security. This isn't revolutionary stuff -- in the 1970s, IBM made handbooks on how to make sure the mainframes were put in theft resistant buildings with design of the locks and rooms to deter physical access layer by layer. Someone comes in with a sawed off 12 gauge? That is what man traps, holdup alarms and duress codes were designed for. Someone bribes another employee? That is what audit logs and separation of duties are for.

    4. Re:There's no security without physical security. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great, it sounds like you're all ready to host a right wing militia's web site.

    5. Re:There's no security without physical security. by cusco · · Score: 1

      When I first started in the physical security industry we were installing some glass break detectors and I asked the project manager if the detectors would alarm on anything else. Puzzled, he said, "Like what?" Well, what if someone took a chain saw to that plywood and drywall wall over there? Nope, there doesn't seem to be a chainsaw detector on the market, or one for an eight pound sledge either.

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    6. Re:There's no security without physical security. by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          You know, I raised that point one day at a datacenter we were moving into. There was a small hole by the front door, which was probably made by a bit of mishandled equipment (i.e., dropped server). The salesman was bragging about the security, how the guard's window had 4" bullet proof glass in front of it. How the doors were electronically controlled and magnetically sealed.

          I tapped the wall under the guard's window with my foot. It sounded like a normal gypsum board wall. I then pointed at the hole by the door. A small hand sledge would knock a hole in the wall very gracefully, allowing the person outside to reach in and open the door. I then said "The glass is nice. But would the wall under it take a blast from a 12 gauge?"

          His response was something to the effect that the guard has my drivers license, which they required to go past the room we were standing in. That's nice and all, but if I were a thief, doing a frontal assault on the suite, the fact the guard has my drivers license means very little.

          We were introduced to the only other person that was in the suite. So in the middle of the day, there was one security guard, and one tech on shift. How quaint.

          He pointed out the heavy gauge chain link fencing for the cages. Mmm, very impressive. Except I pointed out they don't reach the ceiling (they almost never do), and that the cage gate can be released from inside without a key or code.

          He just gave up at that point. We installed our equipment and left. We ended up pulling out of that location a year later, at the end of our contract. It wasn't the security. They're all the same. Their bandwidth absolutely sucked though. We only kept that equipment up as a last resort in case of multiple-site outages, rather than using it in our load balancing. We'd test it for a couple hours once a month, see that it was horrible, and removed those nodes.

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    7. Re:There's no security without physical security. by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          Ya, I've been told that by people who don't know me. Once you get to know me, you'll realize I don't follow partisan politics. I'm a believer that the rights as outlined in the constitution are immutable. As far as that goes, I'm exercising my 1st amendment right to say this, and you are exercising your 5th amendment right by posting AC.

          The right to bear arms, and your personal safety and security (2nd and 4th amendments) were written to ensure that no government would hold an insurmountable power over the people.

          Most people have long since forgotten about these. We now see a police state as being normal, and waive our rights for whatever the current reason is. (Communists, Terrorists, etc).

          In reality, I don't see the citizens of the US as being willing to support a revolution. Even if greater than 50% were willing, it would be a massacre. The military is simply too well armed. During Bush's administration, I wondered if he would finally push the people to their breaking point. He had laid the groundwork for martial law for whatever reason he deemed necessary, and to have the full resources of the military behind him.

          So what good are my guns? They're good for target shooting. They're available if I ever need one for personal defense (i.e., home invasion). And once people know that not only do I have firearms, but I am well trained and very accurate, they tend to feel safer knowing I'm around. I'm very proud of the fact that in my 30-some years, I have never needed a weapon. Every incident I've been involved in, I was able to talk the person down without the threat of physical violence. A well armed pacifist, you could say.

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  18. Classic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Classic Microsoft thinking.

  19. Call it "Steam Cloud" Computing by magian · · Score: 1

    Let's make a whole industry around this buzzname!

    1. Re:Call it "Steam Cloud" Computing by daid303 · · Score: 1
  20. Good idea for perma-winter climates by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    This would work great in frosty climates that need heating pretty much all the time, but how many people live in those areas?

