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USPTO Issues 8,000,000th Patent

toybuilder writes "It took nearly 80 years for the first 1 million patents to issue in the U.S. On Tuesday, the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office issued its eight-millionth patent. This most recent 1 million patents took only about 5 years."

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  1. High time to stop them by gweihir · · Score: 2

    Or most technological advances will not improve life on this planet.

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    1. Re:High time to stop them by Delarth799 · · Score: 2

      That's probably because your fat suffocated her before she got the chance.

    2. Re:High time to stop them by mcvos · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why would you credit them (the USPTO, I assume?) with the progress of the last 100 years? I'm pretty sure we'd have seen just as much progress without them. The USPTO is just a money sink that creates expensive paperwork for people who just want to get stuff done.

  2. Geordi's visor? by cashman73 · · Score: 3, Informative

    So essentially, US patent #8,000,000 is more or less a very, very early version of Lt. Commander Geordi LaForge's visor. We have a long way to go.

    1. Re:Geordi's visor? by Cassini2 · · Score: 2

      Of the million's of major technical issues in building Geordi's visor, Patent #8,000,000 is about automatically turning off Geordi's visor when it isn't being worn.

      Despite the fact that almost every portable device has sophisticated software systems to automatically power down any unneeded subsystems, they patented automatic power down when "an error is detected". This patent is a great example of what is wrong with the U.S. patent system. Almost every new RF and power distribution standard comes with automatic power down protocols for safety and power savings reasons. Every cell phone automatically powers up and down the transmit and receive circuitry to save battery life. Almost all portable medical devices incorporate automatic power down for safety reasons, and to save on battery life and power consumption. This patent covers a feature absolutely necessary on any practical implementation of "Geordi's visor", without contributing any useful technical information.

      Thanks to this patent, if someone actually solves all of the technical issues in allowing blind people to see, they can look forward to being sued for mega-bucks for their great service to mankind.

  3. Sue! by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oddly, it was a patent for a method of issuing patents given to a small legal firm, who then filed a lawsuit against the Patent Office.

  4. Re:Wow all these inventions! by Stellian · · Score: 3, Funny

    All those patents are useful and unique - right?

    Right. According to IP industry insiders, what we need is a Patent Stimulus to end the recession

    The nice thing about this Patent Stimulus Plan is that it will cost only a small fraction of the amount of money we have already wasted on failed economic stimulus. What we need to do is have President Obama issue an Executive Order directing the Patent Office to start allowing patents. A 42% allowance rate during the first quarter of 2009 is wholly unacceptable. So while you are at it President Obama, order the Patent Office to issue a patent UNLESS there is a reason to deny it.

  5. Not 8,000,000th patent by black+soap · · Score: 4, Informative

    This was patent #8,000,000, or the 8,000,000th numbered patent. before the 1830s, patents were issued but not given numbers. I choose to be pedantic, rather than think about the travesty that our patent law has become - I'll leave that to someone else just this once.

  6. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    The patent system is already quite expensive for the small businesses. The PTO office isn't so bad, but to come up with a any decent patent that will make it through, you need to hire a patent lawyer which will cost in the $300 to $500 an hour range. I just went through it and it's excruciatingly painful and expensive.

    Then there is this:
    http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2011/08/05/138934689/the-tuesday-podcast-the-patent-war

  7. English much? by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 2

    "Eighth-million patent" -> "eight millionth patent"

    Yeesh - true geeks would say the editor's off by a factor of 2^5.
     

  8. Re:Wow all these inventions! by Dog-Cow · · Score: 3, Funny

    It would also be awesome (as in amazing, unbelievable) if you would your verbs.

  9. Re:Greed? by walshy007 · · Score: 2

    The fact is, without patents we would have far fewer inventions and technology would advance at a much slower pace.

    If software patents were issued in the 70's, we would have practically none of the mainstream computer tech we have today. Every single piece would be too legally encumbered.

    There are other incentives for inventing things like being the first to market etc.

    And implementations of software are already protected under copyright anyway.

  10. Re:Greed? by Qzukk · · Score: 2

    If you take that away, why should I invest all that time and money?

    You shouldn't. Leave getting rich to people like Bill Gates, or the other people and companies that made computer software up through the 90's (especially the 1998 State Street decision) before software became generally patentable. They seemed to do just fine without them.

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  11. Re:General increase in bureaucracy by hedwards · · Score: 2

    The problem is that the ability of the people to comply with increasingly byzantine laws isn't increasing at a similar rate. The rule of law depends upon the people being governed being capable of knowing all the things which are prohibited. In the US at least we've long since past the point where one could reliably know what is and isn't prohibited and under what conditions.