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NASA Sends Lego Figures to Jupiter
bLanark writes "NASA have teamed up with Lego and will send three specially crafted, minifigures towards Jupiter in a probe to be launched on an Atlas V rocket on Friday. The figures, representing Roman gods Jupiter and Juno, and astronomer Galileo, are machined from aluminum and are the normal size for Lego minifigures. From the article: 'This (until now) secret installation was initiated by NASA scientists, who love Lego as much as anyone and wanted to do something memorable for this mission. They approached Lego and the company loved the idea. It saw the project as a way to promote children’s education and STEM programs.'"
A Lego Odyssey
they should have at least thrown in a standard 8x2 thin black piece mounted vertically as a joke
intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
They could've done something more with the resources they've put into sending these figures to Jupiter, but that's only my opinion.
0) NASA approached Lego
1) Lego underwrote the project; 5K per mini
2) Using identifiable objects is a great way to get kids interested in science.
But wait until it reaches some alien civilization, and then they come back and conquer us with their new Lego machines.
I eat only the real part of complex carbohydrates.
Looks like Juno got the short end of the design stick. Where the other two characters got custom beards, tools and whatnot...she got flowing hair and a frying pan?
Later that decade...
--News Brief--
NASA and Lego jointly announced a product recall today. The recall is a result of their failure to include the following product safety information:
"
Choking Hazard: Contains small parts, not for aliens under 3 galactic units.
Allergy Information: This product is manufactured on shared equipment that processes Earth and Earth compounds.
"
Sending 3 heroes of the western world on a suicide mission where their last moments will be like in Toy Story 3 with the figures silently considering their fate as slowly approach the fiery furnace. Except that this time there is no hope of escape.
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The juno mission web site is a gigantic, slothlike, steaming pile of crap. It takes forever to load, plays music, makes your computer get hot which causes the fans to crank up, forces you to read agonizingly slow text that fades in, etc... I couldn't even find what I was looking for so I just closed the tab. What a huge waste of money.
What they should next is throw a teapot
Russel will turn in his grave.
So who says we geeks don't know how to have fun?
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Ok lego/NASA now that we know about these you gotta sell them! I want one!
Assuming each of those figures is about 1 cubic inch of aluminum, and aluminum weighs in at 0.098 lb/in^3, and it costs about $10,000/lb to put something in space... then... 3 * 0.98 * $10000 = $2940 taxpayer dollars to put these things in space. I am all for the space program, but this seems like little more than a waste of money, even if it is cool.
Especially the Galileo.
How could NASA have run out of funding with projects such as these?!
are you speaking as the owner of LEGO A/S?
Sounds like it was funded by Lego. Nevertheless, while there is a certain cool/nostalgia factor, it does seem sad that we are sending toys into space at the same time as the shuttle program ends and American manned space flight enters a hiatus of unknown duration.
It is the cart before the horse - if we are taking the trouble to send toys to space, shouldn't we also be sending kids to play with those toys?
I guess NASA's budget issues are worse than we thought!
I know she is Greek but come on, we can at least PRETEND she doesn't have a beard you could loose a badger in.
And as far I know Lego doesn't do boobies. Probably to avoid boys being afraid of sharp edges or girl afraid of them falling off if you wiggle them to much.
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You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.
...about launching strange gods into space.
Budget cuts and fundie uproar here we come!
I'm sure re-designing the entire spacecraft to shove an extra sensor in there would have been MUCH cheaper that adding a couple ounces of ballast!
oh don't worry we paid full price for X payload to go from point A to point B, and the lego deal was just a little extra on the side, its a common thing for moving companies
Your dumbassed space agency is being cut off from money. Fucking morons.
next thing you know, some aliens will conclude that there were once a shriving civilization on Jupiter, but vanished abruptly...
ELOI, ELOI, LAMA SABACHTHANI!?