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    1. Re:Good idea for perma-winter climates by danpat · · Score: 1

      Me. It's 6C outside right now and snowing on the hilltops. It's the middle of summer here.

  21. Too much heat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know if anyone has looked at the weather in the middle of the country, but we don't need any more heat! :D

    Seriously, my office is always a lot warmer than the rest of my house, this is a no brainer.

  22. Old idea by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

    This is an old idea, I have heard of power plants that ship off their "cool" steam streams off to near by industry and business to provide heat so now instead of power plant waste heat it is now server waste heat. What I want to know is hosting one of these mini clouds going to generate more revenue for me than the power it costs to run it. If it can't then what is the point since natural gas heating is cheaper than electrical heating, better still would be geothermal heat pump. Come to think of it the upfront costs would probably be similar to a geothermal heat pump but the heat pump you can also use in the summer so you would come out even farther ahead.

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  23. re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This brings a whole new meaning to co-location.

  24. That's no excuse for inefficiency by cpghost · · Score: 1

    That /Microsoft/ suggests this is kind of ironic, isn't it? But even without the irony, there's no excuse for power-inefficient servers nowadays (no matter what OS they run). Sure, every computer and every piece of electronics will be well below 100% efficiency, energy-wise, but c'mon, are they even trying to inch closer at all? Maybe electricity bills are still too low to justify the R&D needed to get better hardware (like, say, ARM servers)?

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    1. Re:That's no excuse for inefficiency by j-beda · · Score: 1

      All electronic do-dads are essentially 100% efficient - as heaters. Other than some sound energy and a bit of electrical energy being carried away by the network connection, conservation of energy tells you that essentially all of the electric energy used by the device ends up as heat energy (where else could it go?). In terms of computational use of that energy, I think people talk about energy use per unit of computation - however it makes no sense to talk about such efficiency in percentages since there is no easily defined "100%" to be a goal.

    2. Re:That's no excuse for inefficiency by vlm · · Score: 1

      there's no excuse for power-inefficient servers nowadays

      Sure there is. Its a capital expense vs an ongoing perhaps off budget expense.

      In most situations, power is cheap compared to labor and equipment. Its very easy to get in a penny wise pound foolish situation... Use half the power by spending twice as much on the equipment, and, if still in use, it'll pay for itself in 2111. That raid array is just wasting power keeping all 5 drives powered up, we'll just leave one unplugged all the time till we need it. That tape backup robot uses a lot of electricity, I guess we don't need backups.

      "green" marketing is all about paying dollars worth of embedded / manufactured energy, to save pennies per year of energy.

      This is before we get into labor costs.. The environmental costs of having a thousand admins maintaining a million Arduino cluster to replace one guy and one amd64 box is much worse than the total power consumed by the big amd64 box, even if the adruinos were magically solar powered or something.

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    3. Re:That's no excuse for inefficiency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But for heating efficiency, 100% is not the maximum. Heat pumps can achieve greater than 100% efficiency (i.e. spend 1 W, get 2 W of heat) if the outside temperature isn't too low.

    4. Re:That's no excuse for inefficiency by dpilot · · Score: 1

      That's simply an artifact of mis-measuring your gazintas and gozoutas. You're calling that >100% by only measuring the electrical energy, and neglecting the thermal energy being sucked out of the ground. It's another example of the "externalized cost" problem. For instance, coal is cheap only when you ignore the various pollutants it emits, greenhouse gas contributions, long-term health effects on workers, potential destruction of usable land, (particularly for strip mining) etc. Since our society doesn't properly measure these costs, coal is "cheap."

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    5. Re:That's no excuse for inefficiency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ignoring the heat pump argument posited by the other AC, you are also ignoring the losses in electricity generation and transmission, taking these into account then burning natural gas in a home boiler is more efficient than burning it at a power plant, generating electricity, transmitting electricity to the home, then converting it back to heat. Sure, if the home is already relying on electricity for heating, then using a computer as a heater can be a win, but if they use gas for heating the case isn't clear cut.

    6. Re:That's no excuse for inefficiency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see the problem with it in this case, since we are causing global warming as it is, what is the problem with borrowing a bit of this extra heat back to warm houses? And it is just borrowing since all the heat brought from the environment into a house via a heat pump will escape back into the environment.

