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NASA Shoots Down Comet Elenin Doomsday Predictions

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the phew-i-was-worried dept.

coondoggie writes "The comet Elenin, which will pass by Earth October 16, has generated such an inordinate amount of doomsday reports from a number of different sources that NASA today issued a release meant to address a variety of them. To address the myriad concerns, NASA said its scientists compiled a list of the most popular questions it has received about Elenin."

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  1. Nothing but FUD by milbournosphere · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bruce Willis and the space shuttle would save us from any comet threat. What's that you say? The shuttle's been retired? Great, we're fucked.

    1. Re:Nothing but FUD by NonUniqueNickname · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wait, what? They were supposed to keep the space shuttle and retire Bruce Willis. We are so fucked.

  2. Commies in space! by jhhl · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... as if there were no threat from a comet named "eLenin"!

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    1. Re:Commies in space! by idontgno · · Score: 3, Funny

      You missed the other, more significant part of the comet's name. "eleNIN"... Which means the Extinction-Level Event involves Nine Inch Nails.

      I knew Trent Reznor was wrapped up in this Doomsday thing. I just knew it. This comet is His herald, a harbinger of a brave new world full of stuff from NIN songs. And videos. And maybe Quake-related weaponry.

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  3. Re:That's so cool by Nanosphere · · Score: 5, Funny

    They shot down a comet?! With what, lasers or nukes? (I didn't bother to RTFS)

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