You mean the money that you spent on Lego playsets when you were growing up? Because if you're quite done being a cynical bastard, you could RTFA and discover that Lego footed the costs, not NASA.
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Well if you're going to buy an Atlas 551 to get this spacecraft to Jupiter in the first place, and you have a little extra performance margin on the rocket that can cover the weight of adding three Lego figurines (which you do, a 551 is a damn powerful rocket, and three aluminum figures are not particularlly heavy). Then why not add something fun for the ride?
Stop wasting so much energy on being cranky. You'll give yourself an ulcer.
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Lego paid for it, sooo.....
How precisely do you spend $5000 on an aluminum figure about an inch and a half in size?? I could turn out all three of those on a vertical mill in one afternoon with about $5 worth of aluminum.
It is the cart before the horse - if we are taking the trouble to send toys to space, shouldn't we also be sending kids to play with those toys?
I have a couple I would considering donating to the cause. The oldest loves legos
Time to offend someone
Fixed that for you.
(Not that there is anything wrong with promoting Lego)
We don't send people into space, but we do send legos shaped like people!
or add some more scientific equipment so every ounce of space is used effectively and not "for fun for the children who probably wont even be told about this" bullshit
Send Obama to Jupiter instead!
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god you people are so gullible, here it is again the OLDEST RIP OFF IN THE FUCKING BOOK
oh don't worry we paid full price for X payload to go from point A to point B, and the lego deal was just a little extra on the side, its a common thing for moving companies
So there IS live in our solar system. But not on Mars but on Jupiter; so now we send the aliens toys to please them ?
There is no refund troll boy. It's rather tied up in the scientific equipment. Your share, by the way, would cost more to stamp than the check would be worth.
In which they'll collide them in the hope of seeing the Higgs Mechano.
"... and more and more now there are all kinds of electronic goodies available" -- Pink Floyd 1972
Oh yeah. Because scientific equipment that can survive the myriad of environments this spacecraft will see between here and Jupiter is just something you buy at Wal-Mart and duct tape onto you spacecraft three days before launch. It's not like any of it needs extensive, expensive calibration testing or thermal envelope testing to ensure it will work properly. Nor does scientific equipment need specialized, one-off design components built into it like rad-hardened microchips and vibration survivable optics. Nope. Scientific equipments is obviously just as cheap, simple, and easy to design as static aluminum weight balances machined to look cool. No extra cost, risk, or overhead to come along with that.
Oh, and before you say that they should have built in one more scientific instrument from the start of the mission, you need to do some research on a portion of spacecraft design known as mass margin. NASA has been accounting for a little extra mass margin in the design of this spacecraft from the get go. That margin reduces the risk of a schedule slip later in the design lifecycle. As the design matures, the margin decreases, but since launch vehicle selection occurs relatively early in a mission design lifecycle, a rocket would have been chosen that could lift that extra design margin mass. Since the expected mass was lower than the mass planned for, there was some performance that NASA could eat up with whatever they damn well pleased to slap onto their spacecraft at the last minute without further endanering the flight. Since scientific equpiment can't be will-nilly slapped onto a spacecraft, they would have had to pick something relatively safe, simple, and ultimately useless: like Lego action figures, or nothing at all (which would have been boring and generated no publicity).
Any other questions smartass? And before you ask, yes, I do spacecraft design and launch performance analysis for a living.
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Are we gullible or educated in how the launch industry works?
Rockets like the Atlas V 551 are sold at a certain price. They can lift a certain amount to a certain velocity. If your spacecraft happens to be just slightly under the mass threshold you need it to be to achieve the desired velocity, then you can pretty much put whatever you want on it as long as you remain under that mass threshold.
Believe it or not, not everything cool that happens is not a giant conspiracy by a large corporation in an attempt to pull one over on the poor, unsuspecting masses.
Or, barring the possibility that you are a tinfoil-hatter, and you really are just genuinely this pessimisitc, I will leave you with the good news that the world doesn't always suck, and you are allowed to get excited about some things. Isn't that great news?!