    7. Re:That's no excuse for inefficiency by dpilot · · Score: 1

      No problem at all. I was merely bringing things back into line the the Third Law. Using excess environmental heat is a great idea.

      Personally I think it would be better if that same heat pump were using the geothermal wells as a heat dump during summer air-conditioning season, as well. That way our in-ground water reservoir remains closer to heat-neutral over the course of a year - pulling heat out in the winter and dumping it back in during the summer. If it's shallow, it probably doesn't matter for spit. If it's deep, it may be significant.

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  25. Original Pentium by clonan · · Score: 2

    I remember an article in PC World about the original pentium chips. The author suggested the ideal placement of the chip was on the outside of the case with the writting:

    "Place Coffee Here to Keep Warm"

    1. Re:Original Pentium by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

      Still true with many systems today - especially laptops with high powered graphics. Put your coffee next to the exhaust vent and it'll stay warm much longer :)

    2. Re:Original Pentium by VolciMaster · · Score: 2

      I remember an article in PC World about the original pentium chips. The author suggested the ideal placement of the chip was on the outside of the case with the writting:

      "Place Coffee Here to Keep Warm"

      Ahh yes, "nothing quite like a Pentium on a cold winter's day"

    3. Re:Original Pentium by amn108 · · Score: 1

      I HATE warm laptops!

    4. Re:Original Pentium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put your coffee next to the exhaust vent and it'll stay warm much longer :)

      Unfortunately for forgetful me, that's usually where I put my glass of cold Cola :(

    5. Re:Original Pentium by Chruisan · · Score: 1

      When I was a Facilities Engineer I had a lot of problems with people placing their desktops/laptops with the exhaust facing the zone thermostat. I would get calls that they were freezing cold and alarms that zone temperature was too high because the thermostat was reading the exhaust tempreature.

    6. Re:Original Pentium by dasherjan · · Score: 1

      You got that right. I shudder to think how cold my crappy college apartment would of been without it!

    7. Re:Original Pentium by Nemesisghost · · Score: 1

      This was a big problem at the last house I lived in. My room had 3 computers in it(desktop, server, & a laptop) and it was the closest to the thermostat. We were always freezing, even when the AC was set at a reasonable level.

    8. Re:Original Pentium by mmontour · · Score: 1

      "Place Coffee Here to Keep Warm"

      This guy cooked an egg on an AMD CPU.

    9. Re:Original Pentium by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Actually that was suboptimal. The optimal solution for keeping your coffee warm puts out only about 20 watts. Those Pentiums were dumping on the order of 200 watts into the air. You could brew coffee on that.

      Now it's no longer necessary, of course. I have two quad-core boxes stacked by my side, here, and have to lean over to see the lights to know they're running. Fan noise is a thing of the past.

    10. Re:Original Pentium by RobbieThe1st · · Score: 1

      Heh, true. Though that doesn't mean it isn't dumpiing loads of heat into the air.
      My amd quad's generally very quiet - Got a nice 120mm fan on a quality heatpipe cooler, but despite that, the rig draws at least 250W at idle, 350 while gaming. Which means that's about how mucit's dumping into the air. But it's quiet while doing it!

    11. Re:Original Pentium by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      (1) Move rooms

      (2) Move thermostat.

      Take whichever is the least complicated course.

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  26. Sounds great.... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    So will they pay for the electrical AND the data pipe to it? I get free heat...
    From what I know of Microsoft, IT will cost more than buying a 99.99576% efficient HVAC system.

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  27. what about power? and bandwith by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Most home don't have any thing near what a data center has for power back up much less homes that are wired for running a big rack of systems and a cheap DIY can lead to a big fire.
    Also the power grid is not set up for that much power at the home if a full block of homes all have this. There was this block that had so many Christmas lights that they overloaded and blowed up a transformer.

    Also storms can take out power / data lines for days and the cable nodes battery can die even if you have power the nodes on the line from your house to the headend can have no power and die after like 8 hours.

