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Julian Assange's Unauthorized Autobiography

Posted by samzenpus on from the unleash-the-biography dept.

macwhizkid writes "After signing a major book deal for his autobiography, Julian Assange backed out (allegedly worrying about self-incrimination) but failed to return his £500,000 advance payment. The publisher is understandably unhappy with this outcome, and intends to publish the 'world's first unauthorized autobiography' from an early draft Assange submitted. The book will be in stores tomorrow, but I'm still hoping it'll be published early on WikiLeaks..."

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  1. Excerpt from Chapter 17 by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I knew that strange woman at my door wanting sex must be into me because I'm totally hot, not because it was any kind of setup. You see, the Julinator is really smart that way. And the Julinator trusts his intuition. She was so into me that she stole my laptop later that night as a souvenir of an awesome night when I rocked her world. That's just the kind of impression the Julinator makes. Besides those CIA types are all guys, right? The Julinator learned that from those Jack Ryan movies.

    Hey, why is my lawyer calling at this hour?

    --
    SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
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  3. Leaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I shall download the book from pirate bay. After all, everyone must have access to information.

  4. Re:It's about the goal, not about a face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thanks for the head's-up on the budget - I had no idea we wasted so much money on NASA.