The Mathematics of Lawn Mowing
Hugh Pickens writes "I enjoy mowing my six-acre lawn with my John Deere 757 zero-turn every week, and over the course of the last five years of mowing I have come up with my own most efficient method of getting the job done which takes me about three hours. While completing my task this morning, I decided after I finished to research the subject to discover if there is a method for determining the most efficient path for mowing, and found that Australians Bunkard Polster and Marty Ross wrote last summer about an elegant mathematical presentation of the problem of mowing an irregularly shaped area as efficiently as possible. First we simplify our golf course mowing problem by covering the course with an array of circles with each circle radius equal to the width of the mower disc. Connecting the centers of the circles produces an equilateral triangular grid, with vertices at the circle centers. Following a path consisting of grid edges, there will necessarily be a fair amount of overlap so the statement of the problem is to minimize the overlap by minimizing the number of vertices that are visited more than once which Polster and Ross say is easily achieved by well-known computer search algorithms. Any other tips from Slashdot readers?"
This is a fantastic example of how Americans take a simple problem and absolutely fuck up the solution.
So these Americans want to partake in some outdoor activity that requires a bit of open grass. Their solution? Buy a 6 acre lawn, pay property taxes on this land, buy a lawnmower, buy fuel for the lawnmower, buy fertilizer for the lawn, and waste hours each week mowing the lawn. Even if they pay somebody to maintain it for them, it's still a huge waste of money, time, and effort.
What do people in sensible countries do? They build parks, and everybody in the vicinity contributes a small amount of money towards its upkeep, without the burden falling directly on their shoulders. They can go use it whenever they want, and such parks are large enough that thousands of people can partake in all sorts of sports or other activities at the same time, from barbecuing, to playing catch, to even playing golf, without interfering with one another.
Oh, wait. Parks are probably too "socialist" at best, or "communist" at worst, for most Americans.