    Flooding can wipe out a lot of hardware.

    the cable nodes can hit there max capacity and slow down the speed also cable upload is not that fast as well.

  28. What's with the comments about homes? by Yvan256 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's what Microsoft said:

    data furnaces in residential areas

    They didn't say "data furnaces in residential houses". The plan is to build these things and connect houses to them, not build these things directly inside homes. So all these comments about kids running around, insurance, etc are not relevant.

    1. Re:What's with the comments about homes? by FranTaylor · · Score: 1

      Yeah because the homeowners can breach those cooling pipes and nothing bad will happen, really.

    2. Re:What's with the comments about homes? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Homeowners can already breach water mains, sewage and gas pipes with varying degrees of Bad Shit happening if they are of a mind to. They tend not to however.

    3. Re:What's with the comments about homes? by hodet · · Score: 1
      If you read the pdf from Microsoft the first line says this;

      "....In this paper, we argue that servers can be sent to homes and office buildings and used as a primary heat source."

      So I don't think people have misread anything.

    4. Re:What's with the comments about homes? by welshie · · Score: 1

      It's district heating. Very wise use of waste heat, rather than just wasting energy throwing air conditioning at it and throwing the waste heat away from a data centre, you duct the surplus hot air through insulated pipes at a local neighbourhood. (or you pass it through a heat exchanger to warm a liquid which is then piped to local housing / swimming pools / public buildings etc).

    5. Re:What's with the comments about homes? by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      I have a picture somewhere of a homeowner who breached a high pressure gas line, or the aftermath, rather. Bad Shit happening indeed.

    6. Re:What's with the comments about homes? by Locutus · · Score: 1

      They already have this to some extent in the Microsoft Windows based AT&T Uverse utility boxes spreading around. Have you ever walked by one of those and hear the fans they require? There was also a time when the UPS batteries in those boxes were blowing up due to heating issues. Some Microsoft employee probably walked by one in Milwaukee and noticed the snow melted around it and came up with the idea of heating homes around the neighborhood.

      LoB

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    7. Re:What's with the comments about homes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another alternative is Yoga studios. There is one of those every quarter mile throughout the US. Imagine the energy savings.

    8. Re:What's with the comments about homes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually reading the MS research paper, it is in the residential house.

      Its just that residential houses tend to be clumped together in residential areas.

      It wouldn't make sense to put the DF into one location and then transfer the heat to another building. It would require ripping up streets and setting up steam tunnels, etc.

      From the paper:

      Because DFs serve as a primary heat source in homes, we first perform a simulation study to understand the heating demands for a single family house across the climatic zones in the U.S.. Based on the results, we discuss the expected savings if DFs were used in each zone. We use ballpark gures and back-of-the-envelope calculations; the exact numbers depend on the specic households and data centers under consideration.

      Reading the article over, I do not see how the homeowner is getting anything out of it. Unless the theory is that because the DF goes into the home, then the company that owns the DF is paying for the power consumption, and the homeowner gets "free heating" or rents the DF as part of the heating cost.

      In a perfectly sealed home, with very minimal heat loss, this could work. The only way to get to those are new construction.

      However, older homes are not sealed well, and have numerous holes to begin with. Also poor construction practices have created numerous entry points of heat loss.

    9. Re:What's with the comments about homes? by KahabutDieDrake · · Score: 1

      What breached gas main might look like

      http://www.indybay.org/uploads/2010/09/18/159403657-550x412.jpg

      http://media.sacbee.com/static/weblogs/photos/images/2010/sep10/san_bruno_sm/san_bruno_02.jpg

      http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BSZ5QQi2Puk/TTr5MYXsmCI/AAAAAAAAAY0/NXFeEVK_vWU/s1600/gas_explosion_san_bruno.jpg

    10. Re:What's with the comments about homes? by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      I always think it's interesting in pictures like that, that you often see a completely leveled house right next to a house that looks completely undamaged.

  29. Low Latency Cloud Server? by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 2

    What? You mean like a normal PC with a hard drive in it? Whats next, the amazing photonelectro stick, push a button and a ray of light springs out from the glass covered end?

    1. Re:Low Latency Cloud Server? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your idea of what the Cloud does is sorely lacking...

  30. why not put data centers at cable headends? by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    They have
    back up power
    staff on side / on call
    big data links
    close to homes not as much as this but still more local than other data centers.

    do the same thing with the phone CO's.

  31. Cogeneration by OzPeter · · Score: 1

    So somebody discovered cogeneration (again). Isn't this the second story of this type on /. in the last week?

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  32. Security by vlm · · Score: 1

    lack of physical security won't be an issue

    Your data might not end up on pirate bay / freenet / i2p, but your copper cables and steel racks WILL end up at the local recycler.

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  33. It could work! by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1

    The suite I work in has never needed to run the heat. Even in the winter, when it's been 10 F outside, the air conditioning has to kick in every now and again.

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    1. Re:It could work! by jgreco · · Score: 1

      Great way to ruin a compressor unless it's been rigged to run that way (hot gas bypass and other stuff). Is there a reason not to use a properly engineered economizer?

    2. Re:It could work! by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1

      Great way to ruin a compressor unless it's been rigged to run that way (hot gas bypass and other stuff). Is there a reason not to use a properly engineered economizer?

      I have absolutely no idea of what sits on our roof. All I know is that the thermostat can automatically shift between AC and heat, and that the only time I've ever seen the heat kick in was when someone raised the setting by about four degrees.

      On another subject, did you ever work for U.S. Dept. of Labor?

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  34. 640 Kelvin oughta be hot enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bill Gates alledgedly said "640 Kelvin oughta be hot enough for anybody" when asked about this.

  35. So many little furnaces by ALeavitt · · Score: 2

    Data Furnaces would be micro data furnaces in residential areas

    And each micro data furnace would be nano data furnaces, which would be even smaller data furnaces still. It's data furnaces all the way down.

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    1. Re:So many little furnaces by Larryish · · Score: 1

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      And these have smaller fleas that bite 'em,
      And so proceed ad infinitum."

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  36. This would make sense by Riceballsan · · Score: 1

    In Alaska and canada maybe, anyone who lives somewhere that actually has weather where you heat up in winter and cool off in summer this would appear to be a counterproductive system. Save $100 a month in november-january plus say get reimbursed an additional 100 a month for data services, pay an extra 200 a month on cooling march-october.

  37. Supplement my Electric Bill? by A10Mechanic · · Score: 1

    If they agreed to supplement and/or pay my electric bill, I'm in!

  38. Dumb Idea by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    Think of the year around electrical cost to run the servers. It is hardly worth it. If companies are worried about heat, build a damn data center at the poles and use the waste heat as part of the power generation, if possible. You could also harness the wind for power as well. This clearly wouldn't work for desert dwellers like me or indeed much of the United States, because, it gets awfully hot during the summer as recent records are being broken. Your air conditioning bill would go through the roof.

  39. Microsoft Security(tm) by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    Microsoft Research thinks that with remote sensor networks, encryption, and other safety measures, lack of physical security won't be an issue.

    Well now I feel much better. Microsoft says that security won't be a problem. What a relief! For a moment there I was worried. Now I can ponder this new definition of "free" coming from Redmond. Is that free as in cracked Windows Activation or free as in after you pay for the installation and the monthly maintenance fee free?

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    1. Re:Microsoft Security(tm) by Archwyrm · · Score: 1

      Your Microsoft Datafurnace will come with a selection of botnets pre-installed at no extra charge!

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  40. Intermittent Demand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    An amusing parallel here is that one of the complaints people have have solar and wind power, is that it isn't always on, so your energy supply will need storage to buffer it. It's an intermittent supply. Those things help but it's hard to rely on them.

    If we use computers as electric heaters, that sounds like a great idea in the winter, although I would need some bigger problems than I currently have, in order to keep my computers busy enough to heat my home.

    (A 45W Athlon II X4 can currently do all the "household chores" and still usually have a load average under 1. (And that's with full disk encryption, even.) I never get around to it, but I ought to be underclocking it or running it with a more conservative power profile (*).)