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thats fine but where is the scientific equipment we paid to fill this thing. obviously its not filled
its like this, if you paid for a full dump truck of gravel and later found out it was cut a little short so it can be topped off with mulch and your still paying full price of the delivery, you would be asking questions.
Terminator 6: Back from Jupiter, and madder then hell.
Robotech: Arrival of the 5' long spaceship.
Sphere: Don't touch the beebee.
Stargate: Just blast 'em.
Star Wars: Who shot first, Han Solo or the melted plastic blob?
Who would win this election: Andrew Weiner vs Andrew Weiner's weiner.
Surely the lego going to Jupiter should be Lego Star Wars.
"That's the way to do it" - Punch
a magnifying glass, because she can "peer into the heart of Jupiter"
Then they should have made that part out of transparent aluminum. ;)
So fuck it lets remove every chunk of scientific equipment and send a fucking garbage can of higest bidders trinkets and toys, there was room to put metal legos there was room for 1 more fucking sensor that could have done something other than go along for the ride
Now they're just doing cheap PR stunts. The future is over. Entropy won. Enjoy your Legos.
You had to post this on a day where I had no mod points. :(
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But theirs don't quite make it into space.
Just to let those Jovian bitches know we're coming to take over!
I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!
After that, they're sending Lincoln Logs to Uranus.
Every time you call tech support, a little kitten dies.
Yep, because that's not emotional hyperbole or anything.
How about this? How about you give me a link to a company that makes a sensor, or a link to the sensor itself, that weighs about as much as the Lego figurines, that requires no additional calibration or testing, that could survive within the environmental envelope this spacecraft will see, and that costs less than $15,000. Go ahead, I'll wait.
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What can I say? I have great timing. :D
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welcome our new Lego overlords! Sounds like a great plot for a movie/game! Legos sent out to other planets evolve into sentient super-Legos and return to destroy the Earth.
These LEGO figurines look awesome! My hat's off to the JUNO team!
We sent (flattened) LEGO figurines aboard the MER landers, too (not on the rovers proper). Their names were Biff Starling and Sandy Moondust, if I recall correctly. See my blog for a terrific color picture of Spirit's LEGO figurine before she drove away.
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... a perfect time to start sending toys in space. R.I.P. NASA
Jupiter, Juno and Galileo - sounds like those type of jokes where you ask: which one doesn't fit.
I didn't know the Roman mythical dress code included pants.
Also, I think those Nasa people must be chuckling with glee at the thought of some space-faring civilisation, perhaps even human-descended, discovering the figures in some far-away future and using them as a basis from which to deduce the appearance of the "extinct dwarf races of Mars", and wondering about the purpose of the tools they hold in their ("there" in /.speak) pincher claws.
Free, as in your money being freed from the confines of your account.
on hearing about these figures and their names, some evangelicals will loose the slight hold they have on thier minds and again charge the US gubbiment with promoting un-Christian values and the worship of false idols. Seriously.
How much money is being funneled into this, and from where?! Is there actually a mission?
And people in the USA wonder why people in every other country think we're useless humans that waste everything for our greedy, sloth-like lives.
This mission should be renamed; Pride.
Actually, it's like this. You ordered a truck full of gravel. They filled the truck with gravel and the driver brought a cup of coffee with him. You're all pissed off because the cab could have been filled up with gravel right?
Now a satellite doesn't have a cab, but it's going to have a little extra volume. Neither "scientific equipment" nor gravel is going to take up all of the space in a given volume. You're drawing a line between a research instrument and a gallon of milk. You don't just open up the top of a space craft and pour in "scientific equipment" until you top it off...
And anyway, it looks like they put the figurines on the outside of the craft so really your mad because your truck full of gravel had mud on the wheels.
Your an idiot.
What a waste of money. Sending toys to space.