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Steve Jobs Resigns As Apple CEO

Posted by samzenpus on from the au-revoir-mr.-jobs dept.

An anonymous reader writes "The title says it all, really; Steve Jobs has resigned as the CEO of Apple, and would like to become Chairman of the Board. Reasons are not specified, but his declining health of recent years is a likely candidate. He's named Tim Cook as his successor."

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  1. So... by NecroPuppy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will the Turtleneck of Power be passed on to Cook?

    Or will it instead be enshrined in a glass case at Apple HQ?

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    1. Re:So... by kaizokuace · · Score: 5, Funny

      Will the Turtleneck of Power be passed on to Cook?

      Or will it instead be enshrined in a curved glass case at Apple HQ?

      fixed.

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  2. And in other news, the iPhone 5... by MrDoh! · · Score: 5, Funny

    is rumoured to have Flash, USB ports, AND a 3.5" floppy disk.

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    1. Re:And in other news, the iPhone 5... by Chryana · · Score: 4, Funny

      Picture of the upcoming iphone 5.

  3. Re:This is a sad day for the tech world by jedidiah · · Score: 5, Funny

    Millions of people also said "yes we do" to MS-DOS.

    Being the vanguard of those with absolutely no taste is not necessarily something to brag about.

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  4. Re:This is a sad day for the tech world by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 4, Funny

    >>...it doesn't look good

    Don't worry. When he dies, Jobs will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

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    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  6. Re:Lemme be the frist to say: by blind+monkey+3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, buy. I'm going full-in. I'll be an millionaire.

    So, you're telling us your a billionaire then?

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  7. Re:This is a sad day for the tech world by Bobartig · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't know how you did it, but you seem to have forgotten about this device called the iPod. Yeah, it brought PMPs to the mainstream. Apple sold a metric butt-load of them and made a mint in the process. Oh yeah, they also created an iTunes store, sold over 10,000,000,000 songs and other related media, and now sells more music than anyone else on the planet, including Walmart.

    iOS and iPhone didn't save Apple, it catapulted them from ludicrously successful to can't-talk-I'm-having-too-many-orgasms-all-the-time successful.

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  8. Re:To Quote Obi-Wan by interkin3tic · · Score: 4, Funny

    No exaggeration. This is one of the only tech news stories that I've actually heard about IRL instead of the internet. Someone actually looked at me on the sidewalk and said "Oh my God, Steve Jobs retired!"

    I said "FIRST PSOT!!!!" and was trying to think how to use HTML formatting to link to a relevant XKCD before I realized it was a conversation and not slashdot. But it's okay, I'm safely back in Mom's basement now.