    If I create these new problems so that I need my computers working hard all winter, WTF am I going to do in the summer? Won't I still "need" these new problems solved, but not want to run the heaters to solve them?

    We're going to have to pick the right problems, falling into a narrow band of value. They're going to have to be worth something, so that I'll have the motivation to run electric heaters in winter instead of cheaper natural gas. OTOH they're going to have to be worth less than the cost of running my swamp cooler.

    What problems could these possibly be?

    (*) Maybe that's part of the answer right there. Tune for efficiency in the summer, and say that a little sluggishness ("honey, when is my show going to be finished commercial-flagging?") is the price of summer, and the computer switches over to "performance mode" in the winter.

  41. Done already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I run BOINC in winter to warm my computer room - what more do you want?

  42. 1... 2... by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    1. It needn't be IN your house. You could just build a cluster of houses or apartments near the data center.
    2. It needn't run all year long, or if it does it needn't vent into the apartments all year long.

    I think this sort of thing is fairly common. I've been to universities and schools that were heated with steam. Heating a bunch of buildings from an efficient energy source is a sensible idea. If you're going to have a data center anyway, it's probably not a bad idea to make use of its excess heat rather than just vent it. Of course, if someone ever invents high-performance computing devices that don't generate all that extra heat, it could change the dynamic of the assumptions under which your house was built.

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  43. Residential seems a poor idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems like you'd have much better success putting these in industrial facilities rather than residential areas. Lots of industries need heat sources too (not just building heat: thing heat for factory equipment melting plastics, etc). If you could standardize a rugged chassis system with a standard heat output, you could work out the finances. The server owner pays the factory more than the power draw is worth for housing and powering it, the factory uses the heat output to boost the efficiency of their existing heat solution (e.g. add the heat into an existing boiler furnace) such that it saves them cash on the heating bill.

    1. Re:Residential seems a poor idea by LeadSongDog · · Score: 1

      Well, no, it's actually a terrible idea. The right place for datacentres is where there is a constant large demand for low-grade heat, such as you get when prewarming a cold industrial feedstock. Think oil sands mines and their bitumen upgraders - they've got a year-round supply of ore at low temperature that must be warmed up. Rather than just burn fuel to do this, use the DC's waste heat to pre-warm it, reducing fuel use. Physical security is way easier in such places, they have to have it anyhow.

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  44. This doesn't make any sense by hodet · · Score: 1
    How can this work? Great you get free heating in the winter but your hydro bill just spiked powering all these servers. Then there is the cooling you will need in the summertime when it isn't 20 below outside.

    Then as parent points out, what about the noise? There will be extra costs with retrofitting any room you have to accommodate this.

    Also the cost of the redundant high speed network connections and the lack of physical security. All this to save a couple of hundred bucks for heating half the year. Does not compute.

    1. Re:This doesn't make any sense by TheLink · · Score: 1

      There's the increased latency as well. Light travels fast but not that fast.

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  45. Been there, done that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been living in one bedroom flats for the last few years and never had to turn my heating system on in two years thanks to my mid-high range gaming rig. (This is England however, there's hardly any temperature variation all year)

  46. wrong solution by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 2

    MS is obviously ignoring the real solution to this heat: low power architectures like ARM.

    If they could make this heating system a reality, it would ensure the life of x86 which they are deeply invested in as tons of server apps still use native x86 code. They may be able to switch over their own server apps but some other apps might get ported.
    Additionally, with people buying new server systems they may decide they are fed up with paying MS, their non-ported server apps, paying for expensive cooling system and paying for high power machines and switch to ARM and Linux because MS isn't ready to switch to ARM.
    Sure Microsoft showed off Win 7 ported but there is a good chance efficiency sucks and the kernel is far from ready and likely runs very slow on 1.2GHz, even with symmetric processing.

    Microsoft could find them losing a substantial part of their remaining server market share to other OSes, primarily Linux that are ready for ARM and just about any other architecture.

    On top of this, their good buddies Intel are completely committed to x86 as they sold off their ARM assets and their attempts to move to their own custom architecture failed miserably. With AMD making strides ahead of Intel Atom in the low power x86 front, making Intel's high heat byproduct a benefit would really give Intel a boost.
    If the market switches to ARM, Intel is completely screwed as there are major players like Texas Instruments invested in the ARM architecture (see OMAP 4 and 5).

    As many of you know, ARM is currently limited to 1.2GHz chips but since that is going to be kicked up to 2+ GHz in 2012 so that isnt a real excuse anymore. The server market has a good chance of switching to ARM servers if savings in software, power and cooling outweigh the cost of new Linux servers in a short period.

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    for those who said "tl;dr" the short version is Microsoft and Intel are scared of the server market moving to ARM CPUs so they want to lock into x86 if they can by setting up permanent heating systems.

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  47. Power efficiency? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is this going to do to the grid though? Increased demand for power for less power efficient micro-clouds means more pollution on the back end.

  48. Efficiency = bad by John+Zero · · Score: 1

    When heating with an air-conditioner, the efficiency is not too good, but not too bad. 1 kWh electric energy = 5-6 kWh heating energy (equivalent). So there is a ratio of 1:5 to 1:6.

    When heating with just electricity, the ratio is 1:1 (1 kWh electic energy = 1 kWh heat equivalent).

    In the end: nice joke from Microsoft.

  49. most rediculous idea ever by e3m4n · · Score: 1

    Just goes to show you that M$ doesn't have any 'big picture' thinkers in their company. Sure its possible to have smaller micro centers to distribute heat but does that do ANYTHING to address the fact that data centers are connected to several tier 1 carriers with BGPv4? How many BGPv4 connections will a house have to have to carriers like SPRINT, Level3, ATT, TWTelecom etc to be viable for colocation?

    What about power? residential areas are the lowest on the food chain for power. What will it take to have backup diesel and a battery plant in your house for a mere 2 racks?

    What about access? Most colocation customers want the ability to get to their equipment or have a consultant get to their equipment to perform hardware maintenance, hardware upgrades, and deal with crisis.

    What about cooling? Now that its summer what impact will this extra heat do for your cooling costs?

    This is why M$ announces exploits practically every few months. Because someone, somewhere, thinks.. "Gee wouldnt it be swell if a gif image could execute programs on a computer whenever they are opened". "Gee wouldnt it be swell if notepad could execute programs from imbedded mime headers of a text file" and never asking the big picture of "What could go wrong? How could someone misuse this?" I am sure glad the NSA doesnt trust M$ with our secrets. If only the Pentagon would pull their head out of their asses. They seriously need to hire a team of nay-sayers just to get the counter point of some of these terrible ideas.

  50. bitcoins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    already raise the temp of my house by 10C

  51. Tradeoff by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    What would be the energy tradeoff running a cloud data center vs conventional heating power consumption? I'd be willing to bet that it's not very cost effective.

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  52. Did this before by Firemouth · · Score: 1

    Back in college when we moved into our apartments, it was unusually cold for September in Michigan and they hadn't switched over from the A/C in the building yet. We closed the door in our bedroom and plugged in a couple PC's. Kept it pretty warm. It also reminds me of living at my parents house. I had to keep my door open because if I closed it, the room would heat up pretty good regardless of the time of year.

  53. Cluster Heating a Greenhouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This idea has been around for a while under various names.
    For example, see this existing cluster used to heat a greenhouse in Indiana:

    http://dthain.blogspot.com/2009/06/grid-heating-putting-data-center-heat.html

  54. Central Services ducts by Idou · · Score: 2

    "Hi there. I want to talk to you about ducts. Do your ducts seem old-fashioned, out of date?"

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  55. Already doing that by dcigary · · Score: 1

    I've already been doing this for years, with a Compaq ML370 server, and 4-5 other misc servers in my "server room". During the winter I barely needed to turn on the furnace. Sucks during the summer though.

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  56. This has already been done in Helsinki by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't microsofts original research, it's already been done in Helsinki Finland.

    Here's a year old article about it in the Guardian: http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2010/jul/20/helsinki-data-centre-heat-homes

  57. It was 98F here a few days ago. by cvtan · · Score: 1

    I assume this server heating system would also function during the summer?

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  58. Easy fix. by Archwyrm · · Score: 1

    Just paint your roof white.

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  59. This is one of the stupidest ideas yet.. by toonces33 · · Score: 1

    If you are interested in heating during the winter, a heat pump uses far less electricity for most people. Using a server is like using electric baseboard heaters, except you might happen to get some useful computing power out of the thing. I don't have any need for any servers that are up 24x7 at home - I shut down my machines when not in use.

    And in the summer, the servers throw off all kinds of heat that the AC system would need to eliminate.

    If MS weren't porking up their software so much, you wouldn't need so much horsepower in the first place, and you wouldn't have all of that excess heat.

  60. Global Carbon Footprint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This will increase the carbon footprint as unneccessary demand for additional servers world-wide increases exponentially. Way to go Microsoft for thinking out your @$$ again..

  61. hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's an interesting idea. It'll never happen though.

  62. Why waste Server's Heat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This same story was on the front page three days ago and with a link to the original PDF in the summary.
    http://hardware.slashdot.org/story/11/07/23/1320207/Why-Waste-Servers-Heat

  63. Thank god. by mbourgon · · Score: 1

    It's already 102 outside, and pushing it down to 40-50 would be a definite improvement. Wait, what's that C mean?

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  64. What about in hot places? by antdude · · Score: 1

    Where would the heat go? :(

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  65. Cost Effective ??? by ilec_geek · · Score: 1

    What have you been smoking? So you want me to replace my $1200 energy efficient gas-burning furnace with a $500,000+ "rack of cloud servers" as a "cost effective" alternative to heating my home??? Are you frakking stupid????

  66. done that by WillgasM · · Score: 1

    A college friend had a Sparc cluster in his closet that did a great job heating his small apartment. Between my big screen, my air cooled rig, and body heat I've never turned the heater on in my own apartment. Of course, Texas winters aren't exactly on par with the rest of the country.

  67. Once again Microsoft discovers the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A colleague of mine used to heat his house with a VAX 11/780 in his basement.

  68. Ask for your money back by bigredradio · · Score: 1

    Having built the shittiest forum interface in all of webdom, did you actually imagine the slashdot staff would subject themselves to such by using it?

    Yeah, don't settle for this crap. Just ask for your money back. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r1CZTLk-Gk

    1. Re:Ask for your money back by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      Everyone who visits the site frequently, submit stories, moderate, etc. are helping the owners make money. They have a right to criticize.

  69. Odd by leadfoot · · Score: 1

    Anyone find the timing of this article a little odd, what with record setting heat in much of the U.S.. Last thing we need it a way to "heat" our homes....

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  70. Business as Usual by Hasai · · Score: 1

    Microsoft Research thinks that with remote sensor networks, encryption, and other safety measures, lack of physical security won't be an issue.

    Um, yup; don't work about security, the fanboyz will buy the crap anyway.
    Sounds like business as usual at Microsoft.

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  71. Conflicted Dependencies by ReadParse · · Score: 1

    It is not wise to create, for something that is desirable, a dependency which is undesirable.

    One example is using tobacco taxes to pay for children's healthcare. It sounds good politically, but then you're dependent on smoking and it's a conflict of interest to get people to stop smoking.

    Another example is when law enforcement agencies find they are dependent on fines from speeding, or assets confiscated from drug dealers. If people stop speeding, or drugs stop coming through the area, which is what they say they want, they'll have a budget crisis. So there's a conflict of interest.

    The example at hand -- heating living space with excess heat from data centers -- is not as controversial. You could argue that there's no particular need to make computers run cooler. But there certainly has been, and continues to be, a lot of research in that area. The potential conflict is enough to fall back on what we have learned -- or in some cases, not yet learned -- from other conflicted dependencies.

  72. Already done that by AG+the+other · · Score: 1

    Back in the day of dial up internet we had a few Lucent Max 4000 and several, I think 6, servers. We rarely turned the heat on till January and even then only had to turn it on for a couple of months.
    Of course a subtropical climate helped but we did heat the office with the servers.

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  73. bitcoin mining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Set up bitcoin mining rigs to heat your home and possibly generate